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Panel 1: Gertrude approaching Gemma and asking her, "Can I help you find anything?" Gemma looks back and replies in astonishment, "Oh, my goodness..." Panel 2: Gemma turns and ensnares Gertrude in a bear hug and exclaims, "GERTY!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YA IN FOREVER!!!! HOW'VE YA BEEN, GIRLIE!!?!" Panel 3: The background becomes an indiscernible wall of text, presumably Gemma rambling as she holds Gertrude in the air. Gertrude sheepishly states, "Okay, that's enough..." Panel 4: Gemma putting Gertrude in a headlock as she ruffles Gertrude's hair. She continues rambling, and the background is another unreadable wall of text. Gertrude shouts, "TOO MUCH LOVE!!!!"
Panel 1: An overweight anthropomorphic pig reaching into a convenience store refrigerator. She is arguing over the phone--"I already told ya, Maw, that video ain't real." Panel 2: The pig is holding a can of High Noon as the refrigerator door closes with a soft CLACK. She continues, "You think a man could record hisself fallin' from a slide as big as the Empire State and be able to post it after?" Panel 3: Over-the-shoulder shot of the pig and a silhouetted Gertrude, the pig's back turned towards her. She rants, "It's AI, Maw. All them videos ya sent me are." Panel 4: Gertrude staring with a look as if she were trying to remember the pig from somewhere. The pig continues arguing off-screen, "Yes, even that lady smashin' the glass bridge! You woulda seen that on the news if it were real!"
Fortnite skin Raven Team Leader in a purple dress forming her hands in the shape of a heart.
Panel 1: Gertrude and Gretchen talking to each other as Gwyneth lags behind them holding a cup of lemonade. She sulks to herself, "13 dollars for a glass of lemonade that sucks and they don't even fill it all the way. Why do I even try? Just to be humiliated?" Gertrude and Gretchen interrupt her thoughts by shouting "Gwyn! Look!" Panel 2: Gretchen pointing at an exhibit behind her as she exclaims alongside Gertrude, "IT'S YOU!" Panel 3: A dithered monochrome picture of a photorealistic fox sitting and staring at the viewer in a zoo exhibit. Panel 4: Close-up of Gwyneth, now in a more realistic art style, with a surprised expression.
Panel 1: Geremiah at the front door holding an envelope while proclaiming "It's finally here!" Panel 2: Geremiah at the kitchen counter pressing his debit card with his hands, saying to himself, "I'm gonna buy so much stuff with this decal on my card... Can't wait to see the look on the cashiers' faces." Panel 3: Close-up of Geremiah's new debit card, with a decal featuring Tung Tung Tung Sahur and the words "Call me SAHUR the way this TUNG makes her BRAIN ROT." Panel 4: Geremiah at 7-Eleven attempting to buy a can of Rockstar Energy Throwback. Gertrude, working the register, simply tells him "Your card was declined."
Panel 1: Geremiah looking at a showerhead in disgust and thinking, "No." Similarly, Gwyneth looks at her toothbrush and also thinks, "No." Panel 2: Geremiah typing into his phone, "GOT FRAMEMOGGED BY A TRUECEL IN LEFT 4 DEAD, IS THIS ROPEFUEL????" Gwyneth lies in bed, using what appears to be 4chan, and types into her phone, "cant stand being a wagecuck brickshit gigahon. fuck my life" Panel 3: Geremiah and Gwyneth playing shooter games on their respective personal computers. Panel 4: Gwyneth and Geremiah walking by each other in a hallway, both giving the other a dirty look and thinking, "Weirdo."
Panel 1: Gwyneth barging into a bathroom with a mop and bucket just out of frame behind her. She thinks to herself, "If they put me on bathroom duty one more time I'm taking a shit on the boss's desk and quitting. I shouldn't have to clean up after these slobs. I am better than this." Panel 2: An unnamed cat dropping their pants to the floor at a urinal. Panel 3: The same cat urinating, their stream missing the urinal entirely and forming what appears to be a small puddle on the floor. Panel 4: Close-up of Gwyneth with a detached expression.
