store brand guy

@storebrandguy.bsky.social

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someone taking a tweet seriously because the guy who tweeted it used a niche joke format without an actual joke
my 4/5 rating for oppenheimer on letterboxd
oppenheimer with a 95% RT score
dril tweets that he only started posting on bluesky 20 minutes ago and someone already skeets that ACAB includes dril. his tweet includes a screenshot of that guy's skeet
lindyman pfp
hour old growing_daniel skeet with one like (mine)
eigenrobot's twitter profile showing he has me blocked
aveta on my block list
UI showing I don't have anyone blocked
me engaging in col's replies except the root now says "blocked post"
warty_dog
the ice cream so good gang gang tiktok
bryan johnson, rich guy into longevity
tweet that says "feeling pretty lucky to have lived through the open internet golden age..see you later guys. it was fun"