Stephen Oakman

@stephenoakman.bsky.social

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Software developer. Board game addict. He/him. Black Lives Matter. ❤️🇺🇦. Atheist. Fuck the tories. 🏳️‍⚧️Trans rights are human rights. 🇵🇸Free Palestine.

Trump in Oval Office with arms crossed pouting like the petulant man-child he is.
Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie To You?
Pack of Dare Ultimate Maple crème cookies from Canada
A pot of Pymore tea in a floral tea pot at Peacocks in Ely as part of the full monty afternoon tea
Ben, a fluffy Burman cat with his adorable sock paws snuggled next to me on the sofa
Picture of Hubba Bubba bubble gum
Calvin and Hobbes panel. Calvin’s mum saying “life could be worse Calvin” and Calvin replying with “life could be a lot BETTER too!”
Man’s soul in a red shirt at the gates of hell with an angel saying “Says here you should be in hell but since you were forced to use Jira we’ll count it as time served”
The Expanse Blu-ray box set complete series 1-6
Father’s Day card with Trump on it saying “you’re a great dad. Great dad! The best. Really terrific. Very handsome. Very cool. Other dads? Total disasters! Losers! Everyone agrees believe me.”
Ben, a Birman cat looking quite regal
Close up of Liara getting to the final objective space with Sheppard, Garrus and Wrex surrounding an assassin elite for Liara’s loyalty mission
A comic of Tintin and Captain Haddock sitting at a bar. Captain Haddock is saying "What a hell of a 4 years", and Tintin is replying "Captain, it’s only been 40 days".
Calvin’s mum saying “life could be worse Calvin”, with Calvin screaming back “life could be a lot better too!”
Fox News “Goods affected by Trump tariffs” with a list of the goods, paused showing just Bananas and Nuts
Text that reads “an angry giant goat named Kevin follows you everywhere. He just stares at you unless you turn your back, at which point he charges”
A glass of Prosecco on a Humans & Offices placement
Roast gammon with a maple and cranberry glaze. Most of it now gone. Nom nom nom
Black PLA melted around the hot end covering it all and spiralling out the sides and top
The box lid of the new Mass Effect board game by Eric Lang and Calvin Wong Tze Loon
The sun rising above the olive tree planted by the goddess Athena
The Akropolis Parthenon
Box of frogs
Bluesky number 457593 joining bluesky
Giles helping with some work by sitting on the desk getting in the way of the monitor
Game of Daybreak showing the central board and the China player board with some local projects. About to do the Emissions stage after our first round.
Daybreak board game. View of open box showing rule book and paper card containers for playing pieces. No plastic or shrink wrap used
White tailed bumble bee on a purple ball type flower. Sorry, my flower identification skills are useless.
T shirt with the words Never Tory, a skeleton holding two swords, a red rose, and some occult glyphs
Box cover of Hegemony board game
Full large orange moon low in the sky
The stupid floof cat sitting with its feet straddled
Labour ad showing a drenched Rishi Sunak with the words “It’s time for change”
A soaking wet Rishi Sunak going back into 10 Downing Street
Black T shirt with “Never Tory” and grim reaper
The mayor from the Jaws film
Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Calvin’s mum saying “life could be worse Calvin” with Calvin responding with “life could be a lot BETTER too!”. I agree with Calvin on this one.
Twilight Imperium 4 organised into 3d printed compartments. Showing boxes to store fleets, and separate boxes for each alien race
3 tiers of afternoon tea. Finger sandwiches, scone with cream and jam, and carrot cake
Pizza in a Pac-Man shape eating some potato wedges with a chicken stripper power pellet
Screenshot of end game of Daybreak on BoardGameArena showing Drawdown reached in 4 turns, 1 emission token, -5 net carbon
AI generated text that failed, for a Natures Dicks calendar
Board game table with Kings Dilemma board game and some rather chuffed but awkward looking old blokes
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Black cat sleeping on a chair