Panel 1: Gertrude reaching into the oven as her mother walks into the kitchen. Gertrude warmly says, "Hey, Mom! I just finished baking you brownies." Panel 2: Gertrude's mother crosses her hands over her heart and says, "Aww, thank you, pumpkin--" Panel 3: Gertrude's mother is cut off by a loud WHRRRRRR. Panel 4: Reveal to Gertrude cutting a pan of burnt brownies with a saw. Sparks are flying in every direction from under the blade. Gertrude's mother walks away and utters, "I'll have some later."
Sarah Wonder, from "Wonderful Life" by gahuppy, reaching her hand towards the viewer in front of a pink sky.
Characters by FormingPluto and DogFoodEater Panel 1: Gretchen looks at Gwyneth's phone and asks "Are you gambling?" Gwyneth responds, "I'm betting on if this guy's gonna live." Panel 2: Gwyneth's phone displaying a betting app that reads "Will James Walsh survive being stabbed?" with a 31% chance. Off-screen, Gretchen asks "You don't feel weird doing that?" Gwyneth responds, "A little bit, but I really need the money." Panel 3: Shot of Gwyneth's television watching the news. A moose news anchor reports, "We have an update regarding the stabbing in Greenwood earlier today." Panel 4: The reporter continues, "The victim, James Philip Walsh, has unfortunately passed away." Gwyneth excitedly shouts "YES!!!!!" while Gretchen sits with an uncomfortable look on her face.
Parody of the album cover for Tyler, The Creator's "CHROMAKOPIA+" (2025), featuring Normalsville fan character Gertrude wearing a Combine mask from Half-Life 2.
Characters by DogFoodEater, FormingPluto, PertrudeCampbel Panel 1: A raccoon employer is interviewing Gwyneth for a job. A calendar behind her reads June 2025. The employer says "Before we wrap up, I must inform you that we will be running a background check on you to determine if you're a good fit for our company." Panel 2: Gwyneth stares nervously as the employer continues, "That won't be a problem, will it?" Panel 3: Flashback to "Some time ago..." where Gwyneth sits in a shopping cart being piloted by Gretchen. In the distance, a police officer stands by a police car in direct line of the two of them. Gwyneth looks to the phone camera held up by Gertrude and exclaims, "I'm Gwyneth Schultz, and this is Jackass!!!!" Panel 4: Jump to the present, where Gwyneth responds to the employer's question with "Nope." Off-screen, the employer remarks, "Wonderful!"
Characters by PertrudeCampbel, FormingPluto, Xeroplane Panel 1: Gertrude exclaims "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRETCHEN!!!!" to which Gretchen responds with "OMG! THANK YOU!" Panel 2: The two embrace in a hug while Gretchen says "Gertrude! I'm so happy you're here! That cake you made looks AWESOME!" Gertrude laughs, "Hah... well..." Panel 3: Gertrude grips Gretchen's shoulders in a panic and confesses "Gretch... about that... The cake is a lie..." Gretchen rolls her eyes and mutters "Haha. Very funny." Gertrude continues, "No. I'm serious. Gere's been acting suspicious all day." Panel 4: Gretchen and Gertrude staring at Geremiah lighting a bomb inside of Gretchen's cake. He thinks to himself, "Hehehe... They won't notice a thing..."
Character by DogFoodEater Panel 1: Gwyneth in her car at night shielding her eyes from an absurdly bright light in front of her. She thinks to herself, “Jesus fuck… What kind of headlights does that guy have??” Panel 2: Shot of the vehicle responsible for the bright lights, whose driver looks a lot like Harrod Jones from Normalsville. Gwyneth continues her internal monologue: “How the hell is that even legal?? Are they TRYING to cause an accident?!” Panel 3: Gwyneth grips her steering wheel with both hands and thinks to herself, “Well, if it’s an accident they’re looking for…” Panel 4: Top-down view of Gwyneth’s car swerving and CRASHing into the car with the bright headlights.
Polaroid picture of an anthropomorphic sand cat, axolotl, and goat sitting on a couch, each holding a slice of cake and staring lifelessly into the camera. The words "Best B-day ever!" are written underneath, followed by the date 12-27.
