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The cover of The KLF - The White Room
An ad for eBay. It says “Discover Your Next Obsession on ebay!” above a picture of a toilet
A screenshot of Homer Simpson with a speech bubble implying he's saying the quoted picture "I Want Can".
A screenshot from the Ebeneezer Goode music video, showing Ebeneezer's eyes and hat, similar to the Ebenezer movie poster. The text from the poster is present, slightly altered to read: "Before he was Goode he was... Ebeneezer"
Homer Simpson as Odysseus, alongside his crew.
The original comic panel -- Biffo eating lettuce and saying "Yum! I love lettuce. Crunch! Munch!" -- but with Buster's speech slightly edited to say "If you eat much more lettuce, Biffo, you'll start to shit explosively"
Homer Simpson laughing. "It's true! It's true! We're so old."
An edited Simpsons screenshot. Milhouse is holding up a "Hellraiser Babies" comic, with the child from the quoted photo on it.
A large sign for burger restaurant The Beefy Boys
The record exec from Limmy's "One Way Down a One Way Street" sketch.
A screenshot of a line from the post "all posts readable, no registration needed" edited to read "all posts readable? no, registration needed!"
The Commodore Callback logo with some small print below
Edited Richard Dawkins tweet: "Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a podcast". What could this mean?" "podcast" has been photoshopped in over the words "fat bitch"
Hans Moleman: “I need the longest Lighthouse Family remix you have.”
A drawing of the 6 characters from the ZX Spectrum game “Everyone’s A Wally”, cropped from a magazine advert for it.
Mocked-up cover art for Silent Hill based on the 2006 film poster and with "Now a major motion picture" on it
A scene from the Wicker Man. Edward Woodward has just caught sight of something horrific.
A screengrab of SNL UK's Doctor Who sketch. Plumbert has been photoshopped in place of the gross-looking Tree of Knowledge.
A screenshot of Homer Simpson slipping into a reverie about the Land of Chocolate.
An photoshopped version of the image, which originally depicted Dennis the Menace DJing, holding a record aloft while an assortment of characters dance including (for some reason) two Biffos. It's been edited to put the Dreamscape logo on the front of the DJ booth and Dennis is now saying "Who's ready for some bloodclaat jungle techno?"
A screenshot of the Telegraph website. The headline reads: “Think Andy Mycock is bad? My mum’s called Pat and my brother’s called Paul”. The subhead reads: “After years of being ridiculed, the academic has ‘reclaimed’ his name through comedy shows and delivering lectures on phallic humour”. There is a photo of Andy Mycock with his foot resting on top of a sign that says: “Mycock Lane”
A Google screenshot: "People also ask Is Ned Flanders autistic?"
A post by footballer Victor Anichebe that reads: “Can you tweet something like Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort by the lads! Hard result to take! But we go again!”
Marge Simpson holding up the grimacing potato.
A screenshot from the 2005 reality TV show Space Cadets. It shows 3 cosmonauts at the moment it was revealed to them that the space mission they’d been training for and were about to embark on was fake.
A screenshot from Taskmaster showing Greg Davies directly addressing the camera. A subtitle from the Inside No. 9 episode "Wuthering Heist" is superimposed: "I bet you're loving this on the Cook'd and Bomb'd forum, aren't you?"
The cover art for Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior for the ZX Spectrum. The Barbariab (aka Wolf from Gladiators in the 90s) is a buff man wearing very little and holding a big sword.
A quote from the article: "I felt sad because I didn't really want them to be caught."
The original post -- a 4-panel comic showing Martin playing the My Dinner With Andre coin-op -- modified to be about Dragon's Lair. In the first panel, Martin is playing a Dragon's Lair coin-op. In the second panel, we see a closer shot of the game. In the third panel, Martin is leaning forwards with his hand gripping the top of the joystick. In the fourth panel, we see the controls: a joystick where each direction points to a label "FUCK KNOWS"
The cover art for the ZX Spectrum game Wriggler. The game logo has been modified to read "Woims".
