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Charlie (Albo) Brown in his yellow black waved t-shirt and sneakers is seen standing before his buddy Peppermint Patty who has dressed as her Trumpet wearing like his blue suit and red tie who has kneeled before him clutching her white peanut AUKUS ball shaped as a little subby waiting for him to kick it into play. He thinks GOOD GRIEF
"I SPY WITH FOUR OF MY FIVE LITTLE EYES..." We see s vicious dog Netanyahu in his military jacket with the Israeli flag with a sharp pointed collar salivating over his protection of the only food in his bowl labelled GAZA AID protecting the tiny amount from the thousands of tiny crowds seeking to get some, the dog have shat his shit in the form of tiny WEST BANK SETTLE MEANTS shit houses et al, we see four weak frightened dog owners led by Penny Wong looking up his arse coming as they are with their dog licence to be attached which they might maybe attach to his collar, his tail with two heads labelled ULTRA NATIONALISTS, the dog: 'WHO DARES SANCTION THE TAIL THAT WAGS THE DOG??"
EN ROUTE TO THE PRODUCTIVITY SUMMIT Anthony Albanese and Penny Wong have reached the mountain top in their snow gear and we see a ski lift system from afar with hundreds of seats with two mad skiers with their skis coming at them on their ski lift seats, an empty red single lift seat having gone past them which has dropped a SCHWIING grenade about to hit the snow behind them and take them out and a crazy naked abominable snowman with the smallest dick in the world some way off still wearing his queen elizabeth the second crown is going bizzerk. Albo: "I'LL HANDLE THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN ON THE LEFT, YOU TAKE THE EXTREMISTS ON THE RIGHT..." Penny: "THANKS ALBO". Before them are the skis labelled [TAX] [REFORM] by a skier who has died and is upside down in the snow.
We see asn astounded feared old bloke watching his [NEWS FROM THE USA]. The red flames have emerged from his screen and his lounge room is filling with black smoke.
A single US army officer standing in full gear including face protecting helmet and a tank on his back in a huge downtown major double line street with the street light and green palm trees suggesting it's los angeles uses his portabe flame thrower giving us a huge flame with the suggestion of some massive machinery in the background suggesting he may have tank mounted flame throwers to back him up.
We see a crazy-eyed Netanyahu sitting on the house of a poor Palestinian family out in the desert as his seat, reading his paper [NZ, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, NORWAY PLACE TRAVEL BAN ON 2 EXTREMIST ISRAELI MINISTERS]. He comments: "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! MY MINISTERS HAVE ALWAYS ADVOCATED FOR A TWO-STATE SOLUTION..." "...THE STATE OF ISRAEL AND THE ANNEXED STATE OF ISRAEL..."
We see a member of the press engaged in reporting wearing a heavy vest for protection which now has a target the centre of which is the E of the words PR(E)SS horizontal and FR(E)E vertical. Her head shows the target as per the onlooker lens as does her microphone.
THE BREAK UP Donald Trump in his red cap MAGA with his red button in his right hand screams at Elon Musk in his black cap MAGA with his smart phone showing [TRUMP NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES] in his left hand: T: "I'M KEEPING THE NUCLEAR CODES AND CANCELLING YOUR CONTRACTS". M: "AND I'M KEEPING EVERYONE'S PERSONAL DATA, SHUTTING DOWN SPACE-X DRAGON AND... OH LOOK... EPSTEIN FILES" M: "STOCK UP ON POPCORN FOLKS..." T: "**X@*"
We see the front page of the comic [Filthy Rich -SUPERANNUATION RORTER] published [MAR 1] on which we see a masked Richie Rich wearing his red bow tie having his photo taken holding his name sign [RIVERDALE P.D. ...75309] standing before his wall of measurement on which he has reached higher than $3.5; his mouth suggesting that he has no teeth and might actually be born 1953 otherwise still looking like a kid. Includes a round label: ["THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW!"]
Volodymyr Zelenskyy sits on war bags in front of Ukraine flag alongside his sign [UKRAINE STRIKES RUSSIAN BOMBERS]. He tells an interviewer "WE WERE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO LEAK SECRETS TO PUTIN'S FRIENDS" "BELARUS? CHINA? KAZAKHSTAN? SYRIA?" "THE WHITE HOUSE"
Ozzie Aussie ors-he is shown as a pink distracted meaningless tea pot sitting on the top shelf of the china shop alongside its pink slightly cracked fellow tea cup, looking over everything (hundreds of mainly white broken pieces with a few blue leftovers) that has been completely smashed up in the china shop, including the cabinet and the glass door leading out onto the rest of the world which themselves have been smashed up beyond repair.