Characters by PertrudeCampbel, FormingPluto, DogFoodEater, Xeroplane Panel 1: Geremiah says to Gwyneth, "$10 says Gertrude doesn't fall for the evil soda bit again during White Elephant." Gwyneth responds, "You're on." Panel 2: Geremiah and Gertrude sitting on a couch. Geremiah pulls a bottle of soda from an unmarked gift bag and dryly reacts, "Evil soda again... hm." Gertrude excitedly says, "Ooh, steal!!" Panel 3: Gertrude snatches the bottle and starts chugging it. Panel 4: Gretchen, Gwyneth, and Geremiah standing outside as Gertrude lies on a stretcher with her eyes closed. Gwyneth hands Geremiah a $10 bill in annoyance, while Gretchen blankly remarks, "That's the third Christmas in a row this has happened..."
Characters by DogFoodEater, starborne.miracle, FormingPluto Panel 1: Gwyneth in the office of Yonkers Edwards, the fox manager at a UPS store, slamming her hands on their desk while yelling "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!?!" Yonkers attempts to explain, "Ma'am, I already told you, you have to go to our website--" Panel 2: The phone on Yonkers' desk rings, and they say "Oh, give me a moment..." Panel 3: Yonkers answers the phone and crossly says, "Gretchen, this better be important. I'm with a customer who's gonna hang my intestines from the ceiling like Christmas lights if she doesn't get her package." Panel 4: Gretchen standing on the side of the road next to a flipped over UPS truck, with its rear open and packages spilling onto the road. She laughs nervously, "Haha, she's gonna laugh at this one..."
Characters by DogFoodEater and Snazzcopter Panel 1: Gwyneth walking through a neighborhood at night with Garry, a gray cabbit who is one of her coworkers. Garry says "I've never hung out with anyone before... I'm excited!" Gwyneth stares starry-eyed at Garry while thinking "She actually wants to talk to me..." Panel 2: Gwyneth continues her internal monologue, "No one's ever actually wanted to talk to me, let alone invite me to their house... I think... I think I love this person..." Panel 3: Wide view of Garry's house, which is impeccably shiny and clean. Garry declares, "Here we are! Home sweet home!" Panel 4: Zoom in on Gwyneth, staring blankly, thinking to herself "I think I hate this person." Garry says off-screen, "Oh, and wipe your feet before coming in, please."
Characters by DogFoodEater, FormingPluto, and Xeroplane Panel 1: Gwyneth in bed facepalming, appearing to have a hangover, thinking “Ugh… That is the LAST time I make Atomic Punch out of Rockstar and Everclear.” Her phone buzzes on her nightstand. Panel 2: Gwyneth checks her phone in distress, thinking “Fuck, there’s a package at my door?!” Panel 3: Gwyneth, now clothed, pulls her shirt down while heading downstairs, thinking “I don’t even remember what I ordered… Hopefully it’s nothing bad.” Panel 4: Gwyneth sees an annoyed Geremiah answering the door. Gretchen stands in the doorway with a package in her hands, saying “Oh, hey Gwyn! Where should I put all 42 boxes of your posters of the Heavy and Medic kissing?”
Characters by PertrudeCampbel, FormingPluto, Xeroplane Panel 1: Gertrude holding a long pole with a turkey at the end dangling over a deep fryer, which Geremiah is pouring oil into. Gretchen asks “What’s going on here?” Gertrude responds, “Geremiah and I are about to cook the turkey for this year’s Thanksgiving.” Panel 2: Geremiah calls out “Alright, lower it!” Gertrude slowly lowers the turkey. Panel 3: Gretchen asks “Is that safe?” Gertrude lets go of the pole, dunking the turkey and creating a bunch of smoke. Turning to face Gretchen, Gertrude explains, “Of course it is! We took all the safety precautions to make sure we don’t start a fire!” Panel 4: A huge fire bursts from the deep fryer. Gertrude, now facing completely away from the carnage, continues, “It’s quick and it’s easy, we’ll have this turkey cooked in no time!”
