Goot Hibson

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Ernie Bushmiller’s “Nancy,” remixed so that she is hollering the song “Mexican Radio,” by Wall of Voodoo. Hey, you fucking asked
The flag of Osnabruck city in Germany. Argent, a wheel of six spokes Sable, three vertical stripes of black, white, and black in a 1:2:1 ratio. The black, six-spoked wheel is placed prominently in the upper half of the white (silver) stripe.
A French Bulldog doin a heckin half-sploot
A headline from the Independent saying, "Trump's nickname for his 20-year-old son revealed."
Gus the French Bulldog, doin a heckin sploot
The logo for a local pickleball club. It is painted on every panel of the club. “Pickleball” is misspelled as “pickeball.”
A purported image for the upcoming film, "Avengers: Doomsday," featuring stars Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr, Mark Ruffalo, and apparently Chadwick Boseman, who died some six years ago. Shenanigans are called.
"Headline: Vanilla Ice fans suffer latest tragedy as Trump pulls plug on Freedom 250 concert."
Some dingus with an idiot grin holding up a piece of paper with a design for a proposed $250 bill featuring President Dipshit on it, even though living people don't get featured on currency. Seriously, fuck this guy.
Freddy Krueger finna stab some poor girl in the head
A comic book illustration by the great Jack Kirby. A closeup of a finger pressing a large red button marked DESTROY. It is a good thing I don’t have a button like this.
The view from my chair at the little cafe. Surrounded by greenery and a lovely little place.
A row of inactive Spirit Airlines jets sitting on the tarmac, with the deathless CNN headline, "Why did Spirit fail? Too many passengers hated flying it."
An adorable photo of Gus the Frenchie in a cute little warmup jacket.
Gus the French Bulldog is at a park. He is attempting to down a small drone and is nearly successful. Fight the power, Gus-buddy.
DOGGO BUTT
A small French Bulldog, doin a heckin half-sploot on a hardwood floor. He is in Recharge Mode and will be back up to full spring-loaded power in about three minutes.
The back of some inconsiderate asshole’s head.
The DUNE logo and poster, except it says FART BARF because I'm still eight years old in my head
A can of Royalty brand ginger beer.
A gift box with a cake inside, decorated for Tet
Old messenger guy on a scooter delivering an orange tree that must weigh 300 pounds and stands ten feet tall
Some fucking awesome Tet decorations. Two fat babies holding signs that say, “Happy New Year,” and “Your Wishes Come True.”
A large building in downtown Saigon with a giant neon sign saying “PHUCKHANG” in red letters. Get it? Wink wink nudge nudge
A small dish of Laotian chili sauce, containing what I can only imagine are enough peppers to require a recalibration of the Scoville scale.
An Asian statue of a toad with a coin in its mouth, symbolizing good fortune
Vietnamese guy with traditional stringed instrument that doesn’t know what’s about to hit it.
The thatched roof of a Mexican restaurant in Thao Dien.
Downtown Ho Chi Minh City as seen from Saigon Riverfront Park. The skyline is lit up like Vegas.
Kawasaki PeePee 1000 motorcycle parked in the electric bike charging station at Vincom Thao Dien
This is a bowl of very tiny clams that are cooked with peanuts, garlic, and some of those little peppers that blow the top off the Scoville scale. A popular dish in Central Vietnam but damn good in HCMC too
Popsicle Pete, the deranged version written by Seanbaby, saying, “HAND ME THAT OBJECT.”
The botched Yankees logo on a pair of counterfeit Yankees merch bought in Saigon.
Saigon Cathedral at night lit up for Christmas
An antique typewriter with the keys jammed up
A lovely medal bearing the image of a badminton player and the word “BADMINTON” embossed there on
A sign done in the style of the "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY" bodega posters, saying "SHOES for INDUSTRY."
A sign, done in the style of the "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY" sign, saying "SHOES for INDUSTRY."
Vietnamese iced coffee, about 350 ml
A statue of a grumpy bunny with coffee cup and briefcase
The loud environment alert from my Apple Watch.
This is a VinFast Feliz Neo, which is my electric scooter that I use to commute to my job as a teacher. My entire family in Vietnam is freaking out about me driving this tiny thing which has a top speed of around 75 km/h, despite the fact that I have operated far larger and more dangerous vehicles in far worse traffic situations in my life. (Looking at you, Chicago.)
A winding path lined with palm trees, through a small park in downtown Saigon.
A cartoon of a terrified Tor Johnson, sweaty and awakened from a nightmare, calling Bela Lugosi on the phone and asking him, “BELA, HOW MANY TOR?"
A coffee with a smiley face drawn in Cocoa and a spoon jammed right into where the corpus colossum should be.
God’s own aneurismic clot of traffic in downtown Ha Noi on Wednesday night. Vietnamese traffic etiquette is improvisational in nature, by which I mean everything is made up and the rules don’t matter.
An Apple Watch face showing 9:22 PM and 86 stupid degrees Fahrenheit outside, which is too goddamn hot for a civilized planet
The entrance to a luxury resort room in Vietnam. The sign over the door reads MUGO PINE.
Old building in Ha Noi Vietnam
The three member of The Move and ELO. Clockwise from top left: Jeff Lynne; Roy Wood; Bev Bevan.