Musk is seen giving a Nazi salute as he gets ready to drive his Cybertruck into oblivion. He has the blue green statue of liberty bound tied at her wrists with a red Trump tie in the boot, Trump with his tiny hands helps him lock her up, allowing his rapid depart.
We see a bomb falling straight down with its US flag symbolic of responsibility and intent.
The Net an Yahoo stands at the pedestal surrounded by IDF-ers or CIA-ers, or both, before a congregation who are mainly in full consort, a few wailing, Israeli flags droop at the back of the crowd, a flag at the front suggests the star of david may or may not be central to the flag going forward, who knows?, but the bottle of water for his own personal requirements stored in the pedestal tells us everything. The Grim Reaper jumps up to deliver His association with death to the Net who looks away from Him in the direction of the news bites, His scythe going in an unplanned direction tells us everything about the ability of those in power to protect the lives of the innocent.
THE REUNION (a framed picture) The picture shows a suss red ley and her deputy cockatoo sitting up on the arsehole of the NA that has broken from the TS head don key. The arsehole is supplied by a little proud wearing a weapons conducive nuclear warning hat, who looks over at the dick in the undies of the donkey head TS and says "PFFFT" as a micro nuclear explosion blows out its turret "I KNOW IT'S YOU BARNABY" She takes up the reigns "GIDDYUP."
The MSM-ers are pointing their microphones towards a LNG-gas-cylinder-Albo-head. "I REJECT YOUR ASSERTIONS THAT WE HAVE CAVED-IN TO THE FOSSIL FUEL LOBBIES"
UNDER PRESSURE... A huge stinkpot mud turtle LABOR GAZA RESPONSE with his Albanese head, a screaming whistle on top, and his Wong hanging on for her life as he RUMBLE RUMBLE's along. The siren screams URGENCY, AID, CONVICTION, SANCTIONS ON ISRAEL, ..., ..., ..., ..., The turtle: "THAT'S JUST THE SAFETY VALVE LETTING OFF SOME SOUNDBITES, RIGHT?"
USA TODAY We find ourselves outside the supreme EQUAL<TACOS> UNDER LAW court where the female statue contemplates Justice and rather than a free face with a small body in her right hand and her certitude of justice she sits blindfolded with scales of gold SCHWIINGing and a golden sword in her other. MUSK throws his red MAGA cap into the air as he takes a walk towards his dark side. Attached by a rope to her sword is a mad dog in a king's crown with a TARIFFS tail coming out of his ass SLOBBERing wild spit as he pulls away from her and him and looks back at the musk on his way out. There are numerous dogshits <10> <50> <10...> in the forecourt. She "SIGH. TARIFFIC..."'s us.
The red-capped, red long-tied MAG-man is being interviewed by the MSM: I'M GOING TO CRUSH THAT ARROGANT DESPOTIC REGIME RUSSIA? HARVARD
We find ourselves watching an environment minister standing in the bright red desert stones rubble with the gas operations in the background standing on green pastures; he looks away at what we don't know: "I PAY MY RESPECTS TO THE TRADITIONAL OWNERS, WHOSE FACES ARE DEPICTED ON THE LAND ON WHICH WE STAND, PAST, PRESENT AND FADING"
Two panes: 1. We find ourselves on the road leading up to Parliament House in blue skies, a very blue day of an early sprinkling of snow; we see a garden organics red Joyce face emerging from the NATS green renewables rubbish bin looking on to McCormack crossing the road minding his own business. 2. We see Joyce walking away from a violent interlude as the snow drops intensify with his opponent's legs showing he has just dumped McCormack in the NATS renewables rubbish bin.
WARMING THE BACKBENCH we find two basic bombs, a grey McCormack and a bright purple Joyce, each with their crude fuze. Barnaby already has his huge match alight waiting to self-immolate
THE NORTH EST SHELF EMISSIONS BOMB It's like a nuclear explosion. The PM and the Premier of NSW stand up to their knees in their flood viewing through their absurd-black-sunglasses encased in the huge bright impact of an explosion that their flood-survival-workers find too bright to witness as another CLIMATE DISASTER RESPONSE worker carries off a huge bag of rubbish through the flood waters: "WE WERE READY TO DETONATE IT *BEFORE* THE ELECTION, BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THE OPTICS..."
