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President of the Moon

SNL's classic Chicago Superfans sketch. Da bears motherfuckers
Retail package of Looney Toons style chop frills
Trimspa era Anna Nicole Smith in a black leather catsuit, straddling a big ol motorcycle in front of a mom and pop restaurant with a sign that reads "BIG DADDY'S DRIVE-THRU" It's a great picture. She was a goddess.
1948 Hillsville High School class ring in a jewelry box, and a chunky gold and sapphire bracelet.
Harris Glenn Milstead aka Divine out of drag
The Ronettes sitting on a snow capped wooden fence, wearing mini-skirted santa suits and white go-go boots.
Still on a TV of Laura Dern as Renata in season 2 of Big Little Lies, pointing her finger to her husband (off camera) behind prison plexiglass and yelling "I will not not be rich."
Jackpot Motel sign from the Vegas Neon Museum
Teensy kitten tchotchke holding a full size cigarette. It looks ridiculous and huge and is very cute.
French Onion HeluvaGood! Gazpacho
Part of the old Moulin Rouge sign at nighttime from the Neon Museum in Las Vegas
A floral knee length quilted puffy dress. Looks kinda mod-ish. Very cute.
Bjork saying "it is Christmas time and I'm been sitting here by my tv"
50s fashion show photo of a gigantic couture hat where it looks like her head is an oyster but u can kinda see her face thru the mouth
Cute sad kitty with a pointy princess hat
Ronnie Spector reading sheet music for "Frosty the Snow Man"
Easter lamb cake someone posted somewhere. Sloppy and kinda lopsided and looks exactly like my sleepy puppy
Jayne Mansfield evaluating pineapples in a supermarket, wearing a sequined black gown and holding an adorable puppy
Screenshot of my twitter quote tweeting a video of Sabrina Carpenter's Christmas special saying "This feels so Jenna Maroney coded"
Daily Mail screenshot: "a sick tribute appeared outside the New York City hotel where UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was gunned down by an assassin on Wednesday. A balloon with a sign taped to it reading 'CEO DOWN' over the image of a smiling star and party poppers was found outside the Hilton Hotel in Midtown Manhattan after Thompson, 50, was gunned down there Wednesday morning."
Screenshot of 2 posts I reskeeted 1st: user @sorryhat.bsky.social: "Yall gotta start screen capping before you quote skeet and block. I need the juicy details." 2nd: user @tallbart.com "It's probably good you can't click to view blocked tweets anyway because I can't fucking help myself"
Brilliant character actor Jeff Hiller expressing and exasperated shrug, clearly very distraught with the caption "(confused sob)"
Duolingo notification with the headline "You're scaring me..."
Drag queen Stacey Layne Matthews
Ad for Pop Culture Jeopardy hosted by stupid punchable Colin Jost :(
Sex pest muppet who SAd Titus on Kimmy Schmidt's #metoo storyline
American character actor Tim Bagley
Legendary glamorous cop slapper Zsa Zsa Gabor wearing all pink, including baby pink opera length gloves
"AI Overview John Waters played a crooked used car salesman in the 1986 film Dreamland, directed by Jonathan Demme. The movie also stars Jeff Daniels and Melanie Griffith." The movie is Something Wild
A bag of chop frills
Notre Dame before; cool
The cutest little Maltese baby boy on Santa's lap
Ig reels screenshot of white woman with red framed spectacles drinking something with thetext: "3 things I REFUSE to apologize for after being held hostage for 93 days by pirates in Somalia"
Little Edie "I'm going righting the other room with the cats where I'll be happy"
These edibles ain't shit meme with SpongeBob lookin all fucked up riding his own tongue as the "after" image
Dan Aykroyd ghostbusters cigarette lip
Bobby Hill, "thanks for nothing" table
Jim Downey on Conan O'brien Needs A Friend podcast
I think this was one of the first tweets about the death of Betty White 12/31/21 "Betty White making New Years all about her like the bad bitch she was" 171k likes
Steve Buscemi is his "how are you doing fellow kids?" Meme shirt
Sherri Shepherd as Angie Jordan doing her absolutely motherfucking iconic pronunciation of the word "Ham." So iconic, in fact, she gets an endorsement from them National Ham Council
Philip Seymour Hoffman in the "I'm an idiot" car scene from Boogie Nights
Number 1 all time rock and roll legend Little Richard in an empty stadium, giving double peace signs-- shirtless save for big poofy shiny sleeves. This is obviously the coolest person ever.