André

@storiesofmist.com

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Don't take me seriously, I know I don't. medium.com/@storiesofmist

Picture of Leopold II of Belgium with a terribly edited speech buble.
header of a linkedin profile with the logo of the company over the colours of the ukranian flag. below is the description: "Games designed, and produced by a politically incorrect multicultural team without any faith and with satanic beliefs."
fat guy with chin resting on his thumb, hand covering is mouth, index finger pushing against his brow.
Painting named "An old man with beard" by Rembrandt van Rijn, of an old man with flimsy white hair and beard looking into the middle distance.
A street view from the DOS version of the game The Secret of Monkey Island, with 4 very colourful and pixelated characters chatting. One of the characters is saying "Leave the rat alone!!"
a health bar for a video game enemy creature with the name "Toxic Despair Demon"
An image of a man, with the word "poets" on his forehead, is standing in front of a flipped taxi in flames. The man is wearing a dishevel shirt, smoking a cigar, holding a cardboard sign saying "new poems". The upside down taxi in the background has the text "Poet's mental health" Above the whole chaotic ensemble, a text reads "Poets emerging from a long period of quiet"
Deeks the Reaper post: "Being an adult is basically just being exhausted until you die" Trish K post: "Adulthood is wild, because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life"
30 questions to get to know me Sfw edition: 1 like = 1 response Fav colour Fav food Fav book Fav TV series Fav movie Fav singer/ band Fav song Fav animal Fav meme/gif Fav random fact Fav season Fav way to unwind Go-to coffee order Hobbies Bucket list items Siblings Pets Early memory Phone lock screen Pet peeve Currently reading Currently watching First job Topic I love discussing Little known fact about me Hilariously bad at? Place I want to visit Skill I want to develop Goal I'm working on Media left a lasting impression
I’m starving. Not for food. Fuck food. I’m hungry but I rather be hungry, at least I feel like I’m accomplishing something. In control of something. No, I’m starving for the sweet nectar of peace. Not peace and quiet, a different peace. A solemn poem that vibrates within one self.
a 3 wheel bike badly masquerading as a cybertruck
A picture of a keyboard where the M key is a bit eroded with the quote: My work 'M' is vanishing. If I was the poetic type I would probably make some sort of metaphor with the erosion of the self ('am'), within the cogs of the capitalist machine. But it's only shitty plastic ware.
An image of actor James McAvoy alone, wearing a red shirt in a movie where he performs a character who suffers from multiple personality disorder.
tweet with the question: What do you bring to the relationship? My answer is a still frame from a satanic panic PSA video with a list of implied bad things in yellow letters. The list contains: Heavy Metal, Videos, Fantasy Role-Playing Games, Comics, Sex, Symbols/Power, Cartoons, Drugs
Mister, may I just die a little? Just for a year or two? I promise I'll come back Just want to do some reading And the downtime would do me good.
A printscreen of the like button in a post with over 2200 likes, presented as 2.2K likes
screenshot of the @thegrimreapernow.bsky.social profile with the label that says he follows me
Plain text image with the words: "When you are open about depression and anxiety people mark you down as a miserable person. I'm not a miserable person. I'm an intense person. When I feel happiness or love I feel those things intensely, and I feel pain intensely. It's the price of feeling."
A close up of the bridge of my nose
Man with curly hair looking on to nothing in particular, clearly bored and absorbed in thought
Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, the President of the Portuguese Republic, while doing a public stroll leaning over a table and taking some fries from a plate.
Choncky golden retriever
an emu looking at you disapprovingly.
Boiled egg. Just an open boiled egg.
Character in a space suit with back turned to camera looking at what looks like a hole in a ship's hull.
Two people looking out the window with their backs to the camera. This is the final scene from the movie fight clube.
Text at top of image: "When your phone buzzes and it's a text from that girl you like" two pictures below of a small Kermit the frog muppet reading a cellphone and then embracing it lovingly.
3 very detailed fractal mandalas in a line. Purple, green, and brown.
upset baby otter
Anime character in blue and purple hues with the text: "I'm built different (Incorrectly)"
A meme format; two men in an elevator share a moment. One, identified as "me" says "I try to get home as fast as I can to spend time with you online". The other man, identified as "my crush" says with a confused look "I don't think about you at all"
cat with its little tongue out in the shape of a small heart with the letter I and U on each side. Spelling I Heart You
Man going through the various stages of clown makeup
happy frog
Man looking into the distance with phrase over his head that reads: "I bring a sort of "This fucker is not funny, just depressed" Vibe to the timeline that chill people don't really like"
beautiful sea foam painting with tones of deep blue, cyan, and every other possible blue needed until you reach the white at the crest of the wave.
The actor Joachim Phoenix, sitting with crossed legs, looking out of frame, holding a cigar. He is dressed in a red, orange, and green suit and using clown makeup for his role as the Joker.
Song lyrics: "You crossed this line Do you find it hard to sit with me tonight?"
"discard draft" confirmation pop up for posts you were about to make but thought better of
Asian woman in a TV Show with the subtitles. "Please let it be me, God. Please let it be me, Yahweh. Please let it be me."
Augustus Gloop from Charlie's Chocolate Factory Binge Eating Chocolate with is face dirty
Driving through this town and I remember how it feels but do I ever cross your mind?
sober night/byron on my mind/tell me i'm not going home/and i'll stop waiting by the phone
a fence post in its natural habitat.
The dreaded engine light came on on the car board.
Illustration of a laid out skeleton over a purple background with a dialog bubble: "What a year this week has been"
Bruce, from matilda, after having just the right amount of chocolate.
Charlie, from the movie Whale
Portrait of D.Sebastião of Portugal
A person in a slightly disturbing white bunny suit with a crying baby on their lap.
"How dare you make demands of me, mortal? Do you know who I am? I alone support communication for corporations that hold in their pained grasp the whole of human society. My mere existence has occupied more men power than the full extent of human endeavors in the last one hundred years. I'm the default email reader, I AM OUTLOOK! THIS WILL BE READ WHEN I DAMN WELL DEEM IT SO OR ELSE YOU WILL MYSTERIOUSLY LOSE ACCESS TO ANYTHING AND ANYONE, do you understand!?"
A perfect little fungus with strands of white falling along his height, like a weeping willow of the dirt. A lionsmane.
cover of the Laterallus album by Tool. I.. can't really describe it any further. Its like an anatomic vie of a human on the muscle layer but the person is surrounded by floating eyes connected by lines of energy? I think it is suppose to be an acid trip representation or something? I don't know, I'm too vanilla to understand.
I don't know what it is like to not have deep emotions. Even when I feel nothing, I feel it completely. Sylvia Plath
very very gray sky, with some trees and pretty flowers below.
Drawing of someone sitting on the floor of their room looking at the ceiling with the words "wasting my life is taking forever"
Text on top: "My equally depressed friends and I checking on each other to make sure we're all "doing okay" " clockwise - image of a cut tucked in bed, kermit the frog puppet rolled up in a blanket, kermit the frog puppet on fire, overweight cat with tiny face almost crying.