A DEGRADING PETROGLYPH Four images, one pane. A ten thousand year old petroglyph of an Aboriginal ancient dotted image of a humanoid that looks remarkably like an Albo face wearing glasses is seen to fade before our very eyes.
Tony Abbott dressed in his red swimmers puts his notes into Ley's red TONY ABBOTT SUGGESTION BOX on the wall of her office, which, because her suggestion box is in the shape of his swimmers, it just drops down through the right leghole. Ley doesn't bother to look but says THANK YOU, TONY.
A deluded and depraved and unhappy -faced Albo crouches onto his floating life-raft (a role performed by his own oversized Woodside Energy gas bottle) through the raging flood up to the homes' roof-levels as the fires rage at the edge of the floods.
A suss anley stands before the microphone next to the LIBERAL PARTY ELECTION POST-MORTEM white board which has yet to receive a single point, yay or nay. "IT'S NOT AS IF US LIBERALS THINK WE'RE ENTITLED TO WIN ELECTIONS "THAT'S WHAT WE EXPECT AUSTRALIANS TO THINK"
Two birds, a maggie and a parrot, are sitting on the backfence, watching a chook go beserk in her own backyard. "THE SKY IS FALLING! (SQUARK!) THE SKY IS FALLING!" The magpie says "LOOKS LIKE *SOME*ONE'S GOT MORE THAN $3 MILLION IN SUPER..."
Albo is in his chauffeur-driven limo, his red tie, his black suit with us/israel flags on his lapel, driving through his demonstrators, showing their signs [DECLARE RECOGNITION OF THE STATE OF PALESTINE], [SANCTION ISRAEL], [CANCEL THE WEAPONS CONTRACTS], [EXPEL THE AMBASSADOR], [BACK THE ICJ CASE AGAINST ISRAEL]. He points his finger to them: "YEAH, OK, I GET IT... GENOCIDE, BUT PLEASE! WE HAVE SOME *SOCIAL COHESION* TO FOCUS ON HERE!"
A purple massive bomb labelled FAMINE falls in a red sky onto a destroyed urban environment.
We are witnessing the drone pictures that capture the last moments of the kid's life as he explodes in total fire and brimstone as if Netanyahu's actions are the will of a demon god: kid thinks "THIS IS FINE."
We are in the trumpet bedroom, a naked trump on his bed, wearing his king crown, his own portrait pictures on the wall and by his bed, a piss pot by his bed raises a urinal steam, his naked body with tattoos <heart> [Noi], [Me the People], [Me, Me, COIN], [MAP OF GREENLAND], [S.A. GENOCIDE], [PANAMA]. He hears his buddy putin raising his red bloodied hands at the door: "HMPPH I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU.!!" Putin: "DONALD! WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?"
BAD EDUCATION A naked trump dressed in his red MUGA mortarboard with his green GREENLAND map covering his genitalia stands beside a closed 1636 HARVARD gate, his tattoos including [IDIOTUS], [VLAD], [COVEFE], [Me, the People], [ME, ME, ME, ME, COIN], [MAP OF GREENLAND], [Panama Canal], [GULF OF AMERICA]. He holds up his firstfingers: "THEY'RE EATING THE CATS AND THE DOGS WHO ATE MY HOMEWORK!!"
Three albo ministers are building the sandbag wall that goes as far as the eye can see, a wall that at present holds back the huge flood from their favourite LNG storage gas devices, bags that are labelled by the vibrant street art players for the role they play in their policy advisement, including [SHORT TERM POLITICS], [CARBON OFFSETS], [POPULISM?], [INCREMENTALISM], [LOBBYING], [DELAY], [DENIAL], [IGNORING THE SCIENCE], [INDUSTRY PRESSURE], [LNP TERMS]. The PM carries in his big bag (helped by his Environment & water minister} labelled [ABUSE THE MANDATE] as he gives a positive to his risk management minister who holds her [NORTH WEST GAS SHELF PROPOSAL] in her hands. "ONE MORE OUGHTTA DO IT"
One pane showing two hills in the #2PP party routines: 1. LIGHT ON THE HILL <albo looks over at them as he walks towards a huge light on top of a solar energy factory linked to a huge solar capture device> 2. DIE ON THE HILL <a suss anley and a little proud look over at him as they walk towards a shiny factory on top of their hill marked with the age old nuclear danger warning sign
One pane showing six flashes across the Albo brain: 1. Shown <body walks serious-like says> "DON'T" <hidden image in rapture screams> "DUTTON'S GONE!" 2. Shown <body walks serious-like says> "GET" <hidden image in rapture screams> "AND BANDT!" 3. Shown <body walks serious-like says> "AHEAD" <hidden image in rapture screams> "OMG, AND THE COALITION!" 4. Shown <body walks serious-like says> "OF YOURSELF!" 5. Shown <body walks serious-like says> "...ACTUALLY" 6. Shown <body image erupts into rapture and screams> "DO!" hidden image erupts in rapture screams> "DO!"
