Stringer🙏🏻✨

@stringerplz.bsky.social

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aka Laura from Work. I work for Penny Arcade on PAX but don't speak for them. She/her ((AND)) he/him. 🐠

Mike primavera cats to coyotes tweet but it has been altered to read "Odysseus told me giants keep eating his crewmen so I asked how many guys he has and he said he just goes to the ship and gets more guys afterwards so I said it sounds like he's feeding soldiers to giants and then Athena started crying "
Black cat lying on a long pink cat sized tube pillow looking brightly up at the camera. She's resting among many toys on a floral carpet
doodle of short spine raccoon with jimothy in his fur
Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber delicately lit as he asks to talk to the FBI
Interior gas station convenience store day, bird (possibly sparrow) perched on cup noodles
Collage calendar featuring two big cuts from magazines: one an image of a table shaped like a map of China with a Ronald Reagan picture resting on it, the other an image of a tight packed workshop. Overlaid words "the beauty of very cool communism" Also 3 big photocopiers in evangelion unit colors along the bottom
A little rabbit sitting expectantly in front of a boring office park door
Giant Guess Who, Tetris Tumble and Kerplunk high on a shelf at costco.
Notebook with 3 panel comic. A person tapping seriously at their keyboard, then typing furiously. We reveal they are googling "best 3-panel joke"
Cut vinyl that has been messed up to read "orpudls serving Coca Cola" presumably by someone with great skill and patience
Mighty man and yukk title card. Tiny little superhero fella rests on the arm of a giant creature whose head is in a doghouse and all you can see are his eyes in the darkness
The game Hot Streak, a big box with a rolled out racing lawn and little mascot characters placed on them. Money is laid out near camera as are betting tickets. A hot dog is in first, and a DQ'd queen is automatically in 4th. A fish and a bear are fighting for middle placement.
ikea logo but it says YIKEA
Eva results, 75% match on Misato and Kaworu and 60% on Asuka.
Black cat appearing to reach one slender hand and extend her claws in a gesture of understanding
Black cat laying on the photographers leg, her neck stretched long (almost implausibly so) and her face appearing small and foreshortened. She looks like weird E.T. with a huge ass
Judge Claude Frollo as appears in the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
A wizard looking person with a beard sticking out from beneath their crimson cloak stands over a crowded table displaying several cards with creatures, weapons, and modifiers. Their hands are moving rapidly and onlookers lean in
A speaker next to a TV with the image of a red balloon floating with a long beam of light being refracted, the words Dark Side of Balloon on the left
Excerpt from a Seattle World's Fair brochure: "We'll work shorter hours," your mysterious guide continues. "We'll have more time for art, sports and hobbies. Some of us will fly; some drive our air cars. But most of us will use rapid transit jet-propelled monorail systems."
Bathroom selfie of drag tingle next to a towel dispenser and a trash can o'erflowing with paper towels. The face is a little less intense than last picture
Author in drag as Tingle, the canonically 35 year old man from several Legend of Zelda titles who is obsessed with fairies and convinced he himself is a fairy
A tiny hole in the grass where, tucked under sod, about 6 baby bunnies are visible, snuggled up so hard it's difficult to tell how many there are or where one ends and another begins. They are cozy
A crumbling city on fire. Title: United States - JoAnn Fabric and Crafts
Burger king ad generator sign with logo reading MUNCH MUNCH and the tagline "taste eats the flavor of yum"
Blurry pic of black cat licking herself - bright pink tongue on black fur, very weird look
Sleepy black cat with half closed eyes sitting on a green floral bedspread
Luthier - the art of the instrument rule book next to tons of little bits from the game
C'mon...head swaggle
invincible "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" meme but the jets are labeled "76-ingredient "all-purpose" gluten-free flour blends and Ultraman is labeled "Regular Wheat Flour"
Clankrmedia@bsky.social writes "What do you think are the potential implications for public trust in robotics if companies like Boston Dynamics do pivot towards military applications in the future? Would that change how society views advancements in AI and robotics?"
You are not a tech bro. 0% agreement with tech bro ideas.
Pardon our dust! We're currently re-imagining this ride as a different ride, a stronger ride. A ride that will never break, that will leave you in giggles for hours and pull the corners of your mouth into an indelible smile. A ride the envy of all, dark and twisted and slow, bright and thrilling and fast, with little guys that hop up and down and sing and also guys that are huge and slowly judder toward you. A ride that will supplant the other rides and reign over all of them as sovereign Lord ride. In our fondest dreams, this ride will be the one you get on at the entrance to the park and go and go and go on, never to leave and then it dumps you in your car and you go home. If our fantastronauts ever pick up the phone, you may not even have to drive home—the ride will drop you right off in your bed. Yeah, verily! If our lobbyists in Washington manage to pass the bribes, it will even sing you to sleep. When we are done imagining this ride in the "re" sense, there will never need to be another ride. It will be the ride of your life.
