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Meme painting of two hyper muscular arms and hands, one dark skinned one light skinned, hands clasped in unity. One arm is labeled “PWHL Seattle”, the other “Seattle Reign”. The clasped hands are labeled “Barnes Rocking the D Line”
Standing on a ledge in front of the press conference stage by the living wall and Climate Pledge Arena, Biscuit the puck figurine, the mascot of women’s pro hockey seattle, holds up a small sign reading “we are ready”. Most seats are empty waiting for the conference to start.
Standing on a bench in front of the press entrance to Climate Pledge Arena, Biscuit the puck figurine, the mascot of women’s pro hockey seattle, holds up a small sign reading “we are ready” with a picture of Biscuit with skates and stick on it while people in WPHS clothing wait to enter in the background.
Standing on a rail in front of Climate Pledge Arena, Biscuit the puck figurine, the mascot of women’s pro hockey seattle, holds up a small sign reading “we are ready” with a picture of Biscuit with skates and stick on it.
A graph showing Jake Walman, circled in pink, easily topping a Moneypuck.com 5v5 expected goals percentage game tracker, at just under 85%
Mulder’s “I want to believe” poster from the X-Files TV show except instead of a flying saucer hovering above trees it’s Seattle Kraken player Chandler Stephenson’s disembodied head distorted into a vaguely saucer like shape.
Women’s Pro Hockey Seattle Mascot (Biscuit) figurine, an anthropomorphic hockey puck a few inches tall, stands on a shelf wearing two beaded friendship bracelets as a makeshift sash. The bracelets read FLEET and VICTOIRE. A small plush of the Seattle Kraken mascot Bowie sits in the background.
Biscuit the Women’s Pro Hockey Seattle Puck Mascot Figurine sitting on the bar at Climate Pledge Arena with warmups occurring on the rink in the background.
Biscuit the Women’s Pro Hockey Seattle Puck Mascot Figurine sitting on the bar at Climate Pledge Arena with warmups occurring on the rink in the background.
Biscuit the Women’s Pro Hockey Seattle Puck Mascot Figurine sitting on the bar at Climate Pledge Arena with warmups occurring on the rink in the background.
Biscuit the Women’s Pro Hockey Seattle Puck Mascot Figurine sitting on the bar at Climate Pledge Arena with warmups occurring on the rink in the background.
Biscuit the Women’s Pro Hockey Seattle Puck Mascot Figurine sitting on the bar at Climate Pledge Arena with warmups occurring on the rink in the background.
A photograph of the “Cryptid Cup” with a soft focus background with bokeh. The reflective silver trophy has metallic tentacles crawling up its base and a couple of metallic devil horns on the cup portion. It is, in this alt text writer’s opinion, an object of great beauty rivaling that of Hockey’s greatest awards.
Stonks meme where a business humanoid stands in front of a giant blue financial spreadsheet with an orange arrow pointing up, except instead of STONKS it’s SPRONG and the business humanoid is wearing a Seattle Kraken cap.
Stonks meme where a business humanoid stands in front of a giant blue financial spreadsheet with an orange arrow pointing up, except instead of STONKS it’s SPRONG and the business humanoid is wearing a Seattle Kraken cap.
Iconic X-Files “I want to believe poster” but instead of a flying saucer floating above the trees it’s an image of Chandler Stevenson‘s face distorted into a saucer shape.
Iconic X-Files “I want to believe poster” but instead of a flying saucer floating above the trees it’s an image of Chandler Stevenson‘s face distorted into a saucer shape.