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They/them I make art sometimes. In so-called "Vancouver", BC

An scanned image of 7 square "canvases" depicting hands in different positions (some holding playing cards, or conjuring fire). They're painted in very vivid colours, mostly neon green, purple and oranges.
a closeup of a guy's face after being jumpscared. This is from a 2011 photo from the Nightmares Fear Factory haunted house in Niagara Falls, Canada.
photo of Brian May, member of the band Queen and epic guitar player. He's dressed in a black suit, long curly hair blowing int he wind. He's playing his famous Red Special guitar while posing on top of a bright teal skateboard. The awesome vibes emanating from the photo are off the charts.
A photo of a bookmark next to my left forearm. The bookmark is illustrated by Basil (aka Ghostpansy), the same artist who designed the tattoo on my arm. Both designs depict Holmes and Watson holding arms while looking at each other.
A photo of my hand holding a wooden keychain made to look like an opening door. The screen-left side depicts Mrs. Hudson opening the door of 221B Baker Street. The screen-left side depicts Holmes and Watson walking arm in arm through the open door.
A photo of a book titled "Very sincerely yours" (a Sherlock Holmes/Dr Watson fan anthology) and a bundle of goodies (a bookmark, a keychain, an envelope containing postcards, a book plate, etc) over a white sheet.
A photo of actor David Burke in his portrayal of Doctor Watson in the series "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes". He's a handsome, white man with a dark blonde moustache dressed in a brown Edwardian suit, smiling at the camera and holding a bowler hat over his head as if he were saying 'hi' to the viewer.
Photo of me in drag, dressed as Mr Mistoffelees from the CATS musical. I'm smiling and holding a top hat with a bunch of colorful confetti and ribbons hanging from my arms.
digital sketch of Heavy from the game TF2. A huge bald, Russian guy in a bulletproof vest, ammunition belt and red t-shirt strikes a power pose while holding a sandwich in one hand while yelling "CRY SUM MOAR!"
A photo of a wooden surface with a bunch of small pieces of white eva foam spread on in.
a digital drawing of the main character from Cybersix, a slim woman wearing a tight black catsuit, wide brimmed hat and a big red cape. She's holding a dynamic pose in mid air.
A photo of my leg; covered in painter's tape and craft paper and outstretched over my desk. There's an eva foam helmet next to me and in the background my computer screen is playing an episode of D20
screencap of the movie Army of Darkness, with Bruce Campbell holding up a shotgun.
Pen doodle on a piece of paper of three people. Screen left to screen right: Sean Covernton raising his arms and yelling "let's turn these broomstick into boomsticks!", then me pumping my fists screaming "fuck yeah, dude!" and on the side my partner Ran quietly saying "please behave, children".
Photo of a marker drawing on a white wall. It depicts a Medieval-inspired botanical illustration of a blue raddish/turnip/mandrake with a sad human face. The drawing is signed TBM '26.
A digital sketch of Phineas, a small boy with a triangle-shapped head (literally) holding a remote with a big button that he's about to press. His speech bubble reads "let's blow some shit up!", implying that this child has a violent and chaotic personality.
Digital sketch of Sonic the Hedgehog. He's doing his iconic mid-jump pose.
Digital sketch of Parappa the Rapper, a cartoony-looking dog wearing baggy pants, long-sleeved shirt and a big beanie over his head.
Digital sketch of Globi, an anthropomorphic blue bird wearing checkered pants and carrying a wedge of cheese on his left hand. The Swiss Alps are roughly scribbled in the back, with the text "the Alps or sumth'n" hovering over them.
A black pen sketch of three muscular ladies in either linen tops or a metal scale bikini.
A digital sketch of the Tick (a muscular man in a tight spandex bodysuit and mask with segmented bug antennae) and Arthur the Moth (a pot-bellied man in a tight spandex suit and mask with moth-like antennae and large wings). The Tick is flexing and yelling "¡cuchara!" ("spoon" in Spanish) while Arthur flies behind him while looking anxious.
Digital sketch of Ursula from the animated movie The Little Mermaid. She is a fat woman with angular eyebrows and dramatic makeup and the lower half of her body is a bu ch of squid tentacles. She's posing seductively and smiling broadly.
A digital sketch of Yubaba from the movie Spirited Away, an old woman with a huge head wearing a vaguely Victorian-looking dress.
Photo of a clock in the shape of a tuxedo cat, the kind where the tail is the pendulum and the eyes move side to side with it.
rough digital sketches of Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One image shows him holding a slice of pizza in his mouth as he's poses like a cool guy. The other image shows him just looking somewhere off-screen and with an excited smile.
digital drawing of Mabel from Gravity Falls: a 12 year old girl with long brown hair wearing an outrageously pink sweater with a shooting star knitted on it.
A messy digital sketch in black ink of a young girl reclined and strapped to a pilot seat. She's wearing a skin-tight bodysuit and is covering her right eye while grimacing with anger.
(Digital drawing) Description by the requester: a little blue baby with a teardrop shaped head and a little dot that floats above its head! It has little baby wings and is super dumb looking and cute
A digital sketch of the character 2D, from the fictional music band Gorillaz. 2D is a stylised lanky white man wearing tight jeans and a graphic tee. He has spiky hair brushed downwards, solid black eyes and jagged teeth. He's holding a microphone on a stand.
