Steven

@stereovenom.com

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🔴: I think I can learn almost anything. 🟡: Emphasis on "almost." 🟢: I really can. Just another gifted millennial trying to survive another once-in-a-lifetime world crisis.

My highest score so far on Smush, 766.
A credit card with "1337" as the last four digits.
A screen capture of Bluesky complying with Texas' bullshit laws that rip the responsibility of parenting away from parents and put it in the hands of government officials, elected by backwards-ass rednecks who think they should be the authority on what your children are allowed to do and see.
Steve-O has an ENTIRE back tattoo of his entire him.
A sign taped to a vending machine: "The light inside has broken but I still work"
Mae's same photograph, except I replaced the "1 Holy" with "666 Cursed." I thought it was funny, and tried pretty hard to match the font/color. It's probably just kind of goofy though.
Vienna Teng's digital autograph from January 2008, on an iPhone web app, with a sampling rate of probably like 10fps or something insane. It's jagged and sharp, but legible.
Brennan's bumper sticker from that Game Changer episode where they all tried to campaign for office. With Hank added.
My soldering station mid-project
Two masked people at a crowded K-pop concert (for the group Seventeen)
Me, as a teenager, in teal. My facial hair at the time is like puberty, present and very much incomplete.
My 30GB iPod Video from 20 years ago.
Graph of my weight over the past decade. There was a gradual incline from 2017 to autumn 2025, and a VERY STEEP decline thereafter.
Bluesky thinks that entire damn account is "Rude" and should be HIDDEN FROM SIGHT
Aerith, but the original low-poly version, because I'm trying to be funny
30 second video of clouds at sunset over the open ocean
A quartet of unbelievably tasteless and barely funny boxer-briefs are for sale. A moose's ass advising "Enjoy the View," a squirrel enthusing "Nice Cheeks," and a bear blithely opining "Honey Buns" are overshadowed by a conspicuously nonchalant Bigfoot, whistling a tune while his alternate sphincter trumpets "Gas Squatch."
My wedding band, first drawing from Inktober 2019. Prompt: "Ring." Shading and perspective and effort!
It's the same photo but I changed "game boy" to say "game girl"
Yet another graph showing how fucked we all are. The kind of graph that Al Gore very clearly warned us about 20 years ago. That society collectively ignored, and now is happening, and we're all just super, super fucked. Oh well.
Sebastian, a black short haired house cat, lounges in a weirdly non-cat-like way on an oversized recliner.
It's the Pope. Not the old Pope, the new one. He's still kind of old though.
The Duolingo app widget, showing the end of a 1000 day streak, begging me to keep using it.
A Venn diagram of Texas-shaped things. Using Texas shapes. It shows that Texans make everything Texas-shaped, including things that neither can nor should be.
Covid test, day 7: very faint positive
My little black kitten that fell asleep holding on to my hand/arm
Me, at a fancy afternoon tea. My hair is wild, eyes are wide, and a delicate cucumber sandwich is hanging halfway out of my mouth.
The same cat, about 8 and a half years ago, sitting on a wrecked cardboard box amidst the remains of a wrecked pillow. She does not show the slightest hint of remorse or shame.