Characters by PertrudeCampbel, FormingPluto, Xeroplane Panel 1: Geremiah and Gretchen hauling a bathtub into a 7-Eleven, both grunting in exhaustion. A bemused Gertrude stands behind the counter. Panel 2: Geremiah and Gretchen set the bathtub down, panting to catch their breath. Gertrude asks "What's this?" Geremiah, out of breath, responds, "It's... my cup... For Bring Your Own Cup Day?" Panel 3: Gertrude remarks "...That was in September, Geremiah." Geremiah simply responds, "Ah... Shit." Gretchen is still panting and huffing. Panel 4: Gretchen collapses onto the floor with a THUMP.
Characters by PertrudeCampbel and FormingPluto Panel 1: Gertrude peeks through the blinds of her window and thinks to herself, "God, where is she? My package was supposed to be here hours ago..." Panel 2: Gertrude's phone rings from inside her pocket. Panel 3: Gertrude steps down from the couch and answers the phone with "Hello?" A voice from the phone, presumed to be Gretchen's, says "Hey, so, uhh..." Panel 4: Cut to a backside view of Gretchen in her UPS truck, parked in front of a sign that reads "Welcome to Guatemala" in both Spanish and English. She says "Your package might be a bit late..."
Character by DogFoodEater Panel 1: Gwyneth rests her palm on her head in lassitude while thinking to herself "God, this job sucks... Why did I even apply for it?" Panel 2: Gwyneth looks out at the customers while continuing, "Every day, all I do is clock in to let people twice my age walk all over me. Am I a masochist? Do I derive some twisted enjoyment from this?" Panel 3: Gwyneth finishes, "If it were up to me, every boomer in America would be rounded up and shot. I would never treat service workers like that." Panel 4: Flashback to the previous week, where Gwyneth tells a goat cashier scanning her groceries, "Hey... can you like, hurry up? You are GENUINELY slower than sloth shit."
Monochromatic sketches of Normalsville fan characters Gertrude (by gertrudecampbell.bsky.social), Gretchen (by FormingPluto), Gwyneth (by DogFoodEater), and Geremiah (by xeroplane), each holding the hand signals for the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 4 respectively.
Same image as above, minus the band and album names.
Parody of the album cover for Radiohead - The Bends (1995), with the CPR dummy replaced by Ghost, a gray dog with a skeleton mask obscuring half of their face created by Twitter user @chumblings. The artist logo reads "CHUMBLING"
Characters by Xeroplane and DogFoodEater Panel 1: Geremiah mutters "Hmmm..." while squinting and rubbing his chin. Panel 2: An aggravated Gwyneth shakes in fury as she holds a ketchup bottle, standing behind a plate with a mountain of ketchup on top of a singular piece of bread. Panel 3: Same as Panel 1 minus the dialogue. Panel 4: Geremiah looks up and says "Too much ketchup, I don't want it anymore--" as the plate full of ketchup, presumably launched by Gwyneth, hurtles towards him.
A Dr. Seuss-styled book cover of Kris, Susie, and Ralsei from Deltarune walking through Castle Town. At the top, the title reads, "I'm Not Afraid of the Dark... Are You?" and at the bottom, the byline reads "by Dr. Alphys"
A cartoon rendering of the artist holding their fursona, a green anthropomorphic rabbit, between their index finger and thumb.
Panel 1: Gretchen sitting on her bed with Gertrude. With a guitar in her hands, she asks, "Wanna hear a new song I just wrote?" Gertrude gleefully responds "Ooohh, yeah!!!" Panel 2: Gretchen tunes her guitar as she explains, "Now, it's still a work in progress, and I'm not the best singer..." Panel 3: Gretchen places a capo on her guitar while continuing, "But I think I've got a good song on my hands!" Panel 4: Gertrude's smile fades as Gretchen begins to play the opening riff to Wonderwall by Oasis. Characters by gertrudecampbell.bsky.social and FormingPluto / mnstrgrrrl.bsky.social
A 1950s UPA-style drawing featuring an anthropomorphic rabbit (by the_harvartist) and Pepsi Stomwell from Normalsville playing the guitar and singing.
