SteveP 🇨🇦

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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4

Lizzy’s post demanding others post boobs has reached 69 likes 👍🏻
a text chat of someone asking "what's LGBT" and the reply is an image of Luigi Mario (from super mario games, mustached dude with a green hat) but Luigi has large breasts and a bikini top. The message says "Luigi Got Big Titties" and the original questioner says "thanks"
Sterling Archer next to Bob Belcher
Painting of a man pointing at a skull he's holding. The text says "When you're socially awkward but you still give it a shot." "... do you like skulls?"
A Shapermint ad. Picture of two pink balloons that are vastly different sizes. The text says “if you have one boob bigger than the other”
Only Murders in the Building. Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez hiding (poorly) behind a bar counter.
Valentine with a plague doctor. Message says “if you had the plague I would save my finest leeches for you”
Screencap of My Ulysses skeet nd metrics. 1.2k likes? They don’t appreciate me on Facebook
ted lasso pointing at his believe sigh, but it says Be Steve
Smoke map of North America. At the to is a Bluesky popup from Brie saying “Don’t you know. Things can change”
A tomato slice that looks like a surprised face
Nobel Peace Prize Medal. Text says "Nobel Peace Price 'working from home in parents' living room (while mother recovers from surgery)"
Lowly Worm drinving his apple car. Text says “you got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here”
A valentine card with a plague doctor on the side. The message says “if you had the plague I would save my finest leeches for you” and blank spaces to write in To and From
Christopher Walken in McBain, a 1991 war movie with Maria Conchita Alonso and Michael Ironside
digital clock that says 3am
My iPhone notice 5 people have blocked me recently
Amicus the owl, a person in an owl suit. The owl has glasses and wearing the Canadian Suprene Court ceremonial red and white robe
support these data centers: schools libraries bookstores
A man and woman who posted a black flag on the Empire State Building. The flag text has been changed to say "Libraries are the best place in the world"
an underwater diving sign with a grim reaper saying "Stop. Prevent your death. Go no further"
Gimli valentine: certainty of death? Small chance of success? What are we waiting for?
Sauron from Lord of the rings. The background is multi-coloured like a rainbow and the text says "I put the bi in bitch"
Manga drawing of a man climbing into one of several man-shaped holes in the side of a cliff. He's manic and in his compulsion yelling "This is my hole! It was made for me!"
A photo of a kitten that looks like he's marching on his hind legs. The text says "It's Friday. Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out."
Puréed carrots and mashed potatoes in the same bowl. There are carrot smudges on the potatoes. 😬
two clean cut Mormon men in white shirts and black ties with big grins on their face. The text says “do you have a moment to talk about dungeon crawler Carl?”
A cartoon stegosaurus saying “you’re doing a good job and your hair looks nice”
Mashed potatoes in a pot.
plush kirby (cute pink smiling ball) holding a chefs knife, standing outside a door with the text "this is what girls under 5ft4 look lik when they're mad
Notification that Brendel liked my post. Or maybe it’s Brendel’s mom. (Beowulf pun)
Shapermint ad I get while playing color block jam. Cute woman showing her wireless bra. Text says “with a buy one get one deal”
white word fox in arial on a grey background. it looks like Charli XCX's brat album (the word brat on a green background), but less brat and more silver fox
Peanuts pillowcase. Charlie Brown at the bat saying “I’m steadfast, unalterable, unyielding”
I have stability. Ability to stab. And there’s a cute frog holding a sharp knife
DVD case for tv show called Holmes and Yo-yo. There’s a photo of a detective in a cheap suit who has a panel on his chest open and there are buttons and computer display. Because yo-yo is a goddamned robot!
Brown fox tabby with large green eyes stretched on a bed
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia title card saying “who pooped the bed?” Then below are three photos. An orange tabby. A grey fox tabby. And a bald man with glasses frowning like the cats
Mozart. Cinderella. Mozzarella
digital clock reading 3am
Windsor pizza. With shredded pepperoni canned mushrooms black olive hot pepper rings
A bottle of kraken spiced rum. The label has a giant octopus on it
Woodcut by Moritz von Schwind, "The Hunter's Funeral" Several woodland creatures doing a funeral procession with the hunsman on a tented litter. All animals walking upright. Rabbits, deer, boars carrying torches. Foxes and wolves crying into handkerchiefs. This woodcut was the inspiration for the 3rd movement in Mahler's 1st symphony. The klezmer "frere jacques in a minor key" movement.
When you're socially awkward but you still give it a shot. It's a portrait of man pointing at a skull in his lap "Do you like skulls?!"
American Chopper meme. Pops and song arguing over Roman Polanski Pops "He's a brilliant director who deserves more praise than he gets" Son "He raped a 13 year old girl, was found guilty then fled the country before sentencing" Pops "she faked her ID. Her parents were there. She doesn't even care anymore" Son, throwing chair "It was a photo shoot and he's a hack" Pops, yelling and pointing finger "He had a hard life. His earliest memory was looking out the fence of a concentration camp"
three frames of a superman comic. A sequence of Images of Superman where his right eye grows monstrously huge and bulges out of his eye socket.
An old comic book image with a woman in a dilapidated house with her arms tied back. The narrative in the corner says "As her eyes become accustomerd to the dimness, she sees--" and she's shouting out "Ham!"
Sixty nine likes. Nice
She has 4 reposts and 27 likes in 10 mins. I’m jealous of such viralality
Waffle House font saying “Mama Tried”
Tuba meme. A girl is against a wall and another girl is holding the horn of a tuba against her face. Text says "UCP caucus home" and "2am: 'where did you come from cotton eyed joe?'
Tegan and Sara (they so god-damn the same. They’re twins that’s why)
A red valentine with an image of a plague doctor. The greeting says “if you had the plague I would save my finest leeches for you”
The Richards sisters meme with the cat. But Kim has been replaced with Laverne Defazio and the cat is Shirley Feeny. Laverne is yelling fuggicle and Shirley is smugly saying “fudge-sick-cle”
cartoon depictions of the lapels of the first 6 doctors in Doctor Who. Doctor one is a black square with white lapel. Doctor 2 has a bowtie. Doctor 3 has white collar and white frills. Doctor 4 is his scarf. Doctor 5 is that cricket thing he wore. Doctor six has different coloured lapels.
A cake shaped like VIadimir I Lenin. It's life-sized as if it were his corpse in a brown suit. His head rests on a red pillow and he's surrounded my fondant roses. Waiters are cutting out pieces of the Lenin cake while photographers are trying to get pics.
The "distracted boyfriend meme". The pretty woman the man is leering at is Leon Trotsky. The leering man is Frieda Kahlo, and the shocked girlfriend is Diego Rivera
A telephone shaped like a crab. The text says "now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a crab" and someone is retweeting it saying "I JUST CAN LOOK ITS KILLING ME".
meme showing a frowning stick figure character with a toaster pasted in his upraised hands. The text above says "get in the bathtub"