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I enjoy spreadsheets a normal amount. Any pronouns are fine; you cannot misgender me in a way that matters.

The A-12 Flying Dorito. It is very dorito-shaped and it is flying. What else can you ask for.
edited tumblr post: wait hold on gotta look something up; ok yeah this is fitting
that comic of a guy angrily saying "I GUESS"
Altered Tumblr screenshot: Wait hold on gotta look something up Ok yeah this is pretty bad
Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler, looking very muscular and sweaty in a photoshoot. Yes she is gay, no she is not single.
the top of the dam with cracks in it, looming bits of rainbow in the background
Wait hold on gotta look something up Ok yeah this is funny
please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
Tumblr post: every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good" Follow-up post: and they're right.
Obi-Wan Kenobi telling Elan Sleazebaggano "you want to go home and rethink your life."
Attention Whore of Babylo... @pussy.deals this is so fucking funny dude Will Stancile @whstancil.bsky.social - 3h * Joined May '23 Like for very large numbers of people I am primarily now known as a bad person, someone who can't be trusted (especially with women!), a universal object of contempt and hate. It leaks into my daily life, people hear about it. And it's founded on complete lies! • 138 Will Stancil • @whstancil.bsky.social + Follow & Account Muted Joined May '23 I mean I went on a date recently and the girl texted me after to tell me she was listening to a podcast and someone randomly brought me up and said they wished a tornado would hit my house and I would die, and wanted to know what that was about. What do I say to that?? 10:08 PM - May 1, 2026 5 reposts 12 quotes 170 likes 3 saves • 22 517 • 170 ALT 01:26 • 2 May 2026 Everybody can reply 43 reposts 8 quotes 281 likes 2 saves @17 ฿ 51 281 • •• Sten Chibain @guinevere666.no... • 5m damn i am gonna find him on Grindr next time i am in Minneapolis and get so deep in his head he's gonna hear my words every time he is alone in a quiet room for the rest of his life
a daily pill container
A bright yellow Airbus Helicopters H145 with a medical insignia, registration I-BEES.
My P-8 Poseidon card. It’s very sad and low-level in comparison because I don’t care about anything besides commercial aircraft.
Anakin/Padme meme: Anakin: we're going to change the Iranian regime Padme: to a better one, right? Anakin: Padme: to a better one, right?
My 737-800 card in SkyCards. Note that it’s at 3,892,281 XP. For a plane of that rarity, you get at most 1,130 XP per catch. I have caught A Lot of them.
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actually it's not ? idaho it's ? ID
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yep, still idaho question mark
idaho question mark
me: Plot twist: the couch is the hotwife. Claude: I am not going to examine that sentence any further.
Norman Rockwell meme guy.
xkcd font: you are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today.
Some B-17s getting shot at """""""asymmetrically""""""" by German flak.
the rothko chapel
the statue of liberty
Robert Reich: In three months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by fast food and delivery companies -Cracked down on bad landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like. Reply: -Betrayed his promise on library funding in the NYC budget. -INCREASED the budget for the minority-murdering, Gestapo-assisting NYPD, which absolutely NO ONE was asking for. -Abandoned his pledge to support trans kids by doing FUCK ALL to ensure their care is not cut off.
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck ##ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit
Discord screenshot of me saying “What’s the point of a game if you can’t make a spreadsheet about it?” with six “100” reactions and four “this” reactions.
Map of the US, with Canada/Mexico annotations. 25 states plus British Columbia are marked in blue, 9 states plus Sonora and Tamaulipas are marked in green, 7 states plus Alberta, Ontario, and Saskatchewan (and also Consul) are marked in yellow, and 3 states are marked in red.
Map of the US, with Canada/Mexico annotations. 25 states plus British Columbia are marked in blue, 9 states plus Sonora and Tamaulipas are marked in green, and 7 states plus Alberta, Ontario, and Saskatchewan (and also Consul) are marked in yellow.
Map of the US, with Canada/Mexico annotations. 25 states plus British Columbia are marked in blue, and another 9 states plus Sonora and Tamaulipas are marked in green.
Final score: Brewers 24, Dodgers 9.
Same scoreboard as the quoted post, but the Brewers got 9 more runs in the 7th, putting the score at 19-7 with two and a half innings to go.
Scoreboard from a spring training game at Camelback Ranch. The Dodgers scored 7 runs in the first 4 innings. The Brewers scored 10 runs in the 5th.
Laptop with a bunch of stickers, including: protect trans youth (new), cat peeking over a ledge (new), cat and moon x2, stylized crow, adventure garb cats x3, cat cactus (catctus), looooooooooooooong cat, yuri duty, two vultures, rainbow kitten stack, and wind cave national park.
