Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · Mar 17 He stole the Declaration of Independence... He found a city of gold... Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
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He already put in a call to Antman to save on shipping costs
I award you the deepest of sighs, an eye roll and a well deserved repost. Well done.
Maybe David Cooperfield could help out!
If she is trying like hell to get out of this god forsaken place is it really stealing? I know it’s not kidnapping .
Shit, i'd pay to watch this. Especially if you timed it such that the theft happened during David Copperfields trick where he made it disappear.
I would a million percent watch this.
If I may.
"I'll buy a copy of the Statue of Liberty in the gift shop, then substitute it for the real one during David Copperfield's "disappearing/reappearing" Statue illusion......"
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Maybe that was what was on page 47?
Maybe we can really piss off France by selling it i'm giving the proceeds to Haiti because.. Nah, I don't wanna spoil it for you. You go look it up.
Disguised as tempest tossed wretched refuse, homeless yet actually breathing free …
He needs a world-class criminal and has experience stealing giant things. Her name? Carmen Sandiego
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