Alex Priest

@stopthatalex.bsky.social

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(he/him) Freelance illustrator/rock-cellist for hire. Perpetual procrastination machine.

A digital sketch of Yours Truly manning the customer service desk, surrounded by a considerable - but by no means comprehensive - amount of intrusive thoughts
Like the DUNE poster, but instead has the text "SAND - It’s coarse and rough irritating and it gets everywhere". You know, from that Star Wars prequel.
An armoured skellington wielding two swords shouting DEATH TO WIZARD KINGS. A l’il skull on the floor is agreeing with him. All of this is Marie Enger’s fault.
Panel of Judge Dredd explicitly being told "We're fascists" by another senior Judge. "The Small House" by Rob Williams (w) and Henry Flint (a)
The title page for ANIMAL CROSSING: EVENT HORIZON
4-panel strip illustrating the opening lyrics of COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything: So we built the mountain By digging an almighty hole And on our backs, we carried every rock and stone But now, the hole is deeper Than anybody ever planned And we're blocking out the sun
An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post: [To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
Julie Andrews serenading some children on a hillside with some classic folk songs by The Sex Pistols
A photo of the front window display for a rug shop, showing the signage that proudly displays its name: BAZAARG. Yes, with a "G" at the end. Like someone started saying the word "bazaar" but got stabbed halfway through.
Remember the BBC News Dad who was being interviewed on zoom when his tiny daughter wandered into the room? It's her at some kind of press conference, dressed like the world's coolest CEO and looking like she is thoroughly sick of everyone's shit.
An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post.
Alex Jones, folks. A picture I drew on procreate while listening to the Knowledge Fight podcast and hearing him being ripped to shreds during depositions.
A very colorful poster I made of the words FARTS ARE GHOSTS OF FOOD YOU’VE EATEN surrounded by little ghosts of a pizza slice, a chocolate bar, a hotdog and an ice-cream cone.
Samuel the Fireman
Sketch of a lady summoning a burning cake - a character from a DnD campaign I played. I managed to get procreate to animate the flames, but I'm buggered if I can figure out how to export it across to my phone in a format that bluesky likes.
Just the headshot of The Commander without their signature catchphrase - you can just thank god for them in your head instead.
A sketchy portrait of The Commander roaring victoriously with the immortal slogan THANK GOD FOR ME scrawled around it
An illustration of a sort of robot-faced person in a circular frame with a background of various tangled cables, all of it in various shades of red.
A sort of bust of a robot, with a couple of people observing a bank of computers in the background. All drawn in various shades of glorious orange.
A guy in some sort of lycra suit looking terrified. His hands are conveniently out of frame to save me from drawing a six-fi steering column. And also fingers.
Character sheet for SIR GILDAN OF THE LOOM, created for a colleague who owns a ludicrous amount of T-shirts
A wizard wearing a robe and hat made out of shredded bin-bags, hanging out by some bins. Like you do.
Four li'l gerblins with a very limited amount of brain cells between them going on an adventure
A giant neon samurai
James Patterson's signature smelly sock