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show me that you real, show me that you bleed. i fix stuff for living, and i quite like cars. connecticut native stuck in new orleans. for other socials see https://stateralikesguys.com/links

white husky with exactly zero thoughts
a silver 2013 lexus gs350 reverse parked in a driveway being given a thumbs up.
freshly clean silver lexus gs350 reverse parked
a computer desk with 3 monitors, a white keyboard, a white trackpad, a red ps4 controller, a blue xbox controller, a mac mini, a ps4, an xbox series x hiding behind a monitor, a fan, a stream deck, a steam deck, and a blue snowball on an arm. i don’t have a problem you have a problem.
2022 hyundai elantra n in that amazing light blue colour they have.
2015 15" macbook pro with retina display
the nickelodeon foot logo but edited to have the doge licking its lips instead of orange captioned "you don't understand our logo MUST be a foot., it'll be so funny guys hahahaha."
a twitter app for macOS in the night mode blue theme.
a very low quality image of a cat staring emotionless at the viewer
meme that says “reject home owners association” on a picture of an upper middle class home and the bottom panel says “store shitty project cars on your lawn” with four cars in varying stages of disrepair stored on grass in front of a home”
my nissan juke with snow on it.
pie chart with the title “where ALL your cool internet friends live” 1% road trip distance 99% fucking narnia or some shit
text messages that read “happy birthday dad!” miss you, and i hope you see this somehow” and “love always” dated 2 jul 2021 at 00:43 it’s the last text message in the conversation.
cvt fluid pouring into a funnel under the hood of a nissan juke
a lenovo smart clock displaying “connecting to stats wifi bonanza” and not the time like a clock ought to.
alarm clock reading 09:22
mx mechanical keys mini for mac keyboard against a black backdrop. the keyboard is constructed of metal with half height keys. it is a 70% layout sharing a similar arrangement to the keychron k10 pro. the letter and number row keys are dark grey and the modifier keys are an even darker grey. the keys themselves are half height, with responsible white backlight.
an ipad air 5 dangling precariously on an arm that’s clipped to a shelf above.
screenshot of compose window in bluesky with text written out that says “i love using bluesky on my ipad. it fills the space really well” the app is running in iphone compatibility mode, so it’s just a small iPhone 8 sized window in the centre of the screen. it is taking up about a quarter of the display
isometric screenshot of my minecraft character standing in front of a simple wooden house with an overhang in the minecraft reindev mod
current gen chevy trailblazer with the headlights roughly vertically centered on the front of the car rather than being up top.
front of a truck as seen from the driver seat of a smaller vehicle. the headlights are at eye level.
2013 nissan juke sv in sapphire black with a “deviant” banner on it
faithful homemade recreation of the wendy's pretzel bacon pub purgers
photo of my nissan juke with the caption "i bring a sort of DUTY CYCLING AC AND ALTERNATOR vibe to IDLING that NOT ALMOST STALLING don't really like"
a meme that says: >downloads revolutionary new browser >look inside >google chrome with a picture of a cat really close to the camera
wendy’s pretzel bacon pub burger
an iOS home screen with nothing on the desktop and 3 icons on the dock (music, tiktok, signal)
xkcd comic panel 1: situation, there are 14 competing standards panel 2: people are having a conversation person 1 says “14?’ ridiculous! we need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone’s use case. person 2 says “yeah!” panel 3: soon situation: there are 15 competing standards.