Jesse

@strictures.bsky.social

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A very early 90s transparent phone with bright turquoise and neon bits
HAY! it’s Comedy Horse live at “CLIP-CLOP’S”
My 1982 Honda FT500 Ascot
NBA2K19 cover featuring Giannis Antetokounmpo
lauren tweet: "i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
Screengrab of a Pitchfork headline: "Weezer's Blue Album Added to Library of Congress"
Bass board: Boss TU-3, Heavy Electronics Grind Fuzz, MXR Uni-Vibe, Boss DC-2w, Holy Island Audio Glass Palace
"oh my god, he admit it!" screenshot/meme from ITYSL
Vintage Brubaker Box promo photo
A kitty cat curled up
Bilt x Chase Bliss collaborative "Habit" guitar, with a ton of additional knobs and dipswitches mounted to the pickguard in lieu of a pedal enclosure
Album cover for The Chicks (fka Dixie Chicks) "Home"
A selfie of me rocking a thousand-yard stare and a beanie with a built-in LED so I can read in the dark
Our senior cat Amelie by a roaring fire in the fireplace
"Distracted Boyfriend" meme -- "worrying about societal collapse" distracting from "doing my job"
1988 Honda VT800C Shadow
2001 Land Rover Range Rover 4.6 SE
2006 Chevrolet Tahoe LS
1981 Honda CB750C Custom
2009 BMW 535i Sport 6-Speed
1991 Mercedes-Benz 300CE Coupe
Rhode Island's ill-fated and widely-ridiculed "Cooler & Warmer" tourism campaign
1982 Oldsmobile 88 Royale Diesel
Stock wheels with all-season tires back on the Accord 6-6, motorcycle startup
2003 Mini Cooper S 6-Speed
70k-Kilometer 1978 Toyota Celica GT Liftback 5-Speed
2000 Mercedes-Benz CLK430 Coupe
Scrambler-Style 1982 Honda CX500 Custom
1983 Suzuki GS1100E
1986 Chevrolet C20 Suburban
Fugazi — Repeater
2003 Mini Cooper 5-Speed
Our black dog Davis, a border collie/golden retriever mix
1991 Infiniti Q45
B20-Powered 1964 Volvo 122S 4-Speed
1975 Honda CB360T
1991 Dodge Grand Caravan SE
2000 Harley-Davidson Softail Fat Boy
Original-Owner 1992 Mercedes-Benz 300E 4MATIC
1999 Audi A8 4.2 Quattro
1981 BMW R100RS
2005 Mercedes-Benz CLK320 Cabriolet
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1994 Yamaha FZR1000
1975 Buick LeSabre Custom 4-Door Hardtop
1985 Mercedes-Benz 380SE
Three-Decades-Owned 1965 Matchless G15
1966 Mercury Montclair 4-Door Hardtop
Regina George, Mean Girls (2004)
1984 Volvo 244 4-Speed
44-Years-Owned 1978 Yamaha SR500
2000 Ducati Monster 900S i.e.
1999 Renault Clio RN 5-Speed
1970 Honda CL350 Scrambler
Original-Owner 1999 BMW R1100R
1980 Suzuki GS550E