Rin Stedecore is Bondposting again 🔪 #TeamMystery

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3 red pandas in a Battle Jacket™. purveyor of cursed content. woke & ghey pirate. writes sometimes. plane guy. starfleet OSHA guy. annoying lower decks stan. kris caldera in chucks. "...speedwhore?" @rin.stedeco.re Twitch/YT. @knives.stedeco.re art. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Four panel comic. Panel 1: Brain asks "Are you going to sleep?" Panel 2: Person tucked all comfy cozy in bed says "Yes I am. Now shut up." Panel 3: Brain, looking somewhat haunted, asks "was early 1990s Sean Bean a twunk?" Panel 4. Person is now staring at the ceiling with the same haunted expression as their brain.
Discord messages from Rin, whose display name is "trans-inclusive burger jingle", which I hope you are reading to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme. Rin, yesterday at 9:31 pm: i think i have succeeded in my sleep schedule resetting efforts. i hope. [July 23, 2026] Rin, at 12:28 am: i would like to call rin from three hours ago a lying ass bitch
“Don’t get cute, meathead.” “I don’t know how else to be.” “Ha.” Rowan turned back to him. “My data’s still compiling. I won’t be able to tell you anything useful yet. Except that you need to keep using your wand.” “Right hand?” “Please. To keep the magic flowing strongly on that side of your body.” Alec sighed and looked at his hands. “Not likely I’m going to be shooting lightning bolts from my fingertips anytime soon, huh?” “Not unless you want the cure to be worse than the disease,” Rowan said. “I can make something for you that’ll do that, but you’d be able to do it a grand total of once before, I assume, the curse marks spread and engulf your entire body.” “Yeah, I’m good, thanks.” “Your choice. Now. You said you don’t like the taste of your potion?” “Gasoline and grapefruit, Rowan. It’s not my preferred palate.” “I think I’ll need to rework it based on what I’m gathering from this rudimentary data. I should have something for you next week. You’ll be fine to continue taking your current medication until it runs out.” “No chance of a little shot of mint or something in the meantime?” “I’m afraid that I can’t wrap your medicine in cheese like I’d have to do for a dog, Alec, until the new potion is complete I can’t in good conscience let you potentially make what you have left into a dud.” “I thought you were a mad scientist.” Rowan scoffed. “I’m no mad scientist. I’m perfectly sane.” “Mm, and that’s what worries me.” Rowan swatted him on the back of the head. “If you’re quite done being fresh? We can head back out to the front now. I believe we’ve someone to see.”
Youtube comment from @timtemple2230 This song makes me want to take everything from the international foods aisle and switch it out with everything from the spice and baking flour aisle
Kitty rolled her eyes theatrically, moving her entire head with the violence of it. “Soooooo, her name is Sam, huh? Tell me everything. Tell me all about Sam.” “There’s not a whole lot to tell,” he said. “I don’t know, buddy, it seems like there’s a whole lot to tell. You know I can figure out when you’re lying, right? Your eye does this little twitching thing.” “Callahan,” Alec said, his tone icy, “drop it.” “Oh.” She bit her lip. “Okay.” They drove in silence for several minutes until she sighed. “Sorry for prying.” “It’s…” It wasn’t okay, but… “…it’s fine.” ‘Fine’ was a word that covered up all manner of sins. ‘Fine’ was a word that could mean ‘acceptable’ or ‘good’ or ‘pretending that everything was okay while wanting to scream your throat raw’. Americans really had composed a great one with the word ‘fine’. “‘Fine’, huh,” she said, but didn’t press him on it. She knew just as well as he did that that word had a thousand meanings. “Okay. Just…sometimes I forget.” “Forget what?” “That you’re doing this because you have to, not because you want to. I know you never would have chosen this. I know you don’t want to pretend to be my dad.” She scrunched her knees up close to herself on the seat. “Back at Al-Andalus, you and Beck …” She sighed. “I know now that it’s a feeder school for the Triskele. You were a really good teacher. And you seemed to tolerate me. I wanted to impress you and Beck. I didn’t know back then…” She swallowed hard. “And you saved me from that curse because I was where I shouldn’t be, and it’s all my fault.” “It’s not—” He sighed. “It’s not your fault.” “Yeah, it is.” “No, it’s not,” he said. “I got hurt because I made the choice to take that hit. You didn’t ask to be attacked.” He glanced sidelong at her. “Have you been blaming yourself for this this whole time?”
