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A scene from The Simpsons, Season 5 Episode 14, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy." Grandpa Simpson is working in a Krusty Burger alongside another younger, nonplussed worker who is wrapping burgers for the drive-thru. Grandpa Simpson is trying to lighten the mood by placing his dentures in a burger bun and chomping at the air near the other worker. The caption reads, "Ever see a sandwich that could take a bite outta you?"
A purple sweatshirt with the smiling head of Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus. In the background is yellow text that reads "YOU GO GIRL."
Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. He is looking at the village but the binoculars have been removed. Instead, his eyes bulge outwards like a looney tunes character.
A crudely drawn pixel art image of Homer Simpson slumped over on his couch. His eyes are closed and his head is hanging down limply. A large caption in the bottom right reads “HOMER IS DEAD” in a blocky red font.
A comic panel from Green Lantern depicting the Manhunters, red clad androids, capturing green lanterns. A large manhunter has captured Guy Gardner within its chest and it extending a yellow glowing hand towards another green lantern. Their catch phrase, "NO MAN ESCAPES THE MANHUNTERS" has been altered to "NO MUSK ESCAPES THE MUSKHUNTERS" in comic sans.
A mockup of the candy bar “SBLOUNSKCHED!” featured in Strong Bad Email #149 from the Homestar Runner franchise. The candy bar comes in a square brown wrapper despite the bar itself being shaped like Strong Bad’s pants. The front features the candy’s name, Strong Bad’s head, a silhouette of his pants, and the tagline “Those Famous Pants!” The reverse side features the candy’s “Nutritional Fax!” though much of it is covered by another Strong Bad head and the phrase “WHO CARES? JUST EAT IT!” The ingredients are visible however and include, “Enriched marshmallow vapor, semi-solid licorice colloid, liquid nougat, crispety cookety log, extra creamy pepperoni, crispy puffed rice, porcelain, spoons, boring brown chocolate.” The back also says “Dentist Acknowledged,” and “Enter now to win one free root canal or cavity search!”
The ad poster of the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Five people are standing in front of a giant crouching woman with her face obscured by her long white hair. Her back is to an equally giant tree, backlit by golden rays of sunlight.
Principal Cinnamon J. Scudworth of Clone High jabbing John Stamos in the face with a prom king crown, causing him to bleed profusely.
Meme image from the Simpsons movie of a pantless Bart feeling embarrassed in the top panel and being inadequately consoled by Homer in the bottom panel. The top panel has the caption, "From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable." The bottom panel has the caption, "The highest level of fuckup imaginable...so far."
Bart Simpson in green pajamas with a stunned look on his face. His back is turned to his telescope while he is holding the receiver to a purple telephone which is prominently displayed in the foreground. The caption reads "You have selected regicide."
Homer Simpson looking pensive at the dinner table with an angry Bart. The caption reads “your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”
Batman comforting a forlorn Ace on a swing set. It is unclear if either of them are Mets fans.
Manly Bands rings advertising rings made with dinosaur bone
(left) Intestines are sad and crinkly (right) smooth and streamlined ribcage, nasty organs out of sight