StaticTear 🅅

@statictear.bsky.social

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Skeet of a brown chihuahua shitting on a confederate flag follow followed by A skeet from swiftonsecurity admitting to the act
A 4 panel coming with an alligator and a goat watching a new television and in the last panel the alligator thinks it’s weird and the goat declares it’s his new personality
FlorkOfCows Comic. The main character uses their flipper zero to turn on any wireless vibrators in the are thinking it would embarrass women and instead turns on his male friends prostate vibrator making his friend collapse from orgasms on top of him
The man from the meme “the worst person you know made a good point”
A screenshot of an old post from Medus4 with the text below in the subreddit love memes “I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity. We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons. I never corrected him. I regret nothing.”
Meme with a picture of a phone, keys, wallet and cat. There are percentages listed for anxiety levels for each Phone - 90% Keys - 85% Wallet - 95% Brown Tabby Cat - 220%
Chihuahua snoot with one bottom left snagged tooth
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a great point
Starship troopers with the “hive mind” bug. The bug is “cybersecurity companies”, the facist military scientist is the “Trump administration” with the scientist saying “it’s afraid of losing government contracts”
Also note that the tariffs are not broken down by country, they're broken down by top level internet domain. It's why islands that are populated entirely by penguins (the .hm domain) and why the Diego Garcia military base on BIOT (.io) are listed, also why Reunion (.re) and Gibraltar (gi) are listed separately from France & the UK. They 100% used an LLM to generate this list and didn't catch the mistake because they're all dumb as rocks.
A car taken to a mechanic had a generative AI search result output instructing the mechanic what needs to be checked
Picture of a breathalyzer with a Reddit thread for 2023 with the title of “RAM 1500: Official Trunk of DUI”
Alfs head on an Alpha Legion Astartes holding a sword two handed with an angel wing behind him
We have just stumbled upon the below scenario: AD tiering: We restrict access in TierO, Tier1 and Tier2 (https://www.truesec.com/security/active-directory-tiering) by using these GPO settings: Comp->Windows Settings->Security Settings->Local policies: Deny log on through Terminal Services (and batch job/service/locally). We deny a handful of BUILTIN groups like DOMAIN|Domain Admins to logon on T1/T2 servers for example. When we now are deploying Windows Server 2025 (yes, we also believe it is not ready for prod, too much problems..) with the new OSConfig we have found out that the default values that are triggered by OSConfig Drift Control breaks the AD tiering because it overrides using this setting: "UserRightsDenyRemoteDesktopServicesLogOn CCE-36867-0 Deny log on through Remote Desktop Services •/Vendor/MSFT/ Policy Config/UserRights/ DenyRemoteDesktopServicesLogOn String *5-1-5-32-546" The SID is the "Guests" default group.. So there is a "race condition" between the AD Tiering GPO and the OSConfig Drift Control which makes the deny of DOMAIN| Domain Admins to be removed when the OSConfig Drift Control reverts the AD Tiering GPO settings and so on.. Any ideas of to solve it? We are evaluating to add more SIDs than the "Guests" that OSConfig den default, but the SIDs are unique per domain for some of them
4 drinks on a desk
Reddit Post: “During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.” Top reply: “The FLAVOR zone is the scientific term.”
A tweet from chat got of a black sun in the sky over rows and a similar picture from a Magic the Gathering card with the text on the card saying “Destroy all creatures. They can’t be regenerated “
A Twitter post from Dave Kennedy with the text: “So my sleep number bed sprung a small tiny leak in it, while I get time to get replacement parts I was finding I was sinking in the bed slowly at night and messing up my sleep. What did I do? Find an undocumented api call that now runs on a cron job on a Linux server that inflates my bed every 15 mins. Ftw.”
Al Green standing with his cane at the 2025 State of the Union address
Comic about EU and UK agreeing on hating Trump over Ukraine
U.S. Department of Education Launches "End DEI" Portal WASHINGTON - Today, the U.S. Department of Education launched EndDEl.Ed.Gov, a public portal for parents, students, teachers, and the broader community to submit reports of discrimination based on race or sex in publicly-funded K-12 schools. The secure portal allows parents to provide an email address, the name of the student's school or school district, and details of the concerning practices. The Department of Education will use submissions as a guide to identify potential areas for investigation. "For years, parents have been begging schools to focus on teaching their kids practical skills like reading, writing, and math, instead of pushing critical theory, rogue sex education and divisive ideologies— but their concerns have been brushed off, mocked, or shut down entirely," said Tiffany Justice, Co-Founder of Moms for Liberty. "Parents, now is the time that you share the receipts of the betrayal that has happened in our public schools. This webpage demonstrates that President Trump's Department of Education is putting power back in the hands of parents."
