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@strig.bsky.social

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✨ sr. designer, illustrator, art director ✨ i have nothing to sell you

It's a 900 dollar khaki diaper, by Prada. That's it.
a black and white art print: the cheerful face of the grim reaper greets you in the rearview mirror. he has a fire in his eyes that makes the dread-thump of your heavy heart so very aware that he's happy to see you
A traditional art block print of a red heart-shaped ashtray with a single cigarette resting inside. The ashtray has cursive in the bottom spelling out 'True Love'
a black and white ink print of the intrepid private eye in repose, his tie loosened and his button-up shirt in disarray...he is enjoying a cigarette while he contemplates the latest twists and turns in this sinking city
A black and white lino art print of a hand holding a compact mirror. The top mirror is a pair of lips, and the bottom is an expressive eye.
two lino art prints, one in red, one in violet. a suspicious eye peeks out of window blinds.
two block prints of magic 8 balls side by side; the blue fortune inside taunts you, one declaring: "nah", the other " LOL"
a black and white print of a woman's eye peeking through a set of shadowy window blinds, ostensibly seeing something juicy out there
an art print of a black and white aeropress coffee maker repeated across the page
a linocut print block depicting a suspicious noir style scene of an eye peeking through window blinds. the block is surrounded by rubber shavings and a carving tool.
a black and white art print of a suspicious eye peering out of some window blinds
digital art drawn in black and white. a crystal ball has been shattered, releasing mysterious tendrils of smoke or magic from inside. It's surrounded by a plane of glimmering stars.
It's a chocolate birthday cake with caramel and pecans.
the fallout ghoul smolders at you seductively as he flips over what can only be a devastatingly great poker hand...lucy appears as the queen of hearts in the foreground
It's a blackberry dark chocolate cake with a glistening ganache drip
it's digital art of a buff man with dark skin, dark hair tied back, and dragon-like scales and horns. unfortunately he's wearing a vest, tie, and harness that make him very hot, and we hate this because he's a certified bastard man.
It's the Hot Ham Trio!
it's a luscious, sun-warmed shot of a golden baked pretzel crust being sensuously filled with milk chocolate
it's a motherfucking entremet and the mirror glaze so fresh you can see my kitchen window in it
chat, my beautiful girlfriend smoking a cigarette and staring at a camera is either resting her chin on her finger or making a motion under her chin like she wants my throat slit, am i cooked?
babygirl majima looking like the unhinged snack he is
it's a nice white lady in a black outfit with tiny spaghetti legs. her shirt has thin white stripes. she has cloaked her weird body in a red sweater from target that definitely feels like it was made out of plastic
1. A popcorn bucket, movie tickets, and a film cannister 2. A laptop showing pharmacy tracking 3. A map and compass to show the way 4. A pill bottle 5. A pressure cuff 6. A glucose monitor 7. A vaccine bottle and syringe 8. An insulin pen
a grid of nine images in a colorful, vibrant style: 1. a black man holding playing cards; a chess board and checkers fall dynamically behind him 2. a cozy snowglobe with a wintery scene of a snowed-in house 3. a taco with all of its colorful fillings falling into it from above 4. a white elderly man holding a four-leaf clover in front of a rainbow, celebrating st. patricks day 5. a delicious slice of birthday cake and falling confetti 6. a clean breeze comes through a window and in front of a cleaning bottle and sponge 7. a cheerful scarecrow surrounded by pumpkins enjoys the fall leaves 8. two refreshing beverages; a low glass filled with green liquid, cucumbers, and ice -- and a blue soda can with citrus on the front 9. a bright blue popsicle and a hot fudge sundae
it's a digital art painting featuring the backseat of what is surely a very nice car. a very well-dressed lady with long, wavy hair has smudged her lipstick, or maybe blood, or maybe both all over herself and her lovely gentleman beau, who appears to be passed out and definitely not dead. vampires aren't real, so obviously he's fine.
it's a sexy can of corn, just what you wanted to see...she's got beautiful anime eyes and a luscious pair of lips that you could kiss for days. a long pair of legs bedecked in stockings and high heels extends from under her squat cylindrical body. in the background, several phrases haunt the viewer: "Marcia is so damn gorgeous. Sweet can of golden, kernel corn!" "I had such a difficult time capturing the expression of her body because of her distracting "details". I.. I think I'm in love...
a dark grackle painted in iridescent shades of blue, purple, gold, and black stares lifelessly on a field of pitch black. its eyes have no pupil. this is probably normal and fine.
A digital painting in black and white of a woman with a satisfied expression adjusting large, round sunglasses with blood splattered on them.
walton goggins as the ghoul from fallout is giving you the eye, do you kiss him y/n
a morose woman examines three faces that look just like hers, in various states of repose
my god it's 32 ounces of butter on a food scale
quite possibly the best piece of graphic design you've ever seen. imagine guy fieri's collection of bowling shirts have come to life and the flames are roaring off the polyester. they've engulfed a golden trophy bearing the words "DA BEST", and the intensity of the inferno has caused a lens flare to explode in the upper left corner. "WORLD'S BEST DESIGNER", the graphic proudly proclaims. "Quite possibly the best designer we've ever seen in the world," as stated by real businesses. You think that's it, but you better hold onto your ass, because emerging from the power and fury of a lens flare with the power of an ancient star going supernova are these simple words: "graphic design is my passion".
a woman stands topless in front of a balcony overlooking a lit city skyline under the sleepy violet sky of early dawn. we see a glimpse of patterned wallpaper inside her penthouse balcony door that matches the decorative pattern of her skirt.
it's a pancake-flavored mini cupcake iced with kraft cheese "buttercream", seated on a certified brick of processed american gold (more cheese)