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Tommy Wiseau on a rooftop saying "Oh hi Mirror Bareil"
Ensign Gamble wearing Vezda robes and mask
The archway that is the Guardian of Forever, lit up, with Kirk and Spock visible on the other side.
Kirk and Spock are standing on a rocky planet with a red-orange sky. Both men have a lasso around their chest and are looking toward who or whatever has thrown them. The caption above Kirk reads, "How do we keep getting roped into this shit?"
The Gomez and Morticia of the stars... Left image: Doug the Vulcan Right image: Commander Una Chin-Riley
Top left panel: Inside Voyager's sick bay, the Doctor approaches Tuvok with a very solemn demeanor. The Doctor says, "Ens. Vorik has undergone the Pon Farr, but I possess no medical knowledge of it." Top right panel: Tuvok responds, "It is a very private time for Vulcans." Bottom left panel: Tuvok turns his back to the Doctor, and the Doctor continues to speak, "If you don't tell me how I can treat him, he may well die!" Bottom right panel: Tuvok turns around, and with a hint of compassion on his face says, "In the Vulcan Database, you will need to access the ancient texts to find the details for a ritual known as 'prostate milking.'"
Dr. Migleemo is looking confident as he speaks to T'Lyn. He says, "You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm!" T'Lyn, whose back is to the doctor, turns her head and raises an eyebrow as she replies, "The worm is on Gamma Shift."
A scene from the Deep Space Nine episode "Trials and Tribble-ations" depicts Sisko, Bashir, and O'Brien in TOS-era uniforms (gold, blue, and red, respectively). They are all looking at the same point off screen.
Morn nose to always play A cool one the fuzz turns up. They never get a word out of him. (Image: Screenshot from an episode of Deep Space Nine showing a side view of Morn sitting at the bar in Quark's. On Morn's other side, Odo, Sisko, and Jadzia Dax come walking into the bar in his direction.)
Weyoun takes a drink from a glass and says, "Oh my, that is quite toxic, isn't it?"
Screenshot from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds showing Dr. M'Benga and Captain Pike standing at a dispensary in the sick bay. Pike takes a small vial from the doctor.
A scene from the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode "Under the Cloak of War" shows Dr. Joseph M'Benga standing on the moon of J'Gal speaking to Christine Chapel (over whose shoulder we're looking). The caption reads, "The greatest medical device ever constructed is the transporter buffer."
Remy of the Serene Squall sits behind a desk with his legs propped up on it. The caption reads, "I'm sure I have no idea..."
The first thing I see when I wake up on Thursdays: (Image: POV of someone lying on a biobed in the Enterprise sick bay looking up to see Captain Pike, Dr. M'Benga, and Nurse Chapel looking down at them.)
Janeway from the episode "Microcosm" prowling the corridors wearing a tank top and holding a phaser rifle
Black and white photo of Vice Admiral Pasalk (bald Vulcan judge dude) from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. Stamped on the image in red are the words FUCK THIS GUY
Agent Ymalay of the Department of Temporal Investigations approaches La'an Noonien-Singh in her quarters in the Strange New Worlds episode "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow.'
Lt. Arex from Star Trek: The Animated Series sitting in the captain's chair
In an episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, James Kirk and Nyota Uhura are sitting at a table in the Enterprise bar sharing a drink. Kirk's caption reads, "You know, Nyota, you must be the first person from this ship that I DIDN'T meet via time displacement."
La'an Noonien Singh
"Smiley" O'Brien from the Star Trek Mirror Universe
Morn
One pint of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Ice Cream
William Shatner as Captain Kirk standing on the bridge of the Enterprise With his Hands extended outward and a look of frustration on his face. He is wearing the green wraparound tunic. The caption reads, "why is it that Spock has slept with everyone on this ship, yet I'm the one with the reputation?"
Christine Chapel from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Top panel: A scene from the Strange New Worlds episode "A Quality of Mercy" shows Captian Pike (Anson Mount) standing in his quarters looking alarmed at the sudden appearance of an intruder. He says, "Who the hell are you?" Bottom panel: Standing on the other side of the room is another Captain Pike (Bruce Greenwood). He says, "I thought that would have been obvious. I'm you, though from another timeline. A slightly more handsome timeline."