We see Albo at the [Nats] (that is to say the [Natslotto] window) (Nats being a trader that has adopted a little proud face as its logo) in his favourite bar. It's all blue and white inhouse; ads for [HUGE POTENTIAL JACKPOT] [NUCLEAR JACK POT] on either side of the trader at the bar. He holds out his smartphone: "WITH THE WEEK I'M HAVING... ONE NATS TICKET, PLEASE"
They are drinking at the table of the cafe, he's wearing his metaquesty VR headset, she's watching TV [BREAKING! EVERYTHING! <gaza; flooding> COMING UP: MORE BAD NEWS]. MQ: "PRETENDING IT'S VIRTUAL *DOES* MAKE REALITY EASIER TO FACE..."
The LIBS police dinghy and the NATS police squad car have been left in a gum tree by a receding flood disaster, with Suss Anne hanging by ropes from hers and Little proud man hanging by ropes from his. Suss: "YOU'RE LUCKY I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!" Little man: WHAT?- I'M HERE TO RESCUE *YOU*!!" The rescuers in their dinghy taking in a guy in blanket decide "IT'S OK... IT'S ACTUALLY SAFEST FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE THEM THERE..."
Trump is seen wearing his mortar board and black gown, his open mouth and his fine tassel flying in the wind gives him a weird impression of a snake ready to bite to kill any and all he shouts out.
Four panes: 1. <hundreds of bodies in blue bags in a mass grave> "Is it genocide>" "Don't be ridiculous!" 2. <fifty ordinary people wandering through a complete urban destruction, not a building left standing> "Can we call it genocide now?" "That's offensive!" 3. <kids screaming for food in their buckets> "It looks a bit genocide-y..." "Outrageous" 4. <a major humungous urban cleanup machine in a pristine environment> "Where have they gone?" "I don't know who you are talking about."
Littleproud has turned up at the old COALITION meeting hall, stark naked in true trumpian tradition, with his nuclear risk hat covering his genitalia which has a little nuclear explosion PFFT out into the atmosphere, his goons like Barns et al in his ute. the Sussn is standing cross armed looking on with disdain. "HI SUSSAN *AHEM* THIS IS AWK WARD" Goon: "C'MON DAVE YOUR PRINCIPLES ARE SHOWING!!"
A fine portrait of Bill Gates takes three hundred thousand dollars in his hands as the rats trump and musk eat whatever dollars they can get into their mouth
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY WITHOUT FRESH UNDIES MAKES... We are in her house looking through the window at a little proud man David who stands outside in rain on the footpath in his singlet carrying his NATS dirty linen: "GOOD NEWS, HONEY. "I'M PREPARED TO TAKE YOU BACK, WHILE STILL INSISTING ON MY LAUNDRY LIST!" The light on the window pane impacts on his call for re-coalition.
Three panes: 1. THE TAIL WAGS THE DOG, <the dog goes berserk yelping and jumping its underscore suggesting the word FUNNY> 2. LEAVES THE DOG... <the two back legs are walking a metre behind the front legs standing looking back in despair> 3. ...AND RETURNS TO THE DOG <the two back legs half returns to use its arse to SNIFF SNIFF out the front half who waits with bated breath>
We are in the skeleton room of the dinosaur centre where the kids are looking into a black hole in the floor and their observer explains "AND THIS IS THE SMOKING HOLE WHERE THE COALITION USED TO BE."