THE WHEEL HAS CHOSEN LIVE AND LET DIE
Seinfeld, incredulous: You're crying from "Believe in the Hail Mary" by Daniel Pemberton from the Project Hail Mary (2026, dir. Phil Lord and Chris Miller) score? George, crying: The hopecore got to me.
A character relationship map. At top: Thorfinn "Finn" Naktergalsson and Basil "Baz" Tiburon, mutually marked as "handfasted". Baz is linked downwards by an arrow reading "former ward" to Aleksei Trovinsky, whose returning arrow reads "daddy issues". Alec is linked to Kamala Lakhman by an arrow reading "wife guy", and hers back reads "secret third thing". Both Kami and Alec are linked to Kitty Callahan, and their arrows to her say "ward" (Kami) and "ward (begrudging)" to Alec. Kitty's arrows to both of them say "imprinted on like a baby duck". Alec has an additional arrow to Kitty reading "projecting his own fucked-up childhood".
The "Appeal Graphic Media" label box, because Bluesky automatically applied the "graphic media" label to the video quoted. Rin's appeal: Listen, I don't like seeing Roger Moore's face distort in super high Gs either, but this is a little excessive, don't you think?
It's the centrifuge scene in Moonraker! James Bond is trying out the astronaut testing facility in Drax's compound. The rather forgettable henchman in this one disables the "chicken switch" and slowly turns up the speed to make the G-forces turn 007 into a soup-like homogenate. Before he blacks out, Bond manages to use the wrist-activated gun he's wearing shoot the controls, which disables the motor. Rin has inserted the track "Excessive Centrifugal Force" from Project Hail Mary into the background.
A bowl of mini farfalle with butter, parmesan, and pepper, with...are those CHOPSTICKS?! Also there's a can of mixed berry seltzer, fine, but that's not the issue here
The wheel has chosen GoldenEye, which Rin has watched two and a half times this week. AND THEY'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN
“Alec.” “Mm?” “You really need to not antagonize the nice CIA agents, you know,” Dr. Kamala Lakhman said, warming her hands with a cup of tea. “It’s unseemly.” “What makes you think I was antagonizing anyone, dear?” he said, and kissed her on the cheek. “Because you were next to the obvious surveillance van, and your mouth was moving.” “Well,” he conceded, “I may have been poking the bear just a little.” “Alec.” “I can’t help it when they’re right there, you know.” “I get that, but you really ought to have a little more self-control about these things. One of these days they’ll black-bag you and that’ll be a huge pain for me to deal with.” She sighed and leaned her weight against her cane. He snorted. “As though they could.” “You really want to keep testing them? Really? They’re probably half-mad because they can’t get a lock on any of our tech.” She chuckled. “Sometimes I really do think that I do my job too well.” “And you call me out for being difficult.” He took a long drink of his coffee. “Because I very much so have the right.” She put her teacup down on the kitchen counter. “I couldn’t cause half the trouble you do if I tried.” “Yes you could. You just have to try harder.” He smiled winningly.
Drink When Anyone says “Janus” Anyone says a pun or one-liner Anyone drinks 🍸 Anyone uses a gadget Bond incapacitates someone There’s an explosion 💥 You hear the Bond theme or the theme of the movie 🎼 EXTREME VERSION: Add “James” for an additional 30+ drinks
GoldenEye screenshot. James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) is saying "I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone." The quote is from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Microsoft Word properties sidebar. Size: 4.21 MB Pages: 52 Words: 9605 Total Editing Time: 51 minutes Title: Add a title Tags: Add a tag Comments: Add comments Related Dates Last Modified: 7/13/2026 3:21 PM Created: 7/13/2026 1:39 PM
Tumblr post classically-lit-memes4u RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
Outlook screenshot. Under "Sent Items - Today", there is an email to [redacted] with the subject line "Reporting a Suspected Academic Integrity Violation". Body text shown in preview: "Good evening, Dr. [redacted], I have unfortunate news about..."
Discord message from Rin (Styled as "Rin 🔪 Eddie") eddie like [screenshot of tweet from Mike Primavera/@primawesome: My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying] the first expedition told me the forest keeps eating their scouting parties so i asked how many scouting parties they have and they said they just recruit more scouting parties afterwards so i said it sounds like they're just feeding adventurers to the forest and then the aarakocra started crying [there is a laugh react]
30 Rock screenshot. Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski) is smiling angrily, her nose bleeding, and saying "It's definitely not a rage stroke."