Quark talking to a human army general from the 1950s: You people should take better care of yourselves. Stop poisoning your bodies with tobacco and atom bombs. Sooner or later that kind of stuff will kill you.
Top panel: In the Strange New Worlds episode "All Those Who Wander," Hemmer looks over at his friends one last time before sacrificing himself. The caption reads, "It's time for me to go." Bottom panel: Picture of a white woman with long brown hair sitting on a living room couch. She's holding a TV remote in one hand and with the other she's wiping tears from under her eyes. The caption reads, "Me: No, it really isn't!"
Photo of a double bed with a detachable railing on one side. Superimposed over the photo is an image of Lower Decks' T'Lyn standing with her hands behind her back. The caption at the top of the image reads, "Instead of getting up on the wrong side of the bed, it would be logical to utilize a railing or other similar device so that you only get up on the right side."
In a scene from the Star Trek episode "Amok Time," Spock has just discovered with enthusiastic delight that Jim Kirk, whom he thought was dead, is in fact alive and well. In this image, Nurse Chapel and Dr. McCoy (partially visible) watch Spock and Kirk with wide smiles. Christine's caption reads, "He dumped T'Pring for Jim. (snickers to self)"
The vibes I get from "Amok Time" after having watched through Strange New Worlds Top left panel: Spock (TOS) looks wistfully at the Enterprise viewscreen saying, "T'Pring..." Top right panel: On the viewscreen is T'Pring, the red sky of Vulcan as her background. Her face looks blank, stoic. She says, "Oh. It's you." Bottom left panel: Nurse Christine Chapel looks at what's going on with the hint of a tear in her eyes, and says, "Oh, naw! This bitch again?!" Bottom right panel: Captain Kirk watches silently, but wide-eyed and attentive with a bag of popcorn in front of him.
First panel: In a scene from Mallrats (1995), Brodie (Jason Lee) and T.S. (Jeremy London) enter the mall only to run into Shannon Hamilton (Ben Affleck). Second panel: In a show of alpha male pride, Shannon lifts his arms in a beckoning gesture toward Brodie, saying, "You want to say something?" Third panel: Brodie angrily responds, "Yeah, about a million things..." Fourth panel: Brodie finishes, "but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all."
Morn once proved that having the "glass half empty" was a statement of optimism. Image: Screenshot of Morn sitting at the bar in Quark's, holding up an empty glass with the opening pointed downward.
Actress Lori Cardille standing behind a fat bearded white dude with unkempt hair
The inside of the comet known as M'hanit from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. A large ancient-looking golden orb stands in the center of everything. The background consists of dark blue cavern walls. Spock and Uhura can be seen standing on the ground to the left of the gold orb. They are tiny by comparison, roughly one third the orb's height.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd (TOS)
Top panel: Neelix has been inserted in the movie Goodfellas, at a restaurant with a gaggle of giggling gangsters. Neelix joyfully says, "You are a funny fellow, Mr. Vulcan!" Bottom panel: Tuvok is seen sitting at a table with the mirthful mobsters, stone-faced as is his usual M.O. He replies, "Funny how?"
Top panel: Television producer Rick Berman is being interviewed. He looks to the (off screen) interviewer and says, "By the end of season 3 we were worried we weren't getting enough viewers, so in an attempt to draw in the horny geek crowd we added a new character wearing a sexy catsuit." Bottom panel: In Deep Space Nine, a turbolift arrives at its destination. On board is the Klingon Worf posing in a tight silver catsuit as he says, "I am Worf, son of the marvelous Mogh..."
When you wake up in the morning, but spend a really long time just sitting on the edge of your bed thinking about the futility of everything... Image: Screenshot from an episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds depicting Captain Pike wearing his uniform, sitting on the edge of his bed. He wears a wide-eyed look of horror on his face.
A bottle of Elmer's Glue, with a few notable changes: - the name has been changed to PIKE'S - the mascot in the orange triangle has been replaced with the top of Captain Pike's head with his notorious gray peak of hair - Underneath the PIKE'S label it reads "ALL-PURPOSE POMADE, Bonds Strong For All Your Needs, Safe, Non-Toxic, 16 fl. oz. (473 mL)"
A scene from the Deep Space Nine episode "The Magnificent Ferengi" depicts Quark standing in a corridor on Empok Nor next to the re-animated corpse of the Vorta Keevan. The face Kentucky senator Mitch McConnell has been pasted over Keevan's. The text at the bottom of the image reads: Guest Star MITCH McCONNELL as "Keevan"
Left panel: General Martok leans down to bring himself face to face with Cadet Nog. He lifts up a finger and says, "You are either very brave or very stupid, Ferengi." Right panel: Nog looks scared, but determined as he replies, "Feel free to test that assumption at your convenience."