Panel 1: A furious Gwyneth shouts at an unnamed beagle customer, "For the last time, we don't serve that here!!!! Now GET LOST!!!" Panel 2: Gwyneth hangs her head in exhaustion while an unnamed rabbit coworker approaches and asks, "That's the fifth person whose asked for that today... What the hell is going on??" Panel 3: An unnamed polar bear customer walks up to Gwyneth and asks "Do you guys have the six seven meal?" Panel 4: From outside the McDonalds, Geremiah hands money over to a cow customer (Chloe). Gwyneth shouts from inside, "WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM!?!??!" Gwyneth by DogFoodEater Geremiah by Xeroplane / xxxgeremiahswagxxx.bsky.social Chloe by me :^)
Pop and Disco Bear from Happy Tree Friends dancing on an illuminated dance floor. They are staring into each other's eyes, with Pop appearing flustered. A spotlight shines from above, lighting the two.
A group of nine anthropomorphic animals in an off-white void, all drawing with various tools. From left to right: a sand cat (Cass) rolling blue paint on the walls, a raccoon (Cat) and a polar bear (Odyssey) fighting over something, an axolotl (Menzi) doodling on the ground with a pencil, a green rabbit (that's me!) drawing various shapes with a purple crayon, a goat (Harley) with only half their face visible drawing the other half of their profile with a blue marker, a fox (Bit) rummaging through a green handbag, a yellow dog (Maxwe) painting "I (heart) GEORGE SR" across the walls in red with a white blob (Huppy) holding a paint can on its head.
Panel 1: Gertrude and Gwyneth sitting on a couch, presumably watching TV. Gertrude looks up and asks, "What's all that noise?" Gwyneth responds, "Geremiah got new speakers and he's been playing Left 4 Dead with the volume on full blast." Panel 2: Gertrude follows up with "You can't ask him to turn it down?" Gwyneth grumbles, "Try asking him yourself." Panel 3: Gertrude, now in Geremiah's room, starts, "Hey, Geremiah--" before being interrupted by Geremiah simply saying "Kill yourself." Panel 4: Gertrude walks back to the couch in resignation saying "He drives a hard bargain." Gertrude by gertrudecampbell.bsky.social Gwyneth by DogFoodEater Geremiah by Xeroplane
Panel 1: Gretchen, in the passenger seat, asks Gwyneth, "You sure you're okay to drive? Y'know... with your anger issues?" Gwyneth simply responds, "I'll be fine." Panel 2: Gwyneth continues, "I learned to calm down after they suspended my license. I don't get pissy at people on the road anymore. I'm a changed woman, Gretch." Panel 3: Zoom out to reveal Gwyneth and Gretchen are stopped at a red light behind another car. Gretchen responds with a hesitant "Okay..." Panel 4: The moment the light turns green, Gwyneth slams on the horn and yells, "LIGHT'S NOT GETTING ANY GREENER, ASSHOLE!!!" Gretchen by FormingPluto / mnstrgrrrl.bsky.social Gwyneth by DogFoodEater
Panel 1: An ambitious Gertrude holds Gretchen's skateboard while proclaiming, "Of course I know how to skate, I do it all the time! Watch, I'll do a kickflip right now." Panel 2: Gertrude prepares to do a kickflip while Gretchen stares in admiration. Panel 3: Gretchen looks down as a THWACK happens off-panel. Panel 4: Gertrude lies face-down moaning in pain, her bones broken in a comical fashion. Gretchen, blank-faced, simply says "How did you do that without flipping the board." Gertrude by pertrudecampbell.bsky.social Gretchen by FormingPluto / mnstrgrrrl.bsky.social‬
Stuart from Doghaus resting under a tree playing with a device that vaguely resembles a Nintendo Switch. Leaves in various shades of red and orange whisk past him.
An anthropomorphic baycat laying on a crescent-shaped moon in a starry night sky. They are reaching towards a star on the end of their tail.
An anthropomorphic brown cat with droopy ears and deep eyes based on Mike Schmidt from the Five Nights at Freddy’s film sitting at a restaurant booth. He looks awkwardly at an anthropomorphic dog based on Ness from the same movie.
An anthropomorphic pink cat wearing a sky blue sweater with a pastel yellow star patched in the middle. She has shoulder-length purple hair that covers one eye and is brushing it behind her ear.
Various white, yellow, and purple lines outlining an anthropomorphic rabbit sitting in a black void with their elbow resting on their knee.