A GRAND VIZIER HAS JUST PRESENTED HIMSELF AT YOUR COURT! His manners and credentials are impeccable, though his references are suspiciously unreachable. Your courtiers are SUSPICIOUS. They say he aims to manipulate you! Here they provide examples: "My emerald-eyed Lord, please keep walking through the body scanners, the attendants will tell you if there's anything amiss in your pockets." "King of kings, though you are ruler of everything you survey, we forgot to purchase a BYOC badge and must not disturb the gathering unless invited." "My liege, please allow me to apply your axe body spray, so that you may embody the panache of a tiger" "Heaven-ordained sovereign of the realm, this bathroom is nasty, unfit for the royal tush. Here I shall dispatch a report anon." "Majesty, time itself bends to your will, can your game not suspend itself while my liege has the merest sip of water?" "Highness, this dog is in service to its master, as I am to You; it is best left undisturbed in its task." "Yes sire, 'they' is singular." "Radiant sunrise of the empire, this garbage can is o'erfull; let us not add to its considerable burden with our leavings" "O my towering inspiration, if you would bring the pearl of your ear to my mouth, I would tell you that the Expo hall has closed for the day." WHAT DO YOU DO?
Pax nav app on interact tab inside Pax East show space. At the very bottom is a sign that says REPORT A BIRD
A very high uplit ledge on the ceiling of a convention center room
Joel Grey as the Master of Ceremonies in Cabaret (1976)
subscribed email from Private Jet Services offering emergency evac to corporate clients in the Middle East
Pokemon red character creator confirming "Right...so your name is BORP."
Comment reading "stop destroying our forests. We need them for the future"
"wow! Hope he dies :)"
An anti-Reagan 1984 campaign poster called Bedtime for Brezhnev, depicting white-hat cowboy Ronald Reagan holding Leonid Brezhnev of the USSR by the shirt in a "c'mere you polecat" pose, with "good guys" cast as GHW Bush, Henry Kissinger, and General Haig; bad guys are Castro, Brezhnev, and Qaddafi (here spelled very oddly with a kh and y). Bedtime for Brezhnev references a 1951 movie which stared Ronald Reagan, Bedtime for Bonzo.
pesto the penguin in a pink magical girl circle
a diamond is forever, but pax is four days that must mean something. Rudy punch this up a little before you post it
two men wearing headsets blue polos and staring at the camera with thumbs up. Text reads "We're in love and it's because we went to pax east together! It is true we are dating"
pink bg, white text: "love languages are made up but pax is real"
pink bg, white text: "valentine's day is a great excuse to buy pax badges. Trust us, we are the people who sell pax badges"
Side of a Pop Mart x Evangelion blind box with different chibi figurines on it, two out of the 3 options are Rei who is a huge disappointment. Come to think of it one of the secret ones is rei
Image of Marcus Aurelius bust with text overlaid: "Deep learning, or language learning models are two fo the kinds of programs used to produce what we collectively refer to as 'A.I.' But while they might serve as capable mimics, none can hope to match the pure creative vision any human on earth can channel given the chance (and a fraction of the water.) They're Magic 8-Balls with VC Funding." This is attributed to Marcus Aurelius. "Grateful for that Wisdom? Buy your PAX Tickets now!"
Satoshi Kon pointing at his nose with a little pointer doodad in a cute way from the video where he talks about Darren Aronofsky bullshitting him about Perfect Blue ripoffs in Requiem for a Dream
The entire banner is backgrounded in the textures of sliced lunchmeats. At the center, several bundles of sausages surround an image of a very excited looking man in black and white. TEXT: GENDRIZON (The baloney wizard) offers you the best of his cured meats! (pictured meats for demonstration only.) Not amish produced, but raised in authentic "amish-like" conditions.
Black cat with green eyes sitting on a canvas bag. Bag reads "tu veux" which means "you want" in French
Author looking down at camera stood against a box pillar at the the Palais Garnier, where the Phantom of the Opera legend comes from.
A sign in French asking people not to climb on the branches of a very nice and old Japanese tree; it very politely says that you are thanked not to get on the branches but the French phrase is "nous vous remercions de ne pas grimper sur ses branches."
Emergency response image with a person lying on the floor while another kneels beside. Text says "shake & shout. Are you all right? I'd yes DO NOT move. If no, continue
Black cat posing like Miss Piggy at a photoshoot (head tilted back, 3/4 turned toward camera) near a custom toy called THE VOID. The body of the toy looks like Jesus but has a giant eyeball for a head
An extremely foggy and blurry freeway late at night, the light diffused enough to suggest the street lamps might just be there for decoration