Stevie Go-Go

@steviegogo.bsky.social

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If I wasn't doing this I'd only be doing something else.

A picture of Mark Zuckerberg in a hospital bed looking so unwell as to resemble a medical dummy.
Google AI: "Google Search v No, this is not a real quote by Charles Darwin. It is an internet fabrication that circulates in viral social media memes. The text does not appear in any of Darwin's published works (such as On the Origin of Species or The Descent of Man), letters, or recorded papers. Fact-checkers have debunked this quote, noting that it contains modern phrasing and grammatical errors (such as "easily lead" instead of "easily led") that are completely inconsistent with 19th-century English or Darwin's style of writing."
Google AI discrediting an alleged Charles Darwin quote: "No, this is not a real quote by Charles Darwin. It is an internet fabrication that circulates in viral social media memes. The text does not appear in any of Darwin's published works (such as On the Origin of Species or The Descent of Man), letters, or recorded papers. Fact-checkers have debunked this quote, noting that it contains modern phrasing and grammatical errors (such as "easily lead" instead of "easily led") that are completely inconsistent with 19th-century English or Darwin’s style of writing."
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Photo of players take part in a local cricket match on a wicket-to-wicket pitch surrounded by parched grassland on Hackney Marshes
A man is stood trying to play a computer game whilst being embraced by a woman in a corset and stockings and suspenders.
Picture of Victor Munoz
YouTube comment: "1981's Clash of the Titans handled dialogue really well. It was easy to understand but never took you out of the film. Perfect balance. It can be done."
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Photos of guilty scum with the following text from the article: "Among 47,000 WhatsApp messages between Jogesh and Morris, Morris wrote: "All over the news is all about ppe shortage. Let's clean up!! Milk it... fill ya boots." The NCA said Jogesh replied: "(Thumbs up) it's about a good teamwork and EVERYONE making money." In another message, Jogesh sent an image of a Rolls-Royce to Morris and said: "But if I want one of these then we need to keep going." Morris, of Forest Drive in Lytham St Annes, Lancashire, had expected regular £5,000 payments from Jogesh before the two men fell out at the end of 2021."
Tom Cruise in 'Tropical Thunder'.
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ChatGPT query: Can you explain this joke please? "The joke is a pun that relies on the double meaning of the word "stunned." The original entertainment headline says: "The Odyssey women ... stun in Paris." In celebrity journalism, "stun" means they looked strikingly attractive or impressive. It's a very common headline cliché ("Actor X stuns at premiere", "Singer Y stuns in red dress", etc.). The reply twists that meaning: "Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with." Here, "stunned Paris" no longer means Paris (the city) was impressed. Instead it refers to Paris, the man from Greek mythology, being stunned (or overwhelmed) by the beauty of women. That's a reference to the Judgment of Paris, the myth that sets the events leading to the Trojan War in motion: Paris is asked to judge which goddess is the most beautiful. Paris chooses Aphrodite after she promises him the most beautiful woman in the world. That woman is Helen of Troy, whose abduction/elopement triggers the Trojan War. The Odyssey takes place in the aftermath of that war. So the joke is saying, in effect: "A man being dazzled by beautiful women is exactly how this whole Greek epic got started." It's a clever combination of: the modern tabloid phrase "stun in Paris", and the ancient myth in which Paris is 'stunned' by female beauty, leading to all the trouble that eventually results in the events of The Odyssey."
Basket for 4 items in the '4 for £8' offer: Order Summary Subtotal: £11.96 Discount: Hide -£2.97 -£2.97 4 for £8 Delivery: FREE Total: (4 Items) £8.99
ChatGPT answer to the question 'Who is Count Binface?': "Count Binface is a satirical political candidate in the UK, created and portrayed by comedian Jonathan Harvey. He first appeared in 2018 after Harvey stopped using the similar character "Lord Buckethead" because of a copyright dispute. The character is presented as: An "intergalactic space warrior" from the planet Sigma IX. Leader of the fictional "Recyclons". Recognisable by a silver costume and a dustbin-shaped helmet. Although Count Binface isn't a conventional politician, he genuinely stands in elections. His campaigns are a mixture of humour and social commentary, encouraging people to vote while poking fun at British politics. Some of his tongue-in-cheek manifesto pledges have included: Capping the price of croissants. Abolishing VAR in football. Making water company executives swim in polluted rivers. Returning the old Ceefax information service. National service—but only for former prime ministers. He has stood against several high-profile