An anthropomorphic brown rabbit with curly blonde hair in an off-white tube dress posing for a model shoot. She is leaning against a white stool and running her fingers through her hair.
A humanoid figure with spiky hair, shark ears and fins, and horns, wearing a white Navy uniform with a red striped tie and an extra black suit coat on his back, plus a Navy admiral cap adorned with a shark over one of his horns. He is taking a dramatic puff of a cigarette.
Twitter screenshot from user stardust9 (@stardust9x) that reads: June voiced by @seabunnyvox Rocky voiced by @aliceeperium June's friend voiced by @MoonieToonie
Parody of the album cover for Weezer’s self-titled Blue Album (1994), featuring (from left to right) Normalsville fan characters Geremiah, Gertrude, Gwyneth, and Gretchen. The logo in the corner reads “geezer.” Geremiah by Xeroplane Gertrude by pertrudecampbell.bsky.social Gwyneth by DogFoodEater Gretchen by FormingPluto (ginkgolover22)
A scenic view of a neighborhood street. A UPS truck is parked in front of the houses. Normalsville fan character Gretchen stands in front of it, smiling and waving for a picture being taken by fellow fan character Gertrude, while holding a package in one arm. Gertrude looks on at Gretchen with a wistful smile. In the background, another fan character, Geremiah, is seen standing outside of a house, presumably his own, while holding an unmarked black can. Gertrude by pertrudecampbell.bsky.social Gretchen by FormingPluto (ginkgolover22) Geremiah by Xeroplane
A lineless drawing of an anthropomorphic green rabbit walking in a void, surrounded by lines and swirls in the colors of the rainbow pride flag, plus one pink swirl resembling a triangle. A group of swirls in the shape of a non-binary flag synthesize to the left of the rabbit.
Parody of the album cover for De La Soul’s “3 Feet High and Rising” (1989), with the members of De La Soul replaced by Normalsville fan characters Gertrude (bottom left), Gretchen (bottom right), and Gwyneth (top left). The title reads “ORANGE BOX - 3 G’S HIGH AND RISING.” Gertrude by pertrudecampbell.bsky.social Gretchen by FormingPluto Gwyneth by Dogfoodeater
Anthropomorphic green rabbit wearing a blue shirt sitting in the back seat of a car. They are staring wistfully into the sunset.
Normalsville character Zoey aiming a gun at the viewer, in a similar manner to Jesse Pinkman in the Breaking Bad episode "Full Measure" (3x13). She is visibly choked up; her lips are quivering and a single tear is rolling down her face.
Panel 1: Normalsville fan character Gertrude (pertrudecampbell.bsky.social) is on her phone, reading an indiscernible announcement about the Normalsville server rebranding to be Gertrude-themed. An attached picture shows Gertrude with a smug expression holding a can of Red Bull. The time reads 11:59. She says offscreen, "Wow... I'm famous!" Panel 2: Gertrude is shown on her bed. She is lying on her stomach, with her head on a pillow and her feet kicking in the air. She is reading her phone with delight. Gertrude proclaims, "They named the server after me, everybody's talking about me... They even got a Red Bull sponsor! I hope this day never ends!" Panel 3: Gertrude's gleeful demeanor fades as she hears knocking at the door. Panel 4: Gertrude is petrified as she opens the door to see Zoey pointing a gun at her head.
Parody of the album cover for Tyler, The Creator's "CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST: The Estate Sale" (2023), featuring Normalsville fan character Gertrude (pertrudecampbell.bsky.social). She is near Station 7 from Half-Life 2, with a Hunter-Chopper flying overhead. She is sporting an HEV suit and holding a crowbar in her right hand.
A parody of the album cover for Tyler, The Creator's "CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST" (2021), featuring Gertrude (pertrudecampbell.bsky.social). The PERMANENT LICENSE OF TRAVEL reads as follows: "NO. GNN03242025 Issued to: Gertrude Campbell Date of birth: 11/10/2005 Place of issue: Normalsville, IN Date of issue: 03/24/2025 This is to certify that the person named and described above is permitted to travel and explore freely unless detained by law. The holder of this license drew, edited, and uploaded all GIFs within the attached Tenor account, unless stated otherwise." The license stamp reads "CALL ME IF YOU GERT LOST."