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Celebrity priest; true crime influencer; Nugenix subscriber; the Ginni Thomas of the left

Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour at Barclays center on August 5, 2026 for a matchup between the New York Liberty and Seattle Storm
Chip Davis of Mannheim Steamroller
Picture off my tv of the Mannheim steamroller ad on the Omaha outfield wall
Netherlands Morocco on espn app shows odds for a draw at +210
No woke zone written on a sidewalk
Drudge Report banner that says “TRUMP HELL WEEK”
eBay listing of “2025 Topps Chrome Disney Donald Duck MLB Minnesota Twins Black /10” for $799 it shows Donald Duck in a twins road uniform
Picture of elderly woman drinking a bottle of something (olive oil?) with caption: Neurologists Call This Drink "Bottled Cognitive Decline" - Do You Drink It ?
Picture of a brownie (?) with caption “That Popular Boxed Cereal Is Basically Cognitive Decay In Every Spoonful”
Guy holding an “Ayn Rand Tour” sign on 42nd street in Manhattan
Ad with an elderly lady drinking olive oil straight out of the bottle with a guy in army fatigues kissing her forehead and it says “U.S.Neurologists Call This Drink "Bottled Alzheimer's" — Do You Drink It ?”
Chase Ant's 2023 Select Gold Wave Prizm
Pigeon eating Doritos
Lars ulrich’s dad saying “i would say, delete that”
Jared looking at trumps necrotic hand
Kalshi screenshot of trump not being prez in 2027 and not going up that much
The strokes “is this it”
Some newsmax bullshit in a taxi from the airport and I am not allowed to turn it off
Barron Trump whisper post “my dad has to choose between taking his dementia meds or collapsing his veins and getting strokes”
“Shared by Two Orcs” by Celeste King
Google search for “is Bud selig” and first result is “is Bud selig still alive”
21% chance Trump resigns on kalshi
Kenneth McMillan as Baron Harkonnen in DUNE (1984)
Trunk after the guy passed out
People playing a precursor of baseball hundreds of years ago
Ad with three guys holding ziploc bags of blue pills at a Home Depot and it says “Walgreens Hides This $1 Generic Viagra - Here's the Aisle It's Really In.”
A big wall at Dave and busters in downtown Brooklyn with the New York pro sports teams but not the Liberty
The lady who said Obama fans attacked her and wrote B on her face for Barack Obama but the B is backwards because she did it herself
Ad from the New York post that says “Blind husband regains his sight, but doesn't tell his wife and he realizes...” I think you’re supposed to click to see what he realizes
A dark brandon shirt I bought last year, maybe to be ironic
Trump with the droopy face
Trump and Melania looking at a 9/11 thing. Melania has big sunglasses and Trump is falling asleep
Google AI confirming that Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie are not friends in real life and they just appear in Nugenix commercials together
Polymarket at 6% Trump resigns this year
The cover the 108-chapter bill Clinton and James Patterson novel “the president is missing”
Internet ad that says “Dementia Has Been Linked To A Common Food - Do You Eat It? Dementia and memory loss are not because of aging” and it shows three peeled bananas in boiling water
Hall of fame centerfielder Ken Griffey jr taking pics at the masters with a big camera
Ad that says “The Shampoo That's Changing Men's Lives” with a mostly bald 60-ish guy and the top of his head is cropped in the pic
Smiling nice looking older bald man with well maintained white beard in ad that says, “Dementia Has Been Linked To a Common Habit. Do You Do It?” Sponsored by Memory Health
Paul Simon pic he is 5’3”
Fire Marshall bill from in living color
White Sox “southside” jersey
Google search results for “has mark wahlberg weighed in on who should be pope” No, there is no indication that Mark Wahlberg has publicly weighed in on who should be Pope. While he has expressed his strong Catholic faith and shared his faith with fans, he has not commented on specific papal candidates or the selection process.
Bag of ketchup flavored Cheetos from Canada
Truck that says “Generation X Transport Corp” in the nirvana font
BiC pens world headquarters in Paris, on the way to the airport
English I hope you guys like to smoke hash; I don't even have to go through security since l'm the pope Latin Spero vos guys sicut fumo Nullam; Nec mihi per securitatem ire cum Papa sum
The red woman from game of thrones
Ny post headline: what fee worry? With trump on golf cart
Daily News headline “NYPD chaplain ‘Father Mike’ busted for patronizing prostitution” with pic of Father Mike
Screenshot of a Canadian woman curling
Netflix title page for “Jared From Subway” about Jared fogle
Email response saying “Thank you very much for your email. As New York State's 57th Governor, I look forward to working together to rebuild our communities and continue to move our great state forward. Over the past seven years, I have traveled throughout the state and continue to be inspired by the strength, diversity, and perseverance of New Yorkers. I promise to do everything I can, every single day, to create a stronger, safer future for you, our families, and our communities and to make government a force for good once again. Thank you again for writing and for helping to make New York the beautiful and diverse state that it is. It's my great honor to serve you as we lead the way forward. Sincerely, GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL”
Picture of judge Coughenour with text saying “Yes, Donald. You just got Coughenoured.”
Pic of Ulysses S. Grant off of Wikipedia
Dennis hopper with an oxygen mask from Blue velvet
Cover of “The President is missing” a novel by Bill Clinton and James Patterson
A shot from the scene in Avatar 1 where three na’vi are hooping
Apple health stats showing 1.6 calories of active energy, 31.4 calories of resting energy, 71 steps, and 0.02 miles walked for the day
White Sox-branded Illinois vanity license plate spelling “AGONy”