Stephen Heath Weidman

@stephenheathweidman.com

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Writing, illustration, animation. Home of the FancySchmancy Creature Feature, in which an eldritch scholar attempts to draw every creature in the infinite multiverse. stephenheathweidman.com twitch.tv/fancyschmancy youtube.com/@stephenheathweidman

Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey on an island of shifting trees with his men
Orange, blue, white, and brown abstract paint strokes on the side of an electrical box somewhere in Los Angeles.
Potted desert plants on a cement porch somewhere in Los Angeles.
A digital illustration of Dermot the Bwog, a furry green amphibious creature with bulging eyes, a grotesquely large smile, antennae, fins, a furry tail, and human hands for feet.
A crash report from Adobe Dimension. When it asks me what happen, I reply, "I spoke Adobe Dimension's name aloud, which caused it to spontaneously combust due to a curse placed upon it by an ancient bog witch."
The "Guess I'll Die" meme with the old man in a red long-sleeved shirt shrugging but with the Adobe Dimension logo over his face.
The end screen for a Balatro win showing Gold Stakes and an Ante 8 final round score of 431,073
A screenshot of an AP News article about Betty Boop entering the public domain with a photo of a Betty Boop float collapsing during the Macy’s Day parade
A New York Post article headline reading: How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD By McKenzie Beard Published Dec. 26, 2025, 7:00 a.m. ET 44
A photo by Guy Stevens from Upsplash of multicolored umbrellas floating against a blue sky. I've typed the word Calibri in pink over the image, but the font is Comic Sans.
Pantone 11-4201 TCX Cloud Dancer, a shade of white that is boring and bad.
Pantone 11-4201 TCX Cloud Dancer, a shade of white that is boring and bad.
Pantone 11-4201 TCX Cloud Dancer, a shade of white that is boring and bad.
Pantone 11-4201 TCX Cloud Dancer, a shade of white that is boring and bad.
The Norman Rockwell painting “Freedom of Speech,” showing a man in a leather jacket and blue flannel speaking at a political gathering.
A black coffee mug with illustrations of cartoony jack-o-lanterns
A hand-drawn digital illustration by Stephen Bobbett of a dozen or so jack-o-lanterns with exaggerated shapes and various facial expressions and animal features on a purple background.
A screen grab of Donkey Kong Bananza. Donkey Kong and Pauline meet the Exploritone, a blue crystal with eyes among a library of tablets.
North Church on Congress Street in Portsmouth, NH on a clear day with a few trees with autumn leaves underneath it
Protesters at the No Kings rally in Market Square of Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Two people in inflatable lobster suits at the No Kings rally in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
A comic-style illustration of Danny McBride’s character Jesse Gemstone from the Righteous Gemstones, holding a sling
The angry NPC meme. The dialogue: "You'd get better results from an LLM if you wrote better prompts." "If I have to write better to get an AI to write better, then what do I need the AI for?" *angry face*
A digital ink drawing with a portrait of Florence Pugh as her character Yelena in Thunderbolts. The main villain The Void looms behind her.
A digital ink drawing of a Greek-style marble bust of a cyclop’s head with curly hair and laurels around his temple. Words on its pedestal read “Machina Est Deus.” The URL attribution is for me, the artist: stephen bobbett.com.
An ink drawing of Jack Black as a vampire, smiling at the camera while a fart cloud emanates from his posterior.
A split portrait in digital ink of Michael B. Jordan's characters in the movie Sinners, with Smoke on the left, and Stack on the right.
Digital ink drawing of a unicorn themed hermit crab with a star shaped shell, six hooves, and a disgruntled horse face
Digital ink drawing of the Iron Giant’s head with an unhinged jaw and six metal spider legs
A digital ink drawing of a perched pigeon with barbed antennae, fangs instead of a beak, four barbed tentacles around the mouth, and a set of hands similar to its normal bird feet.
A digital ink drawing of a trash can with the eyes, claws, and legs of a crab with captions noting "trash spotting eyes, trash grabbin' pincers, and legs that go to where the trash is." The crab is called the Hungry Hungry Garbocrab.