Oleander

@straynerdboy.bsky.social

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they/them. 27. some nerd you found drifting through cyber-space. AP Performer, GM, Sound Mixer, Photographer

Beautiful 70s scifi art by the artist Moebius of an astronaut wandering through a desert and seeing a pale, angel-like, naked alien with a VERY plump ass. Placed over the astronaut is the caption "Me" and over the alien angel is "A crisp Baja blast"
Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man at the end of his battle with the Green Goblin in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man (2002). His clothes are battle damaged, showcasing the wounded skin underneath. His mask is torn in half, his skin is covered in dirt, blood, sweat and tears. His hair is SOAKED in sweat and the hard lighting draws attention to all of these different textures sitting atop his skin.
screenshot if a weather app. It's 102 degrees Fahrenheit, but with the humidity it feels like 118
konosuke takeshita standing in front of a big projector screen with a mock up of his 365 day tournament plan
Selfie of me in a Gengar beanie and MechaGodzilla shirt
A screenshot of pro wrestler Kyle Fletcher's youtube channel. He's sitting on a couch, sleeving his pokemon cards, but the comment section is full of people upset about the drama from his most recent appearance on AEW, where he betrayed Konosuke Takeshita.
Pro wrestler Athena, The Fallen Goddess, looks back at the camera, but her arm covers half of her face which makes the image look like the famous Fallen Angel painting by Alexandre Cabanel
selfie of me with my hair in two strand twists so I can use them to start a new set of locs
professional wrestler Kenta kobashi in glasses decades ago. His hair has a little swirl that comes down to his forehead like superman
a picture of a Chao from sonic with the caption "in my hehe era"
Mizuki seconds before stomping the fuck out of Maki Itoh. She is at least 4 feet in the air above Maki, who is trapped between the ropes and cannot escape.
A bar with a stage with bioluminescent mushroom chairs and tabletoppers
Portrait with very vivid blues, purples and oranges and deep shadows
Portrait with very vivid blues, purples and oranges and deep shadows
a yautja from the Predator franchise, sitting on a log during a set photo, looking tired
Screenshot of a viral Tumblr post that simply reads: "People be saying things so definitively. Like man I think it depends"
A long empty, Liminal space between trees where a single man-made object: an orange sign, stands directly in the center.
Panel from the graphic novel "Watchmen." The character Ozymandias has finished explaining his grand plan and as the heroes respond with their statements on how they'll stop them, he breaks their hearts by saying "I did it 35 minutes ago."
side profile of me in a black and white photo, wearing a shirt and vest
Selfie of me looking down at my phone, wearing my mask, inside of a movie theater before the trailers start
An abandoned white house, all windows boarded up. The doorway is shaded by an overhang held up by thin columns
A red barn-like stable sits out front of a paddock for horses to run around. The edges of the frame are distorted by the lens' natural chromatic aberration
Me cosplaying Raven from DC Comics
Me with shoulder length locs, smiling wide with blood dripping down my face, piercing white fangs visible. This version is a collage of four different shots from the shoot.
Olympia, a bodybuilder and luchador from Mexican wrestling company CMLL, making her debut on AEW Collison, flexing her muscles as she walks down the entrance ramp.
The character portraits from the promotional materials for the Power Rangers movie released in 2017. Each poster is a close up of one of the actors, each one lit with the corresponding color to the ranger they are portraying, each with a lightning bolt (from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers logo) over their face serving as the only place where they are lit with naturally colored lighting. Off to the side of all of their faces is the name of the character they are portraying.
photo of my silhouette projected onto a wall by a light. The cat ears on my headphones make my silhouette look like i naturally have cat ears poking out of my afro. Also, you can see my anime figurines of Lio from Promare and Exodia the Forbidden One from Yugioh in the bottom corner!
Poster for the 1980s anime OVA "Dallos"
AEW wrestler Willow Nightingale sits on the back of Skye Blue whilst pulling her chin in what is known as a Camel Clutch. Adding insult to injury, her tag partners Aminata and Tay Melo yoink Skye's arms upward while posing for the camera. Skye's partners are nowhere to be found
Me in a tales yet told hoodie throwing up a peace sign
a photo of my bank account balance, reading "$1.54"
Meme of a hand slapping a button that just says "JOE" referring to Samoa Joe
Selfie of me in a durag and cat ears in blue and pink lighting
Selfie of me in blue and pink lighting
selfie of me in an arena
an LED panel that's very thin, not very wide, but about 2 and a half feet tall is pointed inside of a reflective food delivery bag, meant for maintaining the temperature of meals, but here it's being used to spread the light out over a larger area.
Gif from Golden Boy anime where the main character is struggling to swim across a swimming pool, nearly drowning with tears in his eyes the few times he gets his head out of the water. He finally makes it to the end and then is suddenly rendered in full detail as he switches back to trying to impress a woman and asks, as if he nailed the lap, "So? How's my swimming?"
A selfie of myself
A group of 6 science fantasy mercenary/assassin characters including: A big ass alligator man in a Cowboy hat with a sawed off shotgun, a big woman with a big sword and tattoos, an androgynous long-coat wearing person with a drawn pistol, a Humanoid frog man holding a flag with some strange symbols on it, a short bearded individual with a cybernetic arm operating tech with a cocky demeanor, and an older man with weathered and worn armor with pieces that glow green and a laser sword in hand.
A large, kind Orcish gentleman with a scar along his face smiles as he shows off some of his wares: a potion and a gemstone in this particular case
2 years of hair growth - this is a picture of me smiling with my afro picked almost all the way out
A poster depicting a grainy, foggy image of a city street. The traffic lights bloom in the mist and you can't see beyond the opposite end of the intersection. Below is the title - "Slumber" and the quote "Nightmares Roam the Streets... But you are not asleep."
Selfie of me holding up a peace sign, wearing cat ears, in my stream lighting
Portrait of me standing in front of a window in a red-lit room, blood dripping from my mouth as I smile into the camera revealing vampire fangs.
2nd floor of a warehouse. there's an office and you can look over the railings and see the ground floor
The Mastodon, Big Van Vader
selfie of me in a discord call
a selfie of me holding up a peace sign
A selfie of me holding up a piece sign, in my stream set up
A Black hand grips a rock wearing a kente cloth kufi. The rock whispers "yoooo, come here real quick" implying that its wielder plans on committing an act of violence with this pro-Black rock.
Denzel in a kente cloth kufi, pointing to his head as if telling you to think
Joshua from Blues Clues writing the word "help" into the Handy Dandy Notebook
Me in my car wearing a gengar hat
A mustard yellow park building sits in front of a field of snow and under the orange glow of the sunset above it. Its lighting fixtures, attached to the walls of its exterior, have illuminated themselves.
selfie