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Still from Frasier where Niles is in a Hawaiian shirt and is telling roz "island niles would prefer not to wear pants at all"
An extract from a book about salt which details that herring migratory patterns taking them away from a village were blamed on adultery in middle ages northern Europe
Picture of the led by donkeys founders and don't they just look like the most insufferable cunts
Elle woods what like it's hard but she has a st George's cross on her face
Google search for "how to be a Belgian patriot"
book titled "the last emperor of Mexico" by Edward Shawcross
headline says "Germany's Infineon opens major chip plant"
Picture of a book page. "Smoke rose from the mass and hung in the thick air.. occasionally someone in authority mounted the tribune and asked the comrades not to smoke; then everybody, smokers and all, took up the cry 'dont smoke comrades!' and went on smoking"
black and white cat nuzzling my feet which are wearing white socks and black and white sliders
Picture of Andy Burnham with text underneath as a quote saying "middle-aged men have been retreating to the sewers of our fair city to cry. As mayor I will promise to eradicate these terrible crying men
Count binface, Andy Burnham, some guy in a fox suit
Book cover title "my body in your hands" author "teresa may" pic is a tastful semi nude picture of a woman
Two signs for bookshop sections. The left days "parenting childcare education" and the right says "magic & occcult UFO myths"
Wikipedia page for Clifford Peoples, a loyalist terrorist in the UVF and LVF
Picture of Andy Burnham Headline: Andy Burnham pledges to expand immigrant detention centre use 'i do agree with what Farage is saying'
Instagram reels screenshot top caption "London's new hidden gem (gem emoji)" bottom caption "a podcast bar where anyone can grab a drink, pull up a chair, and join the conversation (microphone emoji) Account name: thefirstpodcastbar
Messenger chat Other person: >you look like a much more attractive version of pekka-eric auvinen >It's the hair I think >Thank you friend :) Me: idk who that is lemme Google Other person: I'm really sorry in advance hahahaha Me: LMAOOO
A Hispaniolan Solendon, little rusty earthy thing, on all fours with a content expression and it's head tilted back and a long nose in the air having a content sniff
War Games - Linda Polman
Trip advisor screenshot of a cafe called Bene Gelateria
Phone notification "Uninstalled LinkedIn"
Some guy called westy.ig he looks a fair bit like me
10 different model bald heads, captioned "male bald heads X10"
Reading station platform sign with a blurry book beneath it
Instagram suggested follows. The two accounts are Ela Al-Assad, an influencer related to the former Syrian dictator. And "Andy Burnham for Makerfield "
"it's too hot today" Simpsons guy
Merlin bird app showing: Eurasian Wren Ring-necked Parakeet Eurasian blackbird Eurasian blue tit Cetti's Warbler Eurasian Blackcap House Sparrow Egyptian Goose
poster saying "need the toilet? not me. i never need the toilet"
Linkedin post from the MoD which has the text "we are searching for the UK's next defence unicorn"
Painted sign saying "no poo/pee zone"
Astronaut by Oana Aristide
Instagram ad for a sperm bank
Chicken run holding gun
Jenna from 30 rock saying "if it's a woman I will kill myself"
Disney Robin Hood in disguise as a beggar, captioned "may I please get a crumb of safe seat"
man, smiling
Punch the monkey dragging his teddy mum
Wes Streeting entering / leaving downing street
starmer looking absolutely fucked in his speech i hate him
Playlist where the album art is an orthodox priest near the turret of a tank and the playlist title is "Metal songs where the first line is just "ahhhhh""
Screencaps from Frasier 1: Frasier labelled as Scottish labour saying "niles all of my mps support you" 2: Niles saying "a gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year"
YouTube screenshot video title: navigating a pr nightmare - April 2026 in music" thumbnail: left hand side: creator in hat with head in hand - right hand side: pov of potatoes in the ground. Text in middle says "angry irish people"
Between two fires - Christopher Buehlman