politicians, including: Theresa May (as Lord Buckethead in 2017), Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak, and has twice run in the London mayoral election. Although he receives only a small share of the vote, he has attracted tens of thousands of votes in the mayoral contests and has become a well-known feature of British election coverage. The character's slogan is "Make Your Vote Count", reflecting the idea that, despite the comedy, he encourages people to participate in democracy. If you've seen election results on TV where someone in a silver bin helmet is standing next to the winning candidate during the declaration, that's Count Binface. It's a peculiarly British election tradition that often sees novelty candidates sharing the stage with mainstream politicians."
A Labour Party spokesperson says: “Nigel Farage is engulfed in a sleaze scandal and he’s desperately trying to change the subject. "It’s pathetic, and the Labour Party is not going to indulge it. Labour's ruling body, the National Executive Committee, has decided not to stand a candidate in this circus. "Instead, Labour will remain focused on delivering for working people and holding Reform to account. "Farage should let the parliamentary investigation into his finances run its course and face the consequences."
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Pele held aloft after Brazil win the 1970 World Cup Final.
Picture of Erling Braut Haaland aka Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf.
Picture of Erling Haaland aka Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf.
Front cover of Peter York's 'Dictator Style: Lifestyles of the World's Most Colourful Despots'
Sam The Bald Eagle from The Muppets looking suitably unimpressed.
Map showing the tiny islands of Cabo Verde next to a MASSIVE Africa.
A sunny photo of Liverpool's newly installed Jota memorial. The memorial is an abstract sculpture on a plinth in a small paved square amidst grass, trees and flowers.
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Section of BBC News report: "Elsewhere in his interview, McSweeney said he found Donald Trump "much funnier than I expected him to be". He said that during his first phone call with Sir Keir, officials in the room had been "barely able to contain themselves" with a joke the US president made about foxes eating birds killed by "windmills" - his preferred term for wind turbines. "He went on to say that as the foxes ate so many birds and became lazy, they became fat, and as they became so fat people no longer knew what kind of a creature they were," he added. Asked whether Trump had been trying to be funny, he replied: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Definitely.""
At the 2024 annual meeting of Berkshire Hathaway, Warren Buffett said: "We sent in over $5 billion to the U.S. federal government last year. If 800 other companies had done the same thing, no other person in the United States would have had to pay a dime of federal taxes—no income taxes, no Social Security taxes, no estate taxes." He also added words to the effect that: "We don't mind paying taxes at Berkshire... The federal government owns a part of the earnings of the business we make."
AI answer: Here are the main reasons: They want you to browse every week Every time you build a basket, you're exposed to offers, new products, and seasonal items. You often end up adding extra things you hadn't planned to buy. If your order simply repeated automatically, many of those impulse purchases would disappear. Prices change constantly UK supermarkets change prices and promotions frequently. A recurring basket might suddenly cost £15 more than expected. Customers would complain if they weren't aware of the increase, or if a "2 for £5" offer had expired. Availability changes every day Grocery stock isn't like buying books or electronics. Fruit, vegetables, meat, bakery items, and even branded goods frequently go out of stock. An automated order could end up with lots of substitutions, leading to dissatisfied customers. People's shopping habits aren't actually very repetitive While staples (milk, bread, toilet paper) stay fairly consistent, dinners often change week to week. Weather, holidays, visitors, and changing tastes all affect what people buy. Delivery capacity is valuable Delivery slots are one of the supermarket's most limited resources. If customers permanently reserved a weekly Tuesday 7–8 pm slot, new customers would find it much harder to book. Supermarkets prefer to keep their delivery schedule flexible so they can maximise vehicle utilisation. Customer service complications Imagine someone forgets they have a recurring order while they're on holiday. Or they move house, change dietary needs, or no longer want certain items. The supermarket ends up dealing with refunds, missed deliveries and complaints.
Picture of David Beckham necking a goldfish bowl of wine at Scotland Vs Brazil
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Spain 2nd in FIFA World Rankings, Cabo Verde 67th. That was before this game though…
AI search showing the FIFA World Rankings of Spain (2nd) and Cape Verde (67th).