A photo of my computer screen showing the 1981 movie Excalibur.
A photo of my computer screen showing the 1981 movie Excalibur.
A digital, black and white sketch of Jason from the Friday the 13th movie franchise. It's a low angle looking up a large, muscular man in jeans, tshirt and leather jacket wielding a machete, who is stepping out of a bunch of dark bushes threateninly. His face is covered by a hockey mask. Scary.
A digital sketch of a "VERY LARGE, VERY KING" man. "Beautifully sculpted face and body, think kaleidoscope meets circus and ballet? Also his head is a tube." His royal cape is blowing in the wind as he poses mightily next to a baseball-sized version of Planet Earth.
A pen sketch on paper of character Usagi Yojimbo, an anthropomorphic rabbit dressed like a samurai carrying a katana.
digital drawing of magician Aleister Crane and drag king Conrad de Goya recreating the infamous shot of the Looney Tunes character Marc Anthony squishing Pussyfoot in his hand while frowning and looking pensive. Aleister is the one holding a tiny, gremlin-like Conrad.
digital illustration of Sean Covernton, a man dressed like a wizard dressed in black and wearing a blue cape and a blue tabard. His right eye is glowing with bright blue arcane light. He's casting "fire ball" a spell towards the audience, but amongst the flames there's a cutout image of a Fireball whisky bottle. At the bottom the text reads "Happy Birthday, Sean!" with my signature next to it.
Pen sketch on a notebook page of a withered person in a spiky crown and rusted armour.
a digital sketch of a hand with extended fingers. it's the worst drawing of a hand you could ever imagine.
Selfie while wearing Cardinal Copia inspired makeup and a leather jacket with enamel pins on the lapels.
Digital drawing of dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes. They're looking at each other and Holmes has a big scarf covering the lower half of his face. Watson is reaching up to pull the scarf down.
a sketch of the character Maxwell from the videogame Don't Starve. It's drawn with ink and markers. Maxwell is facing towards the viewer but his eyes are looking to one side. He looks mildly annoyed.
a sketch of Maxwell and Wilson (from the game Don't Starve Together) having a conversation. The speech bubbles are blanked out.
A photo of the inside lining of a big black coat. There's a small printed patch embroidered with red floss to the left with the word "abracadabra" written on it multiple times. There's a much bigger patch to the right side depicting the Magician tarot card, still held in place with sewing pins.
Photo of my work desk. There's an open watercolour pan with several paints mixed on the inside if the metal lid. There's a small watercolour sketchbook on the right with a painting mostly in red tones of Markiplier as the character from the movie Iron Lung. The painting is unfinished.
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Pen sketches on a dotted paper. The drawings are of magician Aleister Crane, a tall man with short, slick back hair dressed in typical Victorian clothes. There are several unfinished portraits around the page but the central one shows Aleister clasping his hands, with text that reads "I'm the other kind of magician~".
Pen sketch on a dotted paper. The drawing is of magician Rob Teszka, a man win a three piece tweed suit and a bowtie, short hair swept back and a short beard. There's two bust portraits and a closeup of his hands tearing a small piece of paper.
Pen sketch on a dotted paper. The drawing is of magician Travis Bernhardt, a man in a knitted sweater wearing glasses and a n95 facemask.
Pen sketch on a dotted paper. The drawing is of the back of the head of a man with short hair taking pictures with a camera.
An orange cat lying down with its belly up, on top of a platform where a series of life drawings are displayed. The photo is taken at an art gallery.
A group of people inside a theatre room lining up in front of a flag with a picture of youtuber Markiplier as the Virgin Mary. The people are signing the flag and are illuminated by a dramatic spotlight above them.
Close up of the digital illustration referenced in the previous post. The Creature is wearing a large, red shawl over its shoulders adorned with golden stars, dry orange slices, ivy and mistletoe leaves and more small bells.
A digital illustration of a Christmas Card, depicting a snowy forest at night. A tall creature stands in the middle of the image. Its head is the skull of a stag, its antlers are covered in lit candles, holy branches and ribbons with small bells. The Creature is wearing a large, red shawl over its shoulders adorned with golden stars, dry orange slices, ivy and mistletoe leaves and more small bells. On the opposite side of the Creature a human figure in a black coat and a cap stands with their back to the viewer, holding a shinning lantern up and illuminating the snow at their feet. At the bottom of the image it says in a Gothic font "Compliments of the Season".
Photo of me lying of the couch, bundled in blankets with a very long dog (Spanish warren hound, or podenco) stretched over me. My grimace shows how enthused I am about the situation.
Cover of an old copy of Dicken's "A Christmas Carol", illustrated by Ronald Searle.
An image of actor Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf during the filming of The Hobbit (2012). Gandalf is hunched over, his face in his hands, crying in an empty green chroma room surrounded by devices holding photos of his castmates in lieu of real people. This is a screencap from an infamous video where Sir Ian broken down crying while filming and said "This is not why I became an actor".
photo of a hand holding a miniature handpainted portrait of a mysterious man in Victorian clothes. The main is in cold blue tones and the background is a light, vibrant green. It's framed by a ornate cardboard frame. There's a small red ribbon with a miniature, red vintage key hanging from it tied to the top of the ornament.