Trump on the outside of a group of world leaders, saying Ukraine should surrender and then someone from the group gives a thumbs up and then they keep ignoring him
Trump on the outside of a group of European leaders, including Zelenskyy, where he yells “I command you to surrender”. Zelenskyy stands up and gives a thumbs up, then they go back to talking about defending Europe.
A notification post from another platform with the text “Someone at Cyber viewed your profile. See all views”
THE BOY WHO WASN'T UNALIVED Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, liked flexing that they very basic, thank u. Tbh they were the last people you'd think would be sus, because they were all fax no printer. Mr. Dursley was adulting at a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a dummy thicce (w/ three Cs) man with hardly any neck, although he had an absolute unit of a mustache. Mrs. Dursley was a total Karen with zero chill and had hella neck, which came in very useful when she was stalking her neighbours and not minding her own. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley who they thought was the main character. The Dursleys were mostly thriving, but they also had lowkey tea which didn't pass the vibe check and their greatest fear was to get called out and cancelled. They were girlbossing too close to the sun and didn't think they could
You go to the client site and spend 3 week demanding access to their systems. You send your staff of 19 year old racist hacker nepo-babies with no audit experience and no accounting degree to ask them only nonsensical questions because they don't understand accounting at all, much less the systems they use. Immediately, you go to the board of directors and the press, proudly declaring you've found massive amounts of fraud, but not producing any documentation for 3rd party verification. Then you gather the whole company together, stand in front of them and proudly declare that you're obviously not going to bat 1.000 and you've definitely made mistakes and will keep making them. Oh, and by the way, you personally have multiple other business ventures of your own that have contracts with this company to the tune of millions of dollars per year.
Iron warriors with the text “Nah I’d hit that…with artillery “
Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons with a Philadelphia Eagles symbol on his chest with the top script “Philly fans regardless of the Super Bowl outcome” and the quote “Let’s tear this place apart!”
A techpriest from WarHammer 40k stated they recovered ancient technology and it’s a Garfield phone from the 90s
Canadian Goose wings open with the “come at me bro pose” on a yellow back ground and green grass with the text “Fuck Aboot and Find Oot” which is the Canadian translation of “Fuck around and find out”. The flag design is inspired by or straight up mocking the alt rights love of the don’t tread on me me flag.
A screen capture of a report from right wing media propaganda showing a child hitting a piñata in the shape of a federal agent sent to impose racism on communities
Dark Scottish Fold breed of Cat with glowing yellow eyes and the text “Assuming Control”.
Iron Monger (Obidiah Stane) from Iron Man 1 beating his science team about how they can’t reproduce the iron man suit but instead the text is referencing US AI giants with the text “China was able to make this AI model with $6 million and a box of scraps
Warhammer40K guardsmen riding in a truck turned around addressing you with the text “Hey, friend, listen. I know the galaxy is scary right now but… it’s going to get WAY worse.”
Emoji keyboard with “old” typed and emojis for a phone handset, numeric landline line phone, pager, floppy, vhs, ornate key, and printer
A Blacl Legion Chaos Space Marine with the text “Me: I won’t get all political. **3 DRINKS LATER** The emperor is false! Let the galaxy burn!”
A city skyline with mostly sky at dusk with Star Wars Scrolling text and the subtext “Thanks to less air pollution the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text”
Warhammer 40K Imperial Solider with the text “Hey, friend, I know the Galaxy is scary right now but… it is going to get WAY worse.”
Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) copying the exam of another person taking it because he has no clue. Dell is Mr Bean, the person actually excelling at the exam is labeled as Apple.
3 raccoons in a trench coat trying to act as garbage men to steal trash
Renault 5 Turbo 3E electric car. It’s a two door sports car with flared wheel wheels and aggressive front spoiler
Wizard with an M16 and night vision goggles with the text “I may be out of spells, but I’m not out of shells”
A bin man is just trying to collect bins early, totally not three raccoons in a trenchcoat
Horny Bonk Shiba Inu in Bleach form doing a Bankai that’s all bonk bats
Porkbun registrar screen shot with blowd.art domain
A “wizard” with an M16 and night vision goggles with the text “I might be out of spells, but I’m not out of shells”
Zoolander on Fulgrim model
Fulgrim model juxtaposed against Kenneth Copeland
A picture in the manner of the three wolves howling motif, but instead, it’s three possums hissing at the moon with the text “when the moon hits your eye and you hiss at the sky, you are a possum “
Amazon search results for morons
A social media post correcting another social post from the Governor of Maryland saying a reference picture of suspected drones is actually the constellation Orion
A stick figure raising their hand and index finger for a question or protest before realizing maybe it’s correct even if they object