The Ronettes Pickering

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I'M THE BISHOP OF SOUTHWARK. IT'S WHAT I DO. He/him

Copy of Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman on a pub table next to a nice pint.
Quote from Jack Osbourne talking about a digital recreation of Ozzy, saying "you could shoot a template for a commercial... literally prompt what you want digital Ozzy to do in that commercial and you just drop in it". Like a massive bellend.
Screenshot from Deadline reading "Michael Bay To Direct True Story On Largest Rescue Mission In American History To Save Two Downed Pilots In Iran".
Cartoon image of Charlie Brown winding up to kick a football being held by Lucy.
Image of two Helldivers from the game Helldivers II with a banner reading FOR DEMOCRACY.
A bottle of Pschitt! Orange. Looks like a litre, maybe two, nothing to scale it against, really.
Bot saying something very similar to last time round, and me telling it to fuck off.
A stormtrooper from Star Wars.
Picture of the Artemis splashdown, with wave patterns resembling a crude drawing of a penis.
Picture of a Happy Eater restaurant.
Mock Dune 3 poster with text reading “Alcatraz means pelicans”.
The first page of The Invisibles issue 11, entitled Royal Monsters. A misshapen beast emerges from a mirror.
A picture of Jason Voorhees, taken from Friday 13th Part VI.
Picture from Sky News captioned “Sir Keir Starmers director of communications, Tim Allan, has resigned”.
A headline from the 31st December edition of the Financial Times reading "Toys on move: Pop Mart plans dozens of global store launches amid concerns of 'peak Labubu'".
American news headline- "Lawsuit: Ambridge police unlawfully arrested protesters observing ICE-involved patrol".
Me wearing a Guitar Wolf t-shirt with the wires of a heart monitor sticking out of the bottom. (The bottom of the shirt, not my bottom. That would be a different procedure. I think. I dunno, I'm not a doctor).
Tweet from Zarah Sultana reading "Parliament and Hansard have removed “We are all Palestine Action” from my speech on Wednesday 2 July 2025 — despite me saying it. This is a blatant attempt to censor me and rewrite the record. This is not how a democracy behaves. We will not be silenced."
Pope Francis tweet from 2015 reading "the earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth".
A picture of a branch of now-defunct British roadside restaurant chain Happy Eater.
A Laurence Fox tweet reading "so many kids these days want to be famous. This is where fame leads for so many kids. So sad" and retweeting an Oli London tweet reading "Justin Bieber sparks fresh concern with fans amid his public breakdown as he appears bleary eyed during a livestream".
The edit log for Penelope Keith's Wikipedia page, which has been locked for persistent vandalism.
A can of Johnson's popular canine product "Bitch Spray".
Twitter trending topics for the UK- "Aliens", "#essex" and "RNLI".
An 8-bit sprite of Ms Pacman.
Tweet reading "the top photo is not a guy. What man holds his wrist in that subservient position before or after pew-pewing someone?"
Barbelith Christmas 2007 CD inlay.
Barbelith Xmas 2007
Spotify Wrapped- my top artists are Zeal & Ardor, Lana Del Rey, Wolves In The Throne Room, Darkthrone and Hans Zimmer.
If anybody reading this is part of the conspiracy to silence Russell Brand, Andrew Tate and Laurence Fox, could you put a bit of elbow grease in please? I can still hear the cunts.
Picture of an English/Staffy bull terrier cross looking very cute.