Stamper's chakra torture tools from Tomorrow Never Dies, on display in the Spy Museum. I could have been a docent at the Bond Villain exhibit just saying
Teams messages from Rin's classmate. Actually, I have done the exact same thing for every single assignment and discussion have turned in for this class and since I started grad school at ERAU. I have a 3.8 GPA. I understand the point you are making and agree with you. But I also kinda know what I'm doing regarding completing these assignments. The goal is not got ai to do the work for you. The goal is to use ai to create a template regarding the assignments. I also submit the documents given by the instructor so when it does spit out assignments/papers/ discussions, it will actually flow the exact criteria given to hit every requirement to get the highest grade
Tails from the webcomic Tails Gets Trolled, with an expression of shock and disgust on his face.
Sterling Archer holding up a finger in a "hang on a sec" gesture as he takes an enormous pull from a bottle of whiskey, and then, with his finger still up, says "no."
Teams messages from Rin's classmate. That's totally fine. I already edited the document through an ai humanizer and also use the grammar program. So it has already been edited twice. This is just a skeleton of where we can start. Feel free to use whatever documents you want. Please do whatever makes you feel comfortable. I just wanted ti give the group something to get started so we don't have to feel rushed end of this week to get the research paper turned in. Just let the group know what areas of the research paper you want to do and start submitting your portion.
Teams message from Rin. Today 12:51PM Hey, I was worried about editing down the chatgpt thing, and it looks like using it as a base is either against academic integrity policy or toeing the line about it. (The "machine ghostwriting" part is especially giving me pause.) I think we should work from the in-progress version we turned in last week. [attached photo of academic integrity policy.]
Two-panel meme of Hannibal Burress on The Eric Andre Show. Panel 1: He says "Hahahaha" Panel 2: He says "This sucks, man."
Moodboard for The Wolf of Autumn. Clockwise from top: A school hallway with lockers; someone with their arms spread before a fire; a copper-headed mace leaning against a log; bright crimson Japanese maple leaves; a bunch of grinning jack-o'-lanterns; a white wolf sitting in an autumn forest.
Moodboard for Season of the Witch. Clockwise from top: A same-y looking suburb; a fencer in full gear leaping with an epee; a pentacle drawn in chalk with a tea light in the middle; a wand resting on vials of colorful liquid with two leather-bound books behind it; a scientist in full PPE carefully using a pipette in a small vial of blue liquid; a triskele carved into a stone Center: A masked face behind broken glass, with a bloodied eye.
Mobile screenshot of the code of conduct for Rin's college. Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University • Artificial Intelligence (AI) - The use of artificial intelligence (AI) tools in an educational setting must be guided by ethical principles and academic integrity. Students and faculty may use these tools for research support or aids to enhance their learning and scholarship but should not rely on them to produce original work. The university recognizes the potential benefits of Al but acknowledges the potential risks, such as creating unauthentic, inaccurate, biased, or harmful content. Eagles should follow best practices to ensure authentic scholastic accomplishment and academic integrity, including avoiding plagiarism or machine ghostwriting. Ultimately, the university upholds the importance of intellectual honesty and ethical research practices and expects Eagles to act in accordance with these principles when using Al tools.
Teams messages from Rin's classmate: Okay guys. I ran each section through ChatGPT and came up with a 52-page final research paper!! lol Obviously, this is not the final product, and A LOT needs to be cut and edited. I ran everything through the QuillBot humanizer program to reduce Al detection. I will continue to make edits and reduce this paper to 12-18 pages, excluding the cover page, tables, and appendices. The literature review, results, and conclusions were the bulk of this paper 1am NOT familiar with cybersecurity whatsoever, and that is why I just threw everything onto this paper So, whoever has a cybersecurity background, this is your time to shine. I would love to get this paper turned in by Friday this week. Feel free to edit and change anything in this document. You do not need my input because the area is not my expertise. Please feel free to change ANYTHING in this document. If you have any questions, let me know because I have even more information I didn't think was relevant, but I could be wrong. If you see something that is not needed or needs to be added, do so and don't wait for anyone else to agree or approve it. Let's finish strong and get this BS done so we can get back to normal life, please and thank you. This is the final research paper assignment due for week 7 If you guys want to break up the section you want to be responsible for regarding this final research paper, just put it in the group chat
Rin's violently frosted up icemaker with a sad kitchen towel inside to catch the melt that did not occur
Rin approaching their relentlessly beeping fridge in force defrost mode and screaming
A screenshot of the Characters sidebar in Campfire Pro, which you cannot get anymore, sadly. It's nested all nice into folders. Organization! Characters Triskele > Kitty Callahan > Alec Trovinsky > Dr. Kamala Lakhman > Evie Becquerel > Rowan Fizzbin > Basil Tiburon > Dr. Sam Kinney > Yuri Pavlichenko Triskele-adjacent > Family > Sam's family > Emily Kinney > Daniel Kinney > Jack Metcalfe Triskele-adjacent > Family > Baz's family > Thorfinn Naktergalsson Triskele-adjacent > Family > Rowan's family > Sage Fizzbin > Juniper Fizzbin > Nutmeg Fizzbin Triskele-adjacent > Family > Beck's family > Zeke Becquerel
Google Docs comment. Rin's government name is cropped out but you can see their avatar is a cat making a silly face. 23:02 8 Jul me 🤝 james bond lying to our psychiatrists
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Tweet. Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz DOCTOR: It says here you took 3 years off to "soak in tub"? ME: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.
