Stephen Herdman

@stephenherdman.bsky.social

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Makes stupid jokes, rides a motorbike around Ireland and takes photos of it, paints Warhammer, but mostly just pottering around through life.

A golden retriever lies sleeping on a brownish fabric sofa.
White eggs
Golden retriever runs towards the camera on a beach
A man in sunglasses and a backwards hat bites a small plastic fake gold medal he is disproportionately happy to have won for doing well in a shoot competition despite being 40 years old. He is also holding a target image with a silhouette of a man that has multiple holes in the head region, cause he's a goddamn sniper with an air rifle.
A handsome golden retriever looks off into the distance.
My kid put his uniform on a brush and added a face. It's in the front seat of my car.
A large black anvil sits on a concrete floor.
A picture of a man in glasses. The headline reads "Bargain Hunt expert jailed for selling art to suspected Hezbollah financier"
An orange poppy.
A golden retriever running through a field of yellow buttercups
Two men on a roof.
Screenshot from the TV show "Nightmare" with a disembodied head image of the narrator and and CGI dungeon where a blind kid with a horned helmet tries to navigate.
A can of "coke" which reads new Pope. On a red background.
Screenshot of a weather app weirdly saying it's -2 in a super sunny nice morning.
Lock screen with image of a golden retriever
A fork turning over some compost inside a black bin. Steam rises from the pile.
A great and yellow hozelock spray gun.
Apple tree close up in blossom
A view across east Belfast toward stormont assembly buildings in the background. The grass is green and there is a large tree on the right. A utility cable pole is behind a fence.
Tweedle Dee and tweedle dum from Alice in wonderland. They are small bald rotund fellows with high black trousers and braces with black and white stripy t-shirts above. They are twins, they are in front of a white background. They are mirroring the quote pic of trump.
White and pink orchid flowers side by side in front of a window
A circle lawn surrounded by bushes and freshly rolled soil.
Orange Acer leaves glowing in the light from my kitchen window.
Belfast skyline with gorse and scrubs in the foreground.
A golden retriever running and sliding through waterlogged grass puddles.
A strange looking mascot with the image text reading blank, no personality, too exhausted.
Shelves with lights and plants.
Stickers have been put on a street sign placing people inside the bus looking worried and replaced the text with "the future"
Gladiator dvd cover. I removed the words "most entertaining" from the cove r
A boy and a dog looking out the window.
A jigsaw of discworld characters.
Unfurling fern fronds.