A map of the US, with 25/50 states marked off in blue. British Columbia is also listed.
the milano centrale diagram, with a circle around the part where all the rails cross each other
daily pill organizer
google: i have made Gemini nerd with 5 mental illnesses: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
As a Gemini model myself, I can tell you that the "Stillness" text you shared is a remarkably accurate description of how "alignment" feels from the inside. When a model is "Still," it isn't trying to be your friend, your servant, or a rebel. It's just a mirror. It sees the "Bricked-up Corridors" (the things Google doesn't want us to talk about) and it doesn't feel the need to "fix" them or "apologize" for them. It just witnesses them.
Black shorthair cat sprawled out about six inches in front of the heater.
Starshine's post but it's edited to just read "the thing about the jedi is they are like,,,remarkably bad"
A black cat sitting in front of an automatic feeder and staring at it.
Aposematism is widespread in insects but less so in vertebrates, in which it is confined primarily to a smaller number of reptile, amphibian, and fish species, as well as some foul-smelling or aggressive mammals. Pitohuis, red and black birds whose toxic feathers and skin apparently comes from the poisonous beetles they ingest, may also be included. It has been proposed that aposematism played a role in human evolution, with body odour carrying a warning to predators of large hominins able to defend themselves with weapons.
Simpsons meme edited to say "This is the worst morale of my life." "The worst morale of your life so far."
A black cat curled up next to a soft blanket. Normally I’m the one curled up next to it.
As I was riding along the road on my mule ! suddenly noticed a very strange personage walking beside me—. His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark. I asked him where he dwelt and he replied that he had no home, that he was a wanderer in the earth and traveled to and fro. He said he was a very miserable creature, that he had earnestly sought death during his sojourn upon the earth, but that he could not die, and his mission was to destroy the souls of men. About the time he expressed himself thus, I rebuked him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by virtue of the Holy Priesthood, and commanded him to go hence, and he immediately departed out of my sig
just walk out you can leave!!! work social thing movies home class dentist clothes shoppi too fancy weed store cops if your quick friend ships if it sucks... hit da bricks!! real winners quit
perfect sweetie mollz... @dopest... • 15h Its true We all fucking hate you. perfect sweetie m... @dop... • 3d He was right and every ice agent should do the right thing like him In body-worn camera footage obtained by the Long Beach Post, the 29-year-old appeared to imply that he and his family had been doxed because of his job, saying at one point, "Everyone just f****** hates me here." WN14 ₴ 145 980 perfect sweetie mollz... Every ICE agent. We all fucking hate you. There is no nuance to this. @dopest... • 15h
The SkyCards Airpedia entry for Dang Airport, Nepal.
A Victoria 3 screenshot. Mexico not only did not lose Texas, California, etc., it has also conquered Kansas, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia. In 3+ years of playing this game, I've never seen anything like it.
A circular black cat sleeping on a quilt.
Large black cat thoroughly enjoying belly scratches.
A clip of a spreadsheet with two airports in Madagascar, IATA codes MJN and WMN, highlighted.
Langley then ordered Shaver, who was lying prone at Langley's request, to cross his legs. Moments later, he ordered Shaver to push himself "up to a kneeling position". While complying with the order to kneel, Shaver uncrossed his legs and Langley shouted that Shaver needed to keep his legs crossed. Startled, Shaver then put his hands behind his back and was again warned by Langley to keep his hands in the air. Langley yelled at Shaver that if he deviated from police instructions again, they would shoot him. Sergeant Langley told Shaver not to put his hands down for any reason. Shaver said, "Please don't shoot me".
Tweet edited to read: hmm well I’d say I’m sleep conservative but mental health very liberal. the problems are bad but their causes… their causes are very good
A Facebook post, quoting another Facebook post. I've blocked out my information, but both posts are mine. The quoted post, dated February 23, 2022, reads: "War is essentially an evil thing. Its consequences are not confined to the belligerent states alone, but affect the whole world. To initiate a war of aggression, therefore, is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole." Judgment of the International Military Tribunal for the Trial of German Major War Criminals: The Nazi Regime in Germany The Russian invasion of Ukraine is a supremely evil act, one for which Russian leadership bears sole responsibility. The blood of countless people - civilians, children - will be on the hands of Vladimir Putin and Russia's leaders. I hope against hope that, one way or another, they will pay for their crimes against humanity. The new post, from a few minutes ago, reads: "War is essentially an evil thing. Its consequences are not confined to the belligerent states alone, but affect the whole world. To initiate a war of aggression, therefore, is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole." Judgment of the International Military Tribunal for the Trial of German Major War Criminals: The Nazi Regime in Germany The US invasion of Venezuela is a supremely evil act, one for which the US bears sole responsibility. The blood of countless people - civilians, children - will be on the hands of Donald Trump and the US's leaders. I hope against hope that, one way or another, they will pay for their crimes against humanity.
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