Ste Jormur

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That fire we made such a fuss about turned out to be a rainbow. – Kenji Miyazawa 本職？　人間だ 。

A Wikipedia filmography spanning "The Magic Puppy" and "An Easter Bunny Puppy" to "1313: Frankenqueen" and "3 Wicked Witches"
Two women with terrible GIF leopard faces, in front of a half car turned into a sofa and a square bookshelf
A grand building, now serving as an Italian restaurant, with a, uh... very phallic fountain outside
An image of a juggler and a guitarist in a town square in a flat blocky corporate style
A brushed doodle of a museum in neon green and pink
Graph of literacy, numeracy, and problem solving skills. England (UK) has 52% at or below level 2 in numeracy, compared to an OECD average of 56%
Collections after casino visit and for holiday Steffi explains: "A common saying was: money always comes back, but you only find an enlightened master once". So it came to be that the group regularly collected large sums of money: after a casino visit gone wrong for the master, for his luxury holiday or for his Mercedes.
The Puzzle's Solution Who salutes in Roman style And has an English beard? Who wears his hair like Napoleon And was born in Austria? Who rules like Attila with the whip? Adolf - the Teitsche [Deutsche - German - written in a thick rural Austrian accent]!
A pie chart titled "Approxmate [sic] Party" where where a) Labour is blue and Conservatives are red and b) the Conservatives cover a third of the pie despite making up only 2 of the 25 Muslim MPs (the numbers given also don't actually add up to 25)
Graph comparing the Edsel and Cybertruck sales. Edsel aimed for 200,000 annual sales but hit just 63,110 in year 1 and 44,891 in year 2. Cybertruck aimed for 250,000, hit just 38,965 in year 1 and 20,237 in year 2
"Top picks" for you with a Donkey Kong Bananza Thumbnail
Clearsky screenshot listing account name changes. At one point it was pretending to be Catherine Connolly, President of Ireland
Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"
Photo of 20 year old Messi bathing a baby Yamal. Yamal is labelled "A child who believes in a peaceful world"
Lisa and her classmates sing a dreadful "Children, children, future, future" song to the Olympic Committee
Three footballers pass the ball in a triangle while the other players stay in place
Literally "Start your FIFA World Cup 2026™ journey by exploring our ticket options"
Strictly Come Dancing logo edited to read Strictly Hung Restaurant
Boy (seen from behind) in a plastic crate sliding down a series of rollers
Article titled "Ban on Banning" from Abenteuerspielplatz Riederwald eV. The German "Verbieten Verboten" sounds a bit better.
Millie Moon Luxury Diapers, with an uncanny valley stock image of a young girl
Hideous low rent Spartan costumes from 300. Dark Spider-Man, Britney and K Fed (I think) with a goblin baby, and a robot that is meant to be but looks nothing a Transformer are in the background. In the film, the robot's screen plays the Leave Britney Alone video
Three copies of The Odyssey under "New from Friends"
A scarab beetle over flame coloured wings, with a red orb before it and blue orb behind it.
An AI pic of a fluffy green bird with an enormous head, big shiny eyes and a colourful face
A German police car. Its front right tyre well and wheel has been shredded by a low stone block
Dustin comic where Dustin's dad tells his doctor "I've been seeing a lot of guys online hyping testosterone replacement therapy. I was wondering about getting my testosterone levels checked." The doctor asks "Has your sex drive been lower?" and Dustin's dad replies "It's hard to know because I'm married." They're calling it the most hellish fusion of Boomer and Gen Z culture of all time
A ride with a huge döner kebab meat stack in the middle and spinning strawberries at the top, counterbalanced by a giant model of a prepared kebab with strawberries in it
Raccacoonie, a Ratatouille parody with a raccoon, from Everything Everywhere All At Once
A slightly blurry image of a very generic South Asian woman
Kaji from Neon Genesis Evangelion (A spy attempting to infiltrate the agency NERV, which has a sinister plan involving a substance called LCL)
A nude woman sits on a pedestal. A nude man kneels before her, kissing her shin
Results from a Google book search for "an invite" in nineteenth century books
Still, winning over city slickers accustomed to premium brands remains an uphill battle. Ralph Montenegro, visiting Aldi for the first time, remained fiercely loyal to competitors. "It has more variety than say Target," Montenegro said, praising the prices on staples like flour and fruit, though he noted he still prefers Trader Joe's.
England were in danger of being blown off course towards the end of a slow-burn first half as Norway led through Andreas Schjelderup’s cross-cum-shot which had a heavier emphasis on the former.
Simpsons scene with Roger Meyers (their Walt Disney parody) surrounded by a multiracial group of children. The narrator says "Roger Meyers, Sr. loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world"
We bring you to wines (pun on "we bring you to tears") Five wine regions directly accessible with RMV Rheingau, Rheinhessen, Nahe, Hessische Bergstraße, Franken
The ASA said there were several ways for customers to tell if an advert for a portable air conditioner was likely to be misleading. It said people should be sceptical of the following: Promises which sound too good to be true, like claims a small device can chill large rooms Dramatic backstories about "secret inventions" or "industry breakthroughs" Poor grammar, spelling mistakes and inconsistent branding Customer reviews describing dramatic results or reading as though they're too perfect
Poster of Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace kissing in a lift
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Three shirtless men scrape the varnish off a wooden floor in a Parisian flat
Baron Pitcher, a guy in a red green and pink suit with a top hat. His head is a huge steel tank and he's as tall as a building