Auren Stormriver 🦅

@stormriver.bsky.social

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🥉 30s, 🕴🏻 they/he, 🧠 AuDHD, 🌈 Queer AF, 🦅 Bird Monster Lover and supporter of arts, sciences, and Forbidden Knowledge in all its forms (including the horny ones) 🔗linktr.ee/stormriver

image is a screenshot of an exchange on tumblr. first poster (jame7t): I see you're trapped in my gay and stupid maze again 2nd poster has added a picture of Jareth the Goblin King from the movie "Labyrinth", with a speech bubble so it looks like he's the one saying this
"Ren's Gay & Stupid Maze" written in the Amazing Digital Circus font.
pink ball featuring a hastily-drawn brown feathered and/or furred creature resembling some kind of bird-cat-dragon thing. floating comic sans text says "StormRiver was here" with a little evil smiley emoticon.
the front cover of Daughter of the Lilies volume 1: A Girl With No Face. features lovely framed art of the main characters, with Thistle of course in the middle. the volume number has a toad. if you know, you know.
A silly mspaint doodle of Bubsy, the titular protagonist of the Bubsy games, staring at the viewer with large blank pupils over the badly-scrawled text reading "only the dead may know peace from this evil".
Large bold white letters declare 'META SUCKS', imposed on a stylized rainbow background because nobody hates Zuck more than us queers.
Three items - a t-shirt, a tank top, and a sticker sheet - are spread out on a bed to show off their differing sizes. Each features an ornately-designed rainbow-colored eastern dragon wound into an infinity symbol on a black background.
Photo of OP holding up a black shirt with a pink and white graphic design. A bee, a flower, and a clownfish are framed by honeycomb patterns and the words "Biology Is Bigger Than Binaries".
Top panel: (girl drinking) Me minding my own damn business. Bottom panel: (Harley Quinn's face enters stage right) This post.
The cover of Hunger's Bite by Taylor Robin, featuring several people dangling precariously off of a miniature cruise ship, which a horrible pointy man is attempting to eat with a fork.
A mint green striped kitten plushie with big sparkly eyes sporting an extra pair of bunny ears for Easter. Ty beanie boo named "gumdrop" according to the tag.
A bright but cloudy white sky sits above a group of winter trees sporting a healthy heaping of fresh snow on all of their branches.
A small brown tabby cat perched on someone's lap. He is getting his fur all over their black pants and feels no remorse for it.
That Simpsons meme that says, "How often have you drove past a fire and thought, "how can this benefit me?"
A frontal view of a sliced loaf of bread. The loaf is pinched in the middle from being sliced too soon after coming out of the oven, giving it a very strange shape.
Screenshot from the OP's dashboard, showing 30+ new notifications.
Celebrating 10 Million Users! Auren Stormriver, Number 2,311,263, joined December 2nd, 2023.
A pack of 20 cards with envelopes titled, "The Artful Wooden Spoon". The front is black and features a selection of wooden spoons in various shapes and sizes.