Steve

@steve.scot

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Professional computer toucher by day, casual computer toucher in the evening. Escaped web developer. Strong opinions, loosely held.

Screenshot from an e-newsletter starting with "Hi [FNAME]".
Password entry field with "Must be at least 14 characters long" at the top, and a red error under it saying "Password must be at most 16 characters long"
Photo looking out over the water from Bergen. Waterside buldings/houses line the coast.
Password field for a registration form showing an error "Password must be 30 characters or less".
Screenshot of the Guardian website after following a news article link. Literally no sign of the article, no headline, no content, nothing. Just a massive ad, and a massive box asking for financial support.
The "c'mon, do something" MEME, poking the words "AI Bubble".
Image from The Matrix showing the "human batteries" pods.
Harry Potter scene "Why is it when something happens it's always you three...", with "AWS", "DNS" and "CLOUDFLARE" written across Hermione, Ron and Harry.
Photo of a small garage with open walls, stuffed with insulation. The itchy stuff.
Large box in the back of a small van, with literally no space left over once the door is shut.
Kryten from Red Dwarf with the subtitle "I'm fine, thank you Susan."
iPhone wallpaper showing José Bautista's famous bat flip from the 2015 ALDS game.
Transcripted phone call that reads "It's Daniel from Foreign Bridge, the delivery driver. I have your delivery. getting loaded up. Could you for? Like, get a cool place."
Screenshot of the iOS calculator app half rotated off the screen (captured by accident mid-orientation change).
Mr Bean's mini, with him sitting on top of it in an armchair whilst driving.
Top down view of the inside of Sky Dome showing the bright green pitch and blue seating with Blue Jays branding.
Cover poster for The Naked Gun (original with Leslie Neilson).
A pair of legs showing from under a load of cables hanging from a badly organised data cabinet.
Screenshot of a date picker which is a drop down select field containing every month/year combination.
Meme; Woman says "Have you seen my TikTok?", Man, sitting opposite says "It's called a watch. How old are you?".
Screenshot from Medium where almost nothing of the "article" is visible behind pop-ups.
Screenshot of a list of files dated around 2014.
Meme of John Coffey in The Green Mile saying "I'm tired, boss."
Screenshot taken from Batman on the Amstrad PCW. It's green on black and shows a Batman character in one of the puzzle rooms.
Screenshot of Firefox showing some open tabs down the left hand side.
Sultans of Swing; The very best of Dire Straits
Screenshot from a physics game showing a stack of junk up to 9.70m.
Meme: "Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams, is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality."
Screep capture of a scene from Dirty Harry
3.5" floppy drive with a label on it saying "Works, but makes sad noises."
Oliver Twist picture with "Please Sir, I want some less." overlayed.
Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels
Email reading: Hi Steve, I hope you're having a great day! Are you open to receiving an extensive list of "Adobe Fireworks users" around the globe?
Screenshot showing game over and new high score at the same time.
"Cooking Hack: If you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there."
An empty pamphlet holder with a sticker on it saying "This pamphlet could save your life.".
Pile of IKEA parts and fixings.
Mug with a picture of an otter, reading "Instead of giving presents this year, Steve has decided to give everyone his opinion."
Batman, on the Amstrad PCW8256
Snow in garden.
Online shop listing for a 25Kg bag of salt.
A white mug with the writing "You scumbag, you maggot, you've taped over Taggart."
CF2 “floppy” disk.
A photo of an Amstrad PCW8256.
Photo of a group of people on safari looking through binoculars. Speech bubbles read "Hey look! There's a flock of elephants!" "Herd!" "Herd of what?" "Herd of elephants!" "Yes of course I have! There's a flock of them over there!"