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Programmer, cuber, avid Dandan evangelist. Every member of ICE is a net-negative person.

Harmonic Prodigy
Eternal Witness
Headliner Scarlett
Hornet Queen
Command Tower from MTG
Archivist
Blaster Hulk from mtg
A bottle of Sprite that has had tea steeped in it
"Thinking about this intractable problem drives Bob into a black despair from which he has yet to recover..." "But let's not dwell on such unhappy things. Let us instead think of pancakes - moist, delicious pancakes, dripping with syrup and hot butter... oh yeah..."
"My YouTube channel is brilliant and it will be appreciated after I'm dead"
A still from the Beatles Yellow Submarine animated film
A tweet that reads: "phone, wallet, keys, manifesto"
A frog wearing a little backpack is handed from one person to another
Captured by Lagacs
TCGPlayer order screen confirming that I bought this list
Narset, Enlightened Exile, a 3/4 with prowess that also makes your dreams come true
Promise of Bunrei: makes four 1/1s when a creature of yours dies
Earthcraft. 1G Enchantment. Tap an untapped creature you control: untap target basic land.
Mercurial Spelldancer 1U This can't be blocked. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this. Whenever this deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Granny Weatherwax, from the Discworld series.
Step 1: open the three dots menu in the top right corner, then tap Settings.
A tweet by Vincent D'onofrio: "Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time."
A man wears an ugly Christmas sweater depicting a reindeer wearing one of those hats with holders for beer on either side of it, and sunglasses. The sweater has a pocket on the stomach for a beer itself that it looks like the reindeer is holding. The pocket is holding a Coors.
Civilized Scholar, aka Dr. Jekyll
My sick Lego build. It's a crab mech with pinchy claws and a radar mounted on the back.
I got "euphoric"
Python code to simulate the die-rolling experiment Zoy poses, along with a result of 31.40%
Andy Warhol's 2x2 print of Marilyn Monroe, but it's a Lego man, and it's made out of Legos
Evolution Witness. Gets back stuff when you put counters on it.
Awwwwww yeaaaaaaaah
Harmonic Prodigy. Duplicates triggers of Shamans and Wizards.
A 4/3 with trample for 3.
Colossal Skyturtle, an enchantment creature that you can discard from your hand to return a card from your graveyard to your hand. (It's also a 6/5 with flying and ward 2, but that's not important right now.)
Kiora's Follower, which untaps permanents. Like, for example, a land that produces two mana.
Flametongue Kavu, my special boy who deserves the whole world.
A comic in an unrefined, MS Paint-esque style, in three panels. Panel 1. Spock says, "Captain, after further analysis i am inclined to agree with your assessment that, in your words, 'this edible ain't shit.'" Panel 2. A hand reaches out and grabs Spock's arm. Panel 3. Kirk says, "spuh"
The Magic card Thoughtseize, which for one black mana and two life lets you look at a player's hand and select a card for them to discard.
My Spotify Wrapped's report of my top songs this year. 5. Second Guess - Catbamboo, Moray Pringle 4. Welcome to the Jungle - Stage Kids 3. Stormy - Nyu. 2. Impulse Voices - Plini 1. Swindle - Catbamboo
Baloth Null 4BG Creature - Zombie Beast (uncommon from Oath of the Gatewatch) When this enters, return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. 4/5
A portrait, in the style of Andy Warhol's famous 2x2 image of Marilyn Monroe, of a Lego figure head with a helmet on it
A White Star class vessel from Babylon 5 doing a sweet flip in outer space
Cephalid Illusionist, a Magic card that mills you 3 whenever you target it with a spell or ability. (A Cephalid is an octopus person.)
The Magic card Dream Trawler.
A pack from Options Cube, with the following cards: Riku of Many Paths Tarrian's Journal Pestilent Cauldron Badlands Revival Souls of the Lost Bloodchief's Thirst Bonecrusher Giant Dig Through Time Jeskai Charm Bala Ged Recovery Charming Prince Road // Ruin Canyon Jerboa Kazandu Mammoth Sea Gate Restoration
A Tumblr post by @birdnormal that reads as follows: "the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like "if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone" and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says "flying. after the end of your turn draw a card" and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of 'your' instead of 'the owner's' and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you"
Perry the Platypus from the TV show Phineas and Ferb
A house in my neighborhood, which lots of college students live in. The second floor balcony has a UW flag draped over it, as well as a homemade banner that says "PARENTS DRINK FREE".
Hazel's Brewmaster. "Whenever Hazel’s Brewmaster enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and create a Food token. Foods you control have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Hazel’s Brewmaster."
Mayhem Devil, a 3/3 for 3 in black/red that pings stuff when you sacrifice things. It's real good with Treasure.
Heroic Reinforcements, a red/white sorcery that as far as I'm concerned reads "If you did the thing this color pair was designed to do, which is play aggressive creatures on curve, destroy target player. They can't be regenerated."
Ingenious Infiltrator, a blue/black card that says the word "Ninja" on it a bunch. You see it in cubes where the designer would like for the player that is casting both blue and black spells to be doing Ninja shit.
Abzan Falconer, a 2/3 for 3 that gives flying to creatures you control that have +1/+1 counters on them, and that can slowly put counters on himself. In most environments, probably only worth playing if, and only if, you have lots of ways of putting +1/+1 counters on your creatures.
Steel Overseer, an artifact creature that taps to put a +1/+1 counter on all your artifact creatures. A card that is exactly as good as the number of artifact creatures in your deck.
Eggo waffles
"I love being near Proterozoic rocks. These ones are 1.1 billion years old. That's so, SO old. Eyes evolved half a billion years ago. The first time a rock was ever looked at, these rocks were already 500 million years old. People say geologic time makes them feel small. But when I touch this rock, it's like I'm a part of it, spanning a vast abyss of time that stretches back as far as the eye can see. And then 500 million years farther."
The Magic card Unsubstantiate, with the promo art in which an unnamed horror twists and dissolves out of reality.
Magic cards that together form a deck that I drafted with @bearlylupe tonight, arranged on a hardwood table. The deck is a blue/red counterburn pile, featuring Vizzerdrix and Lava Axe in the top end.
Text "SIGN PCDICI" to 50409 to tell your officials to oppose the inclusion of HR 6408 in HR 9495.
A Psalm for the Wild-Built, by Becky Chambers