We see [THE PHILOSOPHICAL DIVIDE] with the two leaders standing at the same level on opposite sides of a great divide. Her sign says [BROADer]; his says [CHURCH]
David Little Proud is shown addressing his audience made up of Suss An Ley and Ted Oh Brine pointing with his stick at a white board old cow showing us its COALITION PARTS with the front bit NATS a bit bigger than the back bit LIBS. "WE BELIEVE THE PARTS ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE WHOLE, ESPECIALLY NOW YOU ARE THE RUMP"
A fragile and scared Penny Wong holds their parcel as a relaxed unperturbed Anthony Albanese fills in the Australia Post declaration TO A DEAR FRIEND, WITH GRAVE CONCERN... Does this parcel contain (please circle) CONTINUED WEAPONS TRADE WITH ISRAEL? YES BACKING OF ICJ'S CASE AGAINST ISRAEL'S WAR CRIMES? NO SANCTIONS AGAINST ISRAEL? NO FIRING OF THE ISRAELI AMBASSADOR TO AUSTRALIA? NO THE PULLING OF UNWRA FUNDING? YES FINGER-WAGGING? YES SIGNED: <he signs> ALBO AND PENNY
THE HOMECOMING BRIEFING... Albo is given a briefing by Kate Gallagher walking across the airport runway dressed in his Morrison tropical shirt and wearing his memorabilia from the Vatican Pontiff LEOXIV including his Jewish-type Catholic zucchetto. "AN INTEREST RATE CUT - *AND* A COALITION IMPLOSION??? "I WAS ONLY JOKING WHEN I ASKED LEO TO PRAY FOR ME!"
Mummy Gina in her helmet and work clothes sitting on a chair next to her kid's bed is reading her BIG BUDGET BEDTIME BOOK to her frightened scared big kid Victoria, who we know that's her name because she shows cartographical familiarity to her state of affairs: "AS THEY LOOKED DEEP INTO THE BIG BUILD FORREST, THE CHILDREN COULD SEE THE BLINKING EYES OF THE DEBT REPAYMENTS AND HEAR THE HARROWING CRIES OF UNDERFUNDED ESSENTIAL SERVICES. "THE GOVERNMENT HAD TAKEN SHELTER IN THEIR UNDERGROUND TUNNELS, WHILE THE DYSFUNCTIONAL ALTERNATIVE GOVERNMENT SPLIT INTO TWO GROUPS AND ROAMED THE POTHOLED EARTH, SCAVENGING FOR VOTES WHILE THEY ATTACKED AND UNDERMINED EACH OTHER..."
Our millennial couple are watching their big screen, just red and white. "ANTONY GREEN'S JUST CALLED THE NEXT TWO ELECTIONS FOR LABOR"
COALITION NOW!!! The suss Ley is standing at the gate watching the nuclear hatted big fat [little proud bull] walk carefully across her cattle grid, being ridden by the matt can, and a white cockatoo tim will's son, with barnaby joys adopting his role as NAT NUTS between the bull's legs with his bull's arse shown as a red and white bullseye target called NAT ZERO NAT ZERO which is shitting PFFT PFFT a couple of bricks and a NUKES to fall upon a huge STEAM'ing pile of bull's shit. Tim Cocky: "MIND THE PRINCIPLES" Little proud the bull: "AND DON'T FORGET TO SHUT THE GATE..."
Foreign Affairs Minister PENNY WONG can be contacted on: #0882128272 (electorate office) #0262777500 (parliament office
We view an ad AUTHORISED BY D.ILIC. IT'S NOT A RACE, SURRY HILLS an ad into an upcoming music show, showing singer Sussan Ley and guitarist David Littleproud, ripped apart by the song "YOU CAN 'NO' YOUR OWN WAY"
We see the leader of the 1950s boat in his [THE NATIONALS for Regional Australia] T-shirt, giving his orders to his operatives above and below: "We're gunna need a smaller boat!"
A note on THE NATIONALS <letterhead> It's not me, it's you. (Sorry we had to take the nuclear option.) - The Nationals
We are in the arid hot sun region as the leaders of the liberals Sussan Ley, Ted O'Brien, walk away from the NATS' single tree region being waved goodbye by David Littleproud and Matt Canavan. He says "SECOND-TERM GOVERNMENTS DON'T GET A HONEYMOON PERIOD". She says "NO, BUT THEY DO GET TO ENJOY OUR DIVORCE"
Six panes: 1. <She looks at her watch thinking of her kids riding to school> HOW MUCH EASIER TO WORRY 2. <She looks into her binoculars to continue her worry> AND WATCH FOR 3. <She imagines herself kneeling to embrace them from their bicycle crash> HYPOTHETICAL TRAGEDIES 4. <A flash showing a soldier with a gun and a long line of trucks at a closed border> THAN TO STOP 5. <A flash of a million kids holding up their pots ready for...> AND PAY ATTENTION TO 6. <A flash of a single young man in nappies looking away as he dies> BRUTAL REALITIES
we see the sign [F<SOD>MINE] we know the <SOD> = star.of.david and we know what that mean.s