A recreation of the cover art of Liturgy's album Aesthetica, using elements of the Manfred Mann cover art. "Liturgy" is the same font and colour as Manfred Mann's name; and "Aesthetica" is the same font and colour as "Ha! Ha! Said The Clown". The eyes of the clown on the Manfred Mann cover, which are crosses, have been arranged like the crosses on the Aesthetica cover: one upside-down and one the right way up. Finally, the stained cream sleeve backdrop of Ha! Ha! Said The Clown is retained. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but here we are.
A photo of the infamous groverhaus stairs: a right-angled staircase with a window positioned so that if you fell down the stairs, there's a decent chance you might defenestrate yourself.
The cover art of the ZX Spectrum game Dizzy, with the head of Marc Andreessen photoshopped in place of the titular egg.
A screenshot of a tweet by Stuart Millard (franticplanet). The tweet reads: “I have been to Hell and brought you back this” It is accompanied by a photo of Rod Hull and Emu, in which Emu is displaying a frankly upsetting set of teeth.
A photo of Quentin Tarantino at the Oscars; photoshopped poorly to replace the award in his hand with a (frankly too large) PS5 controller
Sign amended with punctuation to read "Keep off the grass? No, play activity allowed!"
Diagram showing oil being carried over land, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz, by euthanasia coaster (a commonly-memed hypothetical rollercoaster consisting of a series of increasingly tightening loops)
A screenshot of a cinema website showing listings for "Mother's Pride" and "The Bride!"
"ROXY MUSIC MANIFESTO" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
A subtitled a screen grab of Poe Damaron (played by Oscar Isaac) in The Rise of Skywalker. The subtitle reads “Somehow, Max Landis returned…”
A screenshot of Robocop 3 for the Amiga, showing Robocop driving, captioned “Diane, 11.30am February 24th Entering the town of Twin Peaks”
A photo from the Rightmove listing, edited to look like an MS-DOS Doom screenshot
A photo of Spectator writer Brendan O’Neill, with “I’m tired of these jokes about my giant head” written across his giant head
Today is Andrew's 66th birthday The arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor comes on the same day that the former prince turns 66 years old.
A to-do list in the style of the one in Untitled Goose Game. The list items are: Smoke in the parks (this one is crossed through, implying it's been done) Push your kids to do things they're not ready for Get in a long line before you use the bathroom Escalate a tense situation
The “game over” screen from Shadow of the Beast 2 on the Amiga. The main guy from the game, nude save for a loincloth, has dropped to his knees and a ray of light is blasting down on his chest.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace amended to read "Keir Starmer's Darkplace"
TV listings for the Sky Cinema Comedy channel for today, 2 Feb. The film Groundhog Day is being shown repeatedly at 13:30, 15:20, 17:10, 19:00, 20:50.
A screenshot of a predb, showing some ripped Amiga Format CD-ROMs.
The image in the quoted posted with edited dialogue: person: sing "i'm alive" computer: I'M ALIVE THE MAN WITH THE SECOND FACE AND I'M READY Y'ALL TO ROCK THE SPACE REAL person: oh my god
A still from the Peter Serafinowicz show of Peter as Paul McCartney and captioned "Peter Serafinowicz is Paul McCartney". This still (and the others in the post) mimic the style of the Beatles movies' official casting announcements.
A screenshot of google translate, showing that the song title on the french single sleeve “le lion est mort ce soir” translates to “the lion died tonight”
Harriet at the Traitors round table: "I'd say that there's four traitors."
A battered, creepy looking van with bloody handprints down one side.A horrible doll is placed beside it. Red text scrawled on the side reads: "Criterion Closet"
Tiki the kiwi from NewZealand Story — a bright yellow bird who doesn’t look much like an actual kiwi — walking with a furrowed brow