Patches

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am patches // am samoyed pls pat // any pronouns // ΘΔ the queen of hearts // meister-scheißeposter // 24-36 sanity damage cw: shitposting // +18 // pfp: @tpknnts.bsky.social

A page from the I Will Survive comic by Borba where frustrated Nick Wilde says to shocked Judy Hopps "Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even kill our baby for your career." A 3D model from hide & seek video game Meccha Chameleon is visible in the empty space between the characters, with crudely hand-drawn and pixelated camouflage on it to blend it into the background, just like one would do in the game to hide from seekers.
Godot Game Development stream at Thursday 19:00 CEST
The Factorio engineer has picked up a fish from the milk lake. A popup says there are 5 cows have been picked up for a total of 9, but the icon is a fish with cowprint instead of a cow.
rat holding onto many cubes of cheese. green caption over the rat's face says "cheese" misspelt like c-h-o-e-s-e
Factorio screenshot with an off-shore pump pumping milk into storage tanks via a series of pipes, underground pipes and pumps. The milk can be clearly seen through see-through sections of the pipe, inside the pumps and in the glass ports of the storage tanks.
Factorio screenshot where the starting water lake has been replaced with milk. The minimap in the corner also reflects it, displaying the lake in white.
Patches replying to his own Discord message. The replied to message says "I'm staying up and eating cheese." The reply simply says the word "Consequences" punctuated with a period.
A dog having their face squimshed by a pair of hands. Their fur folds in a funny way, obscuring its eyes. Their open maw, tongue out, makes them look happy.
The Blender 3D modelling software's workspace, with the recently announced Valve Steam Machine in place of the usual default cube that appears in every newly created project.
The codec screen from Metal Gear Solid 1. Solid Snake is calling Colonel Roy Campbell, saying "Colonel, thank you, I grew it myself."
Bluesky's new post window, filled in with four lines of equals sign characters. At the bottom, a prompt asks "are you writing in Korean?"
Megamind no bitches meme but with caption "no silksong?"
Two axis graph. Horizontal axis is going from "would protect with my life" to "would commit crimes with." Vertical axis is going from "would cuddle to sleep like a plushie" to "would haunt local forest with." The quadrants, starting top-right and going clockwise, are labelled: Cryptid, Caprice, Cosy and Creature.
Grayscale image of Robert Downey Jr. from popular meme format where he's dressed up in a suit, wears a surprised expression and points at himself with a hand. The caption, with inconsistently scaled fonts and clearly overwriting an another caption, says "there are homosexual thoughts inside my brain." This is a reference to an another instance of this meme in exactly the same format where the caption instead says "there are federal agents outside my house."
pic of thumb thumbs from spy kids. They're thumb-people
Picture of Dracula Flow. Man in a vampire costume, aviator sunglasses and painted-on receding hairline.
A cropped screenshot from video game Parcel Simulator, it shows a delivery sticker addressed to a country called "Shmelmabals" (a joke on "smell my balls")
Image of Caves of Qud item description. Name: "homoelectric wrist warmer." Zero armor value, zero dodge value.
A Caves of Qud message box, saying "Your reputation with the Seekers of the Sightless Way decreased by 215 to -505."
It is the Blender default cube in the middle (which is a featureless gray cube), surrounded by text and arrows forming a clockwise cycle around it. The steps of the cycle are: 1. I am at peace; 2. I post something cool or funny I've made in Blender; 3. A bunch of people follow me; 4. I start posting about cock and balls again; 5. They all leave; Back to 1. I am at peace.
It's a gif of Blender's default cube (which is an empty 3D workspace with a gray featureless cube in the middle) having it's faces turned like a standard rubik's cube
A soldier carrying so many rocket launchers, they cannot be seen underneath the pile. Caption says *muffled giggles*
Screenshot of Windows Settings open to Windows Update. The window is empty, at the top you can see throbbers indicating that it's still loading.