Phony Clifton

@stilldavis.bsky.social

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Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.

The late great Barry Norman. And why not?
Now template repurposed for an old Neil Hamburger joke: "How many Red Hot Chilli Peppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well it depends on how recently they've shot up"
Popbitch story from today: Big Question << Who’s asking what this week? He’s already known for being a bit of a tyrant to work for, but lately this Down Under comedian is becoming spoken about more frequently in the industry for his reputation as an increasingly shameless philanderer. His affairs are a not very well hidden secret in the comedy world, and his paramours come from all walks of life. There’s the athlete, the high profile lawyer, the ex-wife of another famous comic, the list goes on... When questioned about the affairs, he says he’s in an open marriage. Open to applications?
Bob Holness in front of the Blockbusters board there
Screenshot of TV guide. It shows TV channel u eden whatever the fuck that is, showing series 7 of Bread. An abysmal sitcom that should have died at birth in the mid 80s
Black cockapoo dog in a field he's got his front paw over his ball as if to say no we are not done playing yet!
Snickers logo generator again. This time it says "Snickers - sounds like knickers"
Snickers logo generator - it says Chariot - Sleeping in me jag
Cockapoo dog lying on the sofa resting his head on a cushion a r just falling asleep but making sure his ball is cradled in his front paws. Don't you dare try and take that ball!
Maradona in Napoli kit swigging from a frigging massive bottle of champagne
The office - Brent and Finchy on quiz night, saying That's the real quiz
Auf weidershen pet series 2 in the pub, Oz is in his vest and undies
Pic of horrible ultra right wing bastard Tucker Carlson shaking hands with former Pink Floyd bossman, turned crank, Roger Waters
Bruce Forsyth with a little bit of the bubbly
Terry and June with a fucking TON of wine bottles on the table
Ross kemp topless
Jimmy Nail as Spender. He's on a beach looking thoughtful. His little pal is just behind him.
Carry on Abroad still
Alan Partridge at the bar
Sid James, jack Douglas and Joan Sims at the bar
Basil and Manuel in Fawlty Towers with a tray of teas and coffees
The cast of Allo Allo all with a glass of red wine
The Diarrhoea man from the Pepto Bismol advert
Brookside legend Jimmy Corkhill saying to Lindsay Corkhill "good result that wasn't it"
Bobby Moore and the boys in the boozer
Airplane I have a drinking problem clip
Simon in the Inbetweeners saying "I dunno I think that's a bit dodgy mate"
Pack of Lays Spanish tomato tango flavour crisps. "Now more tomatoey" it says. This is not a good thing here.
Photo of the gang in Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Screenshot of Bluesky posts. Top reply says "What needs to be breaking news is they donated 26 million to charities which is a wonderful thing that political billionaires need to take note of." Reply underneath says "That's nothing this man raised £130 million for charity" and it's a picture of the dead mega paedo Jimmy Savile. The original person then replies to this saying "Hey the more the better"
VIP seats in the Argentina v Cape Verde match at the world cup. It's a bloke with a shaggy dog sat next to him. The dog is wearing ear muffs / headphones. There is a glass Infront of the dog, has it had a bevvy? Who knows
Matthew le tissier
Popbitch story. It reads: "Big Question << Who’s asking what this week? Which esoteric rock star used to have his dad read some salacious alternatives to fairy tales to him before bedtime? His favourite was Lolita."
Trossard
Gazza euro 96 dentist chair celebration
David Gillespie as DI Beach in Operation Good Guys. He's topless here with a bobby's helmet on his head
Tom Baker at the bar in a dingy old London ale house c1979.
Big Rom Atkinson with a massive bottle of Bells whisky on the pitch
Walter Matthau in the classic movie The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three
Painting of The Shambles in York. On the left there's a sign saying The Cat Gallery.
Results screenshot - My closest match is Zohran Mamdani
Matthew le tissier sat in front of the microphone and he's really having a good think
Statement from legendary singer Daryl Hall. It's under a large letterhead saying DARYL HALL and it reads: “Hi everybody! I thought you should know that I recently received a kidney transplant from a very kind and generous living donor,” the Rock & Roll Hall of Famer wrote. “It happened a couple of weeks ago, and I'm already starting to feel better. It was, according to my doctors, a complete success!” “I should be back to normal in a few months,” Hall continued, “so get ready for more music and lots of Daryl's House shows.”
Big Sam with the legendary pint of wine
Chris Morris on Brass Eye
Marco Pierre-White. He's older and he's pondering something. There we are
8 Ace from Viz. He's swigging a can of Ace
Michael Sheen as Brian Clough in The Damned United movie
Previously mentioned cockapoo dog now lying fast asleep on the couch happy as a dog, well you can finish that yourself
Black cockapoo dog sat on a rattan chair with a dog blanket around him but he's wearing it like a jedi cape
Brian Badonde
Bob Blackman the 70s entertainer who used to whack himself over the head with a tray to the song Mule Train. I don't know why but people liked it
The actor Robert Carlyle, from Trainspotting and Hamish Macbeth; not actually Luka Modric
Screenshot of ClearSky showing Lists I'm on. Some absolute weirdo fan of Crypto and Perv glasses has created TWO lists of people who apparently are "scared" of all this! One is called Luddite Left. Description "Scared of AI, Crypto, GLP1, smart glasses, data centers etc. Needs you to know. Probably wrong about other things too. Can't tell the difference between a technology and a corporation Created by a script, I never looked at your profile, please don't be sad." Other is called "Does not like AI/Crypto/Smart-glasses/NFTs/Bitcoin/VR". I'm not sad to be on your list you weird fucking tit.