Whatsapp message from Rin to their mom. The background image is the OFMD depression robe pattern. like they have interviews with MSF's CEO and so on, and it's kind of funny to see them holding little plushies while talking to gamers with blue hair asking very incisive questions! As my demographic ages and we have Grown Up Jobs you can be a gamer going by scoobydoobydingus or whatever and have a PhD in bioengineering
Hbomberguy showing Ben Shapiro saying dumb shit about Florida real estate, then crashing through his wall with an axe and screaming SELL THEIR HOMES TO WHO, BEN?! FUCKING AQUAMAN?!?!?
Eric Andre leaning back in his chair and saying "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
Tweet. Darren Rovell @darrenrovell i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content.
1776 on the big TV
Rin in the previously described outfit, in front of an America 250 display in the Safeway
Rin throwing a peace sign and wearing a Washington Nationals hat, a Thomas the Tank Engine shirt with the Union Jack on it, and a Hatsune Miku American flag as a cape. They look exhausted
Rin's TL, featuring "DAMN IT ok we still got this guys", "aww", and "GODDAMNIT"
A poke bowl on Rin's desk with actual chopsticks. Mashallah
Text from Rin On the day itself can we watch 1776 and the music man and also Himself's speech because if he talks for two hours in 107° heat he's absolutely gonna get heatstroke and perish Also can we watch the fireworks because they're setting off 850,000 in 40 minutes which is genuinely insane work
Carrot screenshot showing that there are thunderstorms in Santo Domingo. 86°, feels like 102°. Carrot says: I just found out a thunderstorm contains more energy than a nuclear bomb, and oh boy you all are about to be so fucked.
Tweet from Rin's old twitter. Alex is tired of seeing Takes @Chatvert every time i see this movie i do the basic math - bond was a pow for 18 months - the movie ostensibly takes place november 2002 (just bc of release date, but no later than december) therefore: - james bond missed 9/11
A screenshot of LoopTube with "Gold Guns Girls" by Metric lined up to play on it. Rin writes the most unhinged smut to this song. God help us all.
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia meme. Charlie (Charlie Day), Mac (Rob McElhenny), and Dennis (Glenn Howerton) are pointing at a portrait and saying "I've had enough of this dude." The dude in question is California governor Gavin Newsom, photoshopped over the original portrait of George Washington.
Tweet. lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 19:33 • 14 Sep 22 • Twitter Web App
Rin with a blue KN95 on and holding up the program for Groundhog Day: The Musical
Your Results 83% woke / 17% chud 36% techbro / 64% neo-luddite 45% hopepilled / 55% doomer 85% davos / 20% dubai
Rin smiling, wearing headphones, as they lift some rice to their mouth with two hard plastic straws.
4chan post, but a good one. Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 >>250315721 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
Tumblr post. rocktheholygrail Mads Mikkelsen says 'Casino Royale' director told him and Daniel Craig to stop improvising during a nude torture scene because things were getting a little kinky oh? 👀 rocktheholygrail "There was this scene where I tickled his balls with a rope," he said. "We had so many ideas and the director just looked at us: 'Guys, come back. It's a Bond movie.'"
Rin sending a discord message to their wife Temujin 1:10 PM We watched Casino Royale last night and I thought of you during the CBT scene
Panel from a Chick Tract, with Jack Chick's traditional dog vomit artstyle. Narration above: Most people rejected His message. The Pharisees are saying "Shut up!" to Jesus, who is in shadow in the foreground. Narration below: They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. [Citation: Galatians 4:16]
A little quadruped Roblox figure with a Lego minifigure :) for a face saying "do you are have stupid"