Stark Maximum 🛡️🎲

@starkmaximum.bsky.social

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A screenshot of YouTube with a four hour Castle Super Beast podcast and a 45 minute Ace Attorney video, because Woolie apparently wants to monopolize my damn day.
Tidus, from Final Fantasy 10. He had forgotten about blocking.
The iconic Days of Future Past cover with the X-Men marked by "Apprehended" or "Slain". Colossus' mark has been changed to "Alive but gay".
Crystron Trains, in Yu-Gi-Oh. By Siemen Kiebooms who may have one of the best names of all time.
"people b saying things so definitely. like man i think it depends."
An opening of the Branded bundle on Master Duel. An extended art Mirrorjade is one of the notable pulls, among many other great cards.
Charlotta from Granblue, standing on a box with pride.
A small shrimp which is captioned "Me when I'm huh??? I'm wuh???"
An image macro of Shaq quoted as saying "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game." The quote attribution has been edited to say "Stark, to Daggerheart, after making a character".
Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou. "I'm Patchouli the mage. Everyone around me says I'm gloomy but I listen to hip-hop and stuff."
A screenshot of a front page news post from ENWorld. "Chris Cocks says it makes sense to move D&D to a "live service" model, but Hasbro will always make physical books." "Chris Cocks explicitly said that he wants to move D&D to a live service style of gaming."
A shoddily-drawn sketch of two cliffs opposite of each other. Cliff 1 is labeled "wanting to do something", Cliff 2 is labeled "being good at something". The vast stretch of empty space between them is labeled "THE INSURMOUNTABLE DEATH CHASM OF BEING EMBARRASSINGLY AND MISERABLY BAD AT THE THING", written in all caps for emphasis.
A customized Sophitia from Soul Calibur 6. She h
A set of two panels from a Sonic the Hedgehog comic. Sonic: Amy! I need a boost! Amy: You're a wonderful person, and people say nice things about you! Sonic: Vertically. Amy: Oh! My mistake.
Screenshot of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, depicting a x8 points bonus in the Angry Birds Festival getting me from around 200 points in one race.
NOT LIKE THIS
A screenshot from the ZaneGames video " The Most Chaotic Pokemon Quiz Ever!!", where Plusle and Minun are depicted as "SIBLING BESTIES!".
Basic art of Espresso Cookie posing with his arms crossed and a smug look.
A screenshot of an email for a Kickstarter of Traveller 5e, an effort to convert the Traveller RPG system into a Dungeons and Dragons 5e compatible project.
Goku doing the Spirit Bomb but I have cleverly overlayed a heart onto the Spirit Bomb to show affection.
An image of the Yu-Gi-Oh card "Rex, Freight Fur Hire".
A post from Tumblr user "captainjonitkessler". Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.
Strength DC 12: Realize your place in the world. Wisdom DC 12: Suddenly understand gender.
A screenshot of Arknights depicting Vina Victoria's stats screen, who I have been pulling for all event to no avail. Posted on the final day of her banner.
"To verify your emal address, please use the following One Time Password (OTP)."
A screenshot of the March 6th Genesys points list update, showing CXyz Gimmick Puppet Fanatix Machinix going from 0 to a full 100 points.
A screenshot of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, depicting me reaching Legend rank for the first time.
GultySlug: I swear to god sometimes I slip back and forth between two different dimensions. One where you like virus metalgreymon and dislike cheesesteaks and one where it's the other way around. StarkMaximum: what a fucked up universe you sometimes exist in
Claire playing Exalted on twitch.tv/d20live. She is glaring disapprovingly at a fellow player.
A screenshot of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, congratulating you for receiving all collab rewards.
A screenshot of episode 361 of the Castle Super Beast podcast, titled "MILF Claire Redfield is a Franchise Extinction Event".
True...
A screenshot from Cookie Run Kigndom of White Lily Cookie's Awakened state, pulled from the regular bog-standard Cookie Gacha.
A very zoomed in picture of Dio's (JoJo) eyes.
Supper Mario Broth's logo with the officially licensed Super Mario World knife in front of it to mimic holding it. Above it in all caps text is I FOUND THE KNIFE
Sage about to vomit and cry meeting her idol Miku, by artist @thatgg.bsky.social.
A screencap of a post in the Herpetology subreddit, asking "What species are they? (i stacked them sorry) Its in brazil". The image depicts three frogs (or perhaps toasds) that have indeed been stacked. I pulled a real Beam Me Up Scotty on this because I could've sworn the post was "sorry, I stacked them" rather than "I stacked them, sorry".
Sage about to vomit and cry meeting her idol Miku, by artist @thatgg.bsky.social.
A screencap of the video for Big Think Dimension episode 357. Noel is large (but not pointing). Bob is hiding behind Aggro. Kris is Kris. Something inexplicable is happening in the background. They are playing the Nioh 3 demo.
A Dril tweet, reading: "The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: There's actually zero difference between good & bad thngs. You imbecile. You fucking moron."
A video from thekylehighclubtiktok on TikTok, where Affogato Cookie and Shadow Milk Cooke's heads have been edited on top of the two men. Each line earns raucous laughter from the other between and at the end of each delivery. The script is as follows: Affogato: Puppets, puppets, all of you! Attached to my fingers! Shadow Milk: Well, I hope all this blood on my hands doesn't stain the cookie jars I've got my fingers in! Affogato: Sigh, a king like me must play a game with only pawns. Shadow Milk: Looks like I've been playing chess, while you've been playing chess like an idiot! Affogato: My world is like a game of charades, because every interaction I have is a charade! Shadow Milk: Fool me once, no you didn't! Affogato: Hah! I'm a team of one, and you're STILL outnumbered! Shadow Milk, with unearned smugness: Looks like I've just manipulated you.
Air Groove "mood awful" Uma Musume meme
"There's not a single encouraging word on that screen." from Game Center CX.