Jean 🏳️‍🌈

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Researcher interested in identity, cryptography and formal methods. Expert in crisis mismanagement. ADHD, exvangelical, 🇨🇦 in 🇬🇧 Life story: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jsnyman

Photo of Wes Streeting in front of the words “what they do not want to hear” engraved on a stone wall, posted to his official Instagram account. Accompanied by the caption: “Sometimes it’s a necessary part of the job.”
Last-ditch attempt to make the sale with a colourful illustration of a person looking out over a lighthouse in the distance. The pop over says, “You are eligible for 50% OFF”, an offer which expires in 9 minutes, 47 seconds. You are given an option to pay £15.99 for 2 months, which works out to £2.00 per week, the page helpfully explains. The text underneath warns that “if you exit now, you will not have access to this offer for the next 12 months.”
Countdown timer (this is shown above the Apple Pay button) with 14 minutes, 18 seconds remaining. The page explains, “Your custom plan has been reserved for the next 15 minutes.”
Terms shown underneath the instant-pay Apple Pay button explaining that the trial will cost £14.41 while the subsequent auto-renewing plan will cost £31.99 every two months.
Page titled, “Pay what you want”. The user is given three options for a two-week trial: 1. £0.89 2. £9.00 3. £14.41 The third option is highlighted in orange as being the “most popular”. The option is said to “help us support those who need to select the lowest trial prices” while also being the amount needed to “compensate our employees for the trial”.
Quiz asks, “Do you have ADHD or do you suspect you have it? Your answer helps us better understand your needs.” It then gives the following three options: 1. “Yes, I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD”. 2. “I think I might have it”. 3. “No, I don’t think I have ADHD”.
Instagram story which says, “We are looking for 20 people aged 20-50 who are struggling with sticking to a routine … in just 2 weeks you’ll finally be able to focus and become your best self. Just take 3-minute quiz.”
Brochure entitled “Statistics Canada: Always in Our Data Era”. It features a silhouette of a singer superimposed over various icons representing the key areas the covered within, such as travel, beauty products, knitwear imports, etc.
Customer support chat transcript: Representative: For security reasons, can we complete a quick round of verification? Customer: Sure thing. Representative: May I know, did you make this booking? Customer: I did. Representative: Excellent! Thanks for clearing security.