josh

@stanj.bsky.social

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💀elder millennial 🕹️game dev/play 🤡many years in the service industry

John Romero's about to wish you well
The undersit of the asciiware resident evil gun controller. One handle is very gun shaped, the other appears to have a rotating bike throttle-like control
ebeneezer: goes outside 500 muppets: there goes mr. asshole! there goes mr. bitch!
The cover Psygnosis' acclaimed video game, "Lemmings" The cover depicts a bunch of little guys doing wacky shit and one really big little guy being like "what's going on, here?" A couple of the little guys in the corner are holding up a sign that warms explicitly: "WARNING we are not responsible for: loss of sanity, loss of hair, loss of sleep." I think that leaves them open to liability overall, but it's a good start
n64 controller
a glass-domed wall clock half full of baked beans
"did rupert murdoch finally kick the bucket?" "that dumb bitch is never going to die"
a tiny brain shaped squisher
"mega byte" remote control dog
Yeah that's dumb!
this is what they want, a batter dispenser
A Magic the Gathering card featuring Sephiroth plunging downward with the Masamune katana. The title is "Sephiroth's Intervention" and the effect is "Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life." The flavor text reads, "Fate is not to be taken lightly, Cloud." It is awesome.
a car is fighting a woman
Captain Janeway and Tom Paris as some sort of reptile.
Sonic the Hedgehog crossing his arms and holding up one finger
it's the protagonist of the game Assassin's Creed: Shadows, Naowe, squatting thoughtfully on a riverbank. Behind her is a wonderful forest of pink and green trees, that probably kind of looks like Japan's forests in the 1500s
this is a fabric screen showing the shadows of the trees behind it. you can see the actual tree branches beyond it. a man who presumably owns the screen is talking to another person near the player
Windows Maze screensaver
Alpha 5 from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
a cropped version of the 2025 fantastic four poster with a circle around a malformed hand
The Rak'tika Greateood from Final Fantasy XIV