Chris

@strooper1.bsky.social

1030 Followers 671 Following

39 🏳️‍🌈 in Seattle. I write poorly, work too much, and play video games badly. I sometimes stream and always eating.

A dude with his shirt raised and his hairy huge tits out. Also his hairy little belly is out. Clearly posted for attention but also to show off how much weight he’s lost.
A young man of nearly 40 with chapped lips and a beard that cannot be beat is giving the peace sign while in his bed titties out but just out of frame. He claims to be sick but you bitches could NEVER with a 102 degree fever.
A cutie in glasses posing cutely on the couch with a shopping problem that helps him stay sane
A gay sits in a parking garage in a car wearing his Godzilla shirt. Thinking about moving out of the state
A cut guy roughly between the ages of 30and 40 wearing a green shirt. Brownish red hair and beard are grown out, wording in photo says “Your boy is getting scruffy” because he is but he’s still very attractive to some people, maybe you, maybe, who knows?
I cute bearded man takes the same picture from the same angle he always does only this time, he’s begging for Pokemon
A not so young man sits in a fancy restaurant while the date across from him takes a candid photo of him. The not so young man is incredibly good looking and has a killer beard. He’s wearing a cute sweater and has a bewildered look on his face that I’m sure he had the entire date because yeah this photo was taken during a date, hey, who does that you ask? I don’t know babe.