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Everything NBA, some sad Hornets, a smattering of other stuff. Same Statcenter but with a bigger wingspan.

After an initial videoconference with Austin Reaves, an elaborate pitch meeting was scheduled at the team's facility. Customized pillows and blankets were designed and presented to Reaves. Steaks were ordered in. His favorite country music was played. Soon afterward, he agreed to a new four-year, $185 million deal.
"England will next play Panama on Saturday in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Ghana will take on Panama at the same time in Philadelphia."
An investigation into acts of self-pleasure among parrots and other birds has reached a climax, with the results providing welcome relief for vets and researchers, not to mention the birds themselves.
No Sixers team without either Wilt Chamberlain or Julius Erving has ever beaten the Celtics in a playoff series . . . Neither is expected to be available for Game 1 on Sunday . . .
Hornets thrive in hot weather
“Talent wise you can put us up against a lot of people” -Zach Lavine on the kings
Rockets had a 99.7% chance to win with 3 mins left in OT. They did not win.
UConn 65, Syracuse 12 at the half
2001 field goals made leaders - Shaq, Vince, KG, Malone, Finley, Webber
Tweet that says: OKC is a dirty team. The dirtiest. They're missing Zaza Patchouli or whatever the **** his dumb dirty name was
The Celtics are amazing whenever Derrick White is on the court, but Jaylen Brown without White has been net negative.
The thing about unicorns is there's only one (or two) of them, and efforts to replicate them too often involve pinning toy horns on unknowing horses.
Career regular season points: Tobias Harris 16,101 Kawhi Leonard 15,876
Embiid saying that in the past the sixers have ducked the tax, and hopefully they won't this time
Jaren Jackson Jr, Ja Morant, and Desmond Bane
Jalen Johnson and Nickeil Alexander-Walker
LeBron James... Jr
Weezer blue album
Kerry Kittles wearing one very long sock and one very short one
I'm just saying meme
Klay Thompson's 3PT shooting has risen steadily throughout the first 20 games
Tankathon simulation where the top 4 picks go: ATL, OKC, IND, and BOS
NBA efficiency map for the past 10 games, via Kirk Goldsberry
DeMar DeRozan of the Sacramento Kings shooting a long mid-range shot
Warren G has six children with his wife, Tennile Griffin. Getting older, increasingly identifying with his father, fond of cooking and storytelling, Warren G embraces "his morals and good family fun".
MBA Media Day Bingo Card
Draymond Green choking Rudy Gobert
Tyrese Haliburton posting "overrate THAT"
Their hiring of Joe Dumars wasn’t a bold move — it was a default setting. No search, no fresh ideas, just a familiar face handed the keys to a decaying operation.
Wins vs total spend for all NBA teams in 2025. The Suns outspent everyone but... only won 36 games.