The Smartest Floridian

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Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.

Yakko Warner from Animaniacs: "Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead."
Image for Chef Boyardee Pizza Maker pizza kit, "Pepperoni".
The Spy from the RED team from TF2 wearing the mask of the BLU Spy.
Felix the night security guard looking down at the main character, Johnathan Switcher, after catching him in an apparent compromising position with the eponymous mannequin. Captioned: "You are one sick puppy."
Sean Connery (Scottish) as "Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez", an immortal Spanish swordsman that was born in Egypt as "Tak-Ne".
image: rainbow the clown in a plain grey jail cell with just a bare bulb light as the only feature. rainbow the clown is a fun children's entertainer that briefly became a malicious criminal named Mr. Mime after a bleach spill drained him of color, and he in-turn drained townsville of color. the powerpuff girls sang a song that restored all the drained color from both Townsville and Rainbow himself. he expressed his gratitiude to them through song, but they beat him up and he was taken to jail anyway.
An image edit of a rattata's head over a bodybuilder's body to signify Knurttt from the Game Grump's playthrough of Pokémon FireRed, when they left the aforementioned Rattata with a daycare for 6 IRL months before taking it out for one fight... and giving it right back to the daycare.
Shrek giving the side-eye and grinning
A crucifix, but Jesus has been painted to look like Ronald McDonald. The article I found this on is titled "Ronald McDonald on a cross sculpture causes violent protest".
the dessicated remains of a crewmember of the USS Equinox, Star Trek: Voyager
Stock photo of a skeleton in bed. He's dead tired.
big red letters on a white backdrop "...YET"
The Sherriff of Nottingham from the Old World Cheese Shop
Ainz Ooal Gown a.k.a Lord Momonga, the Sorceror King and ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, from the anime Overlord (yes there is also an arguably superior light novel, but the screen grab is from the anime)
Dr Weird (foreground, pointing {as if that wasn't obvious}) yelling up to his assistant Steve (background, impaled by corn), "It's not different at all, is it, Steve?"
Cover art for The Dallas Quest.
Reaction meme featuring a high school football player saying "They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie"
A meme which in and of itself is an older meme, of Admiral Piett from Star Wars saying to Darth Vader (not shown) "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out".
The flag for The Netherlands, horizontal stripes from top to bottom colred Red, White, and Blue.
A scene from the movie Naked Gun 2 1/2. A rather well-endowed lady (Gina Mastrogiacomo, credited as "Sex Shop Worker") with her cleavage on display says "Is this some kind of a bust?" Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) responds "Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."
Baby Bloomin' Onions
Image derived from a meme started in the web series Zero Punctuation featuring an Adonis with long, flowing hair next to the words "GLORIOUS PC GAMING MASTER RACE"
Judge Dredd, a Judge with a gun.
The sniper from TF2 done in yellow team colors, holding a bushwacka in his right hand and "jarate" in his left, dubbed as Master Piss.
Scene from Scarface where Tony Montana (Al Pacino) is sitting in front of a big damned cocaine pile.
A roll of Fiberglass Insulation.
A receipt for Pad Thai featuring 17 entries for "spicy" and two meal prep notes that combined read "MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN"
Jimmy Dean brand Pancakes & Sausage on a stick!
Box art for popular '60s sitcom, Mister Erectile Dysfunction
"THEN PERISH"
Baby Bloomin' Onions
A scene from an anti-pot PSA. Truth be told, anybody who's had indica knows this feel, but I don't know how it's supposed to make pot look *bad*.
Bender Bending Rodriguez to Turanga Leela (Futurama) "Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."
two lines from his diatribe of diarrhea: "Republican Party will never win another election. I will, sadly, be the last Republican President."
Frame from Questionable Content #2189, with Hannelore (the blond) and Marigold (the brunette) enamored with little hats. Marten walking into frame from the left Hannelore: "OBSERVE, THE LITTLE HATS" Marigold: "YESSSS, THE HAAATS"
Image for Daikatana (2000)
Lion from Steven Universe
Pearl scrambling away from Steven on all fours after admitting that she watches him sleep.
Entry to r/TwoSentenceHorror: "Ah finally, I'm all alone," I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. "No your not." said Knife Guy.
Steven Universe sitting slack-jawed after Opal (the giant woman in question) dispatched all of the fragments of the corrupted gem bird monster with a bow (spear + whip).
Kofi Pizza from Steven Universe, having been served a pizza bagel, states "...and when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!" Humorously reflecting the advertizing slogan for real-world product Bagel Bites.
Vegeta wearing saiyan armor over a blue uniform with white gloves and white boots.
Officer Jenny
Image of oral rabies vaccine, a plastic blister pack coated in a sweet-smelling wax or fishmeal coating. The image is reminiscent of a raviolo.
Mortician Ernest Menville (Bruce Willis) to Madeline Ashton (Meryl Streep) and Helen Sharp (Goldie Hawn), both of which are only alive due to an odd potion.
Gene Wilder as Dave Lyons in the 1989 comedy, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil". Captioned: "I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection."
Evil talking to one of his less intelligent minions. Captioned: "Now Benson, I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while."
Emperor Sheev Palpatine from Star Wars. Captioned: GOOD GOOD LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
Publix Cinnamon Fry donut. Description in the text body.
Pictured, a dik-dik: a small species of antelope from southeastern Africa.
Image from SNL skit "Toonces the Driving Cat". Top pane features Victoria Jackson, Steve Martin, and a cat puppet all looking terrified. Below pane features stock footage of a car going off a cliff. No actual cats, actors, or puppets were harmed.
Receipt for Pad Thai with 17 lines that say "Spicy" followed by two *Spec Prep* lines that combined say "MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN"
Professor Hubert Farnsworth from Futurama holding an enormous capsule. Captioned: GOOD NEWS! IT'S A SUPPOSITORY!
The Meowscular Chef from Monster Hunter: World cutting up a gigantic slab of meat.
Featureless grey room featuring two gates, the gate on the left says "To Village" and the gate on the right says "To Home". Between the two is a sign reading "Sorry, something went wrong. Use these gates to re-enter the game." Proceeding through the left gate will send you to Kilima Village and the right gate will send you to your player home.
The Babadook The Babadook's status as a gay icon is due mostly to a clerical error made by Netflix. In 2016, the 2014 horror movie was mistakenly added to Netflix's LGBTQ movie section. This caused an in-joke in the online queer community that the Babadook character is openly gay. "Haunting a small white family in an Australian suburb is a radical act, and the Babadook did that," said the writer John Paul Brammer, describing this radical act as inherently queer. The Babadook "seeks to break down the borders of acceptability and establishment" according to Vox. Others have suggested that the Babadook and the movie are queer representation because "the movie deals with themes of isolation, depression, and an inability to be oneself". In 2019, IFC Films, the film's US distributor, released a limited Pride edition of the film on Blu-ray.
Image meme of Macho Man Randy Savage. Captioned: "remember kids If you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't"
Round Waffle House logo
Colonel Mustard being startled by a falling chandelier (what they were counting is bullets fired from a revolver, and #6 caused the chandelier to fall).
16" Congratulations Cookie Cake