Stangle’s Kid

@stangleskid.bsky.social

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“mostly ok”. 🇵🇸 eat the rich.

Text: The moment you sent me a text using “u” you were no longer a daughter of mine.
Screenshot from my mom from a scammer saying one of her kids broke their phone and needs her to text them at a new number. I jokingly respond that it’s from me and she shreds me for the improper punctuation and lazy spelling
Tim and Sam from The Detroiters wearing De2roit shirts
Game of Thrones meme What do we say to the god of diarrhea? Not today
Mbappe got a solid run at the goal but was ultimately foiled by a swarm of Spanish people. Players, not random Spaniards
My text to them: All I have to report right now is one of the Spanish players has his jersey tucked into his shorts and he looks like a real doofus
A foot wrapped up in a black walking boot (the bad kind for injuries)
Cover of the Phoenix New Times. It’s a triptych with cropped faces of three young women. The copy says: Meet Daisy, Paque and Stella. Three talentless girls from Phoenix. Hungry for fame.
Instagram DM saying this guy is trying to be a wingman for his friend and asking if I’d be interested in dating her
3 actors from a Spanish language Verizon commercial that plays constantly on telemundo
A white concrete pillar at the end of someone’s driveway. On top sits a pair of black glasses next to a purple velvet-bound CD booklet titled “enya: only time the collection”
A small black and white dog with pointy ears is wearing a green Mexico soccer jersey and sitting on a couch facing the wall, absolutely fucking furious about it
Jurassic park velociraptors in the kitchen, labeled “global south countries wrecking colonizers’ shit” The little boy hiding behind the counter is labeled “England”
Black, faded wash tshirt with a still from Silence of the Lambs where Princess is looking down into the well
Framed photo of a man from behind, wearing night vision goggles and fishing. The back of his shirt says Wet Work Division.
LEAVE HIM ALONE meme
Text from dad: “Antifa and BLM are massed in the parking lot downstairs. They’re coming to take my stuff! They’re chanting George Soros’ name.”
A small white dog sits on a couch with his to the out. His fur is long and curly
Text from Elena My mayor is Muslim My bagel Jewish Trump dead by July Knicks in 5!
A squashed box of Annie’s “grass-fed shells & real aged cheddar”
Random number: That's great, let's focus on the importance of standing with Israel as a vital ally. How do you see Israel as one of America's strongest allies? My response: Israel is a fascist, genocidal ethnostate that should be an international pariah for its blatant flouting of international laws and commission of war crimes. I'm disgusted that a single penny of my taxes might go towards their ethnic cleansing campaign. It's pathetic and anti American that so many of our politicians seem beholden to a foreign nation state, pumping billions of dollars into their genocidal war machine whole millions of Americans cannot afford basic food or shelter. The day Netanyahu, Ben Gvir and Smotrich are hailed in front of a tribunal and sentenced to life in prison for crimes against humanity will be a banner day for justice.
Text message convo: Random number: Hi, I'm Sarah. Wondering how folks in Arizona are seeing the U.S. relationship with Israel. Got a sec? Stop2End Me: Yes I have time
Small black and white dog with his head and front paw on a man’s leg, gazing longingly at the lunch he is holding