bex schwartz

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Phase 3 of the Spaceballs Cinematic Universe has been revealed to be "The Almighty Schwartz Saga (A.S.S.)"
The NYT reports that Adam Sandler officiated the stupid wedding that’s closed down the entire Penn Station region
An “I voted” sticker from the NYC democratic primary that says “I voted 2026l
The tenth doctor starts a whisper campaign by asking “don’t you think she looks tired”
From Skyrim: the dark brotherhood’s black handprint with the words “we know”
Laura Roslin, former Secretary of Education, is sworn in as President of the Twelve Colonies
A headshot of actor Matt Dillon
A cat lies on a rug staring up at a tv where the Artemis II nasa feed is streaming
Snork is also a perfect circle
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose. Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse. It doesn't take a military genius to see We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III. There's nowhere you can run to, Nowhere you can hide. When they drop the big one, We all get fried. Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Snork (a tuxedo cat) is curled into a perfect comes holding his paws next to his face
The poster for Day After Tomorrow showing the Statue of Liberty embedded in a snowdrift that comes up to her crown
Justin Bieber wearing shiny boxers and a lavender guitar during his Grammy performance
A blow-up neon green alien at an anti ICE rally in nyc
an email from NYT Cooking with the subject line: The Veggie: Two Lattes isn't breakfast
Sesame Street’s Honkers (the muppets with noses that make honking sounds)
A screencap from the episode of the West Wing featuring the notepad where Leo wrote “let Bartlet be bartlet”
a flier promoting "Together We Win, NYC Rally for Trans Kids" organized by Pflag, the new Pride Agenda, and Trans Formative schools
A blue package of Doritos labeled “Cool American”
The current NYT website with a large headline: “MAMDANI SEALS VICTORY IN IMPROBABLE RUN” (Accompanied by an establishing shot of pro-Mamdani signs at his election returns event)
Two concurrent posts in the skyline where Trump’s mouth looks twisty and weird
Kermit scrunch face
A frog playing a banjo
a fluffy kitty wearing a leather jacket drives a cat-sized black car at the Caught Stealing premiere (the kitty's name is Tonic, apparently?)
Ken Marino scales a ladder in the middle of a crowd of Middle Aged Dad Jam Band fans at the start of a show
a photo of a Big Brother 27 housemate -- Keanu Soto who lists his occupation as a dungeon master
A Hilda by artist Duane Bryers featuring Hilda reading Animal Stories to a bevy of wildlife
“Home of the crabster roll”
A current electoral coverage map of the nyc mayoral candidate primary and zohran bahmani is beating andrew cuomo
@billybragg explains the intention being his song “rumors of war” in 1991 "If you can personalize a political situation like that," he says, "you can make the point much better than if you just say war is stupid. If you can describe the way war sneaks up on you like a mist, and connect it with that terrible feeling of helplessness we all felt during the build-up in the gulf, then you're communicating something. Then you're working in that important area where politics enters all our lives."
Cole Escola wears a powder blue dress in homage to the gown Bernadette Peters wore when she won the Tony for Annie Get Your Gun
A chip
Pierbattista Pizzaballa is a contender to be the next pope
Snork cranes his neck to observe the wonder of Flow even more intensely
Michael Stipe joined Michael Shannon / Jason Narducy / Dag Juhlin and their R.E.M. tribute band to sing “Pretty Persuasion”
An iconic cereal box featuring the muppets’ very own Swedish chef and his very first mass marketed sugar cereal, Croonchy Stars
Marco Rubio is preemptively live shamed for not capturing the Panama Canal
credits for Wired's "Tech Support" about D&D with Brennan Lee Mulligan offers special thanks to little ol' me!
A tuxedo cat with very long white whiskers who is named Snork, like the moomin character
Maris’ impressionist lyrics to the Severance song, as song in a NJ mall parking lot while waiting for a bus to take me back to nyc
Jack Prosobiec is a hateful MAGA bigot
Surprise! A yoda puppet smoking a joint and holding a pride flag appears if you look in the right spot
A giant Bleem and the box of doom lord over a sold out Madison square garden
D20’s interactive website invites the attendees at msg to roll together
Ivana Trump dressed suspiciously like Serena Joy from the handmaid’s tale
Spelling Bee doesn’t accept “cantrip” as a word!
“The windmills are driving the whales crazy,” he [Trump] said
A mothman with a remarkably round butt