Neelix
A photo from The Wizard of Oz (1939) depicting the Tin Man, Dorothy, Scarecrow, and Morn (from Deep Space Nine).
In a scene from the movie The Silence of the Lambs, Clarice Starling stands in front of a glass cell window looking at the patient within. It's Morn from Deep Space Nine.
A scene from The Big Lebowski, but John Goodman has been replaced with Morn from Deep Space Nine. In the scene, Morn and the Dude sit at a diner counter. The Dude is wearing sunglasses and looking over at Morn who has his hands clasped on the counter in front of him, his eyes looking upward dreamily.
Top: Janeway in the very first episode Image: Janeway says, "'Ma'am' is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer 'Captain.'" Bottom: Tom Paris every single time he addresses Janeway for the remainder of the series Image: cartoon face with a troll expression and Tom Paris's hair pasted on saying "Yes, ma'am"
Top panel: We see Lt. Reg Barclay, his back to us, standing in an empty holodeck with the yellow grid lines on the walls and floor. Reg says, "Computer, please recommend a program where I can relax and ease my nerves." Bottom panel: The room has now changed, but Reg is standing exactly as he was. He is now standing in a club filled with woman strippers. The caption at the bottom reads, "(computer voice) Beginning program RIKER_69."
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Top panel: It's movie night on the Enterprise NX-01, and the crew have gathered in the mess hall to watch Independence Day (1996). On screen is the character Dr. Brackish Okun played by some actor named Brent Spiner. Bottom panel: As the audience watches the film, Phlox turns to Trip who is sitting beside him and says, "The Soong family tree appears to be much older than I realized."
Top panel: Miles O'Brien is sitting on a table in the infirmary on DS9. Dr. Bashir is standing behind him, examining him. The doctor asks, "Are you exercising daily?" Bottom panel: O'Brien turns his head and says, "Does masturbation count?"
Quark is superimposed over a background of a waving American flag. The text reads, "Congratulations on 250 years of imperialism fueled by greed, avarice, racism, sexism, and apathy. Maybe someday you'll be as great as the Ferengi Alliance. Maybe."
Sisko wearing the new black and grey Starfleet uniform in DS9, but the jacket is zippered all the way up to the neck.
The Doctor/EMH is out of focus in the foreground with Tuvok behind him, in focus, looking at him perplexed. The Doctor's caption reads, "I can't get into Lower Decks, but I love The Orville." Tuvok's caption reads, "Bitch, wha?"
The look on your face when you get dumped for the Ferengi bartender's cute and sexy engineer brother. Image: Photo of Julian Bashir from the shoulders up, wearing a purple tank top and clutching a horga'hn to his chest. The look on his face expresses extreme disbelief and astonishment.
Morn sits at the bar in Quark's, his hands clasped on the bar in front of him. He's looking upward as if deep in thought. Quark is visible in the distance over his left (our right) shoulder.
Top left panel: Captain Sisko is speaking in the ward room on Deep Space Nine. He says, "Starfleet says we are to expose the Changeling imposter..." Top right panel: He sets down several gold orbs on the table as he finishes speaking, "...with this." Bottom panel: In a scene from Return of the Jedi, C-3PO stands in front of Jabba the Hutt. His arms are out in front of him, and he has stains of green slime on his face and chest. The caption reads, "He's holding a thermal detonator!"
Extreme close-up of Quark from Deep Space Nine. His mouth is open very wide, almost to a perfect O shape. Inside his mouth is the face of Morn. The small text at the top of the image reads "Some things won't stay quiet...even after they die." The text at the bottom reads "Morn Alive."
Screenshot from the DS9 episode "Broken Link." We see over Odo's shoulder as he looks into a mirror inside Garak's shop, checking out the new uniform Garak made him since he's no longer a Changeling. Garak is visible to the left of Odo in the mirror.