Stuart Gibson

@stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh

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I'm not here, I'm on Mastodon. https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic

Two drinks on a black surface against a pale grey wall. Left: a stemmed glass with a wide conical bowl holding a dark reddish-amber liquid. A curled citrus peel rests across the rim. Condensation is visible on the bowl. Right: a straight-sided highball glass containing a dark brown liquid with ice cubes. A lime wheel sits on the rim.
Three cocktails in martini glasses on a black surface against a pale wall. Left: a deep red-amber drink garnished with a dark cherry on a cocktail pick. Centre: a pale mint-green drink. Right: a creamy off-white drink dusted with grated nutmeg on top.
Two amber cocktails in martini glasses on a dark surface against a pale wall. The left glass has a sugar-rimmed edge; the right has a citrus peel twist on a cocktail pick.
Two whiskey sour cocktails on a wooden table, both with a frothy egg-white foam cap over an amber drink, garnished with a brandied cherry and a dash of bitters dragged across the foam. The taller martini glass holds a cherry on a cocktail pick balanced across the rim; the shorter stemless glass has a cherry and a lemon twist on a pick. Dark teal and burgundy backdrop.
Two cocktails on a dark table against a pale wall. On the left, a frosted martini glass holds a pale green drink. On the right, a square tumbler holds an amber spirit over a large clear ice cube, garnished with a dark cherry and a twist of citrus peel on a metal cocktail pick.
D.R. Harris & Co. Cucumber & Roses Hand Cream, 50ml tube, held in hand against a dark blue fabric background.
Oral-B iO app screen on a dark navy background. A smiling face made of two blue stars (eyes) and a curved line (mouth) sits at the top, with the text “Wow! You were perfect!” below. At the bottom, a circle showing “100” labelled “Session Score”.
A push notification from The New York Times app. The headline reads “Peter Thiel’s New Home” with the preview text: “Here’s why the right-wing tech billionaire is decamping to the end of the world.”
A roast dinner on a white plate: a bacon-wrapped stuffed chicken breast, two large Yorkshire puddings, golden roast potatoes, roasted carrots, cauliflower, and a sage and onion stuffing ball, with a jug of gravy behind.
Ten freshly baked Yorkshire puddings cooling on a wire rack, golden-brown and well-risen with crisp, cracked tops, sitting on a kitchen worktop.
Movie poster for Francis Ford Coppola’s 1992 film Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Steak dinner on a white plate: a pan-seared steak (top left), pan-fried mushrooms in a glossy brown sauce (top right), a layered potato and onion bake — boulangère-style, with caramelised onion on top — at the front, and a few spears of asparagus across the middle. A glass of red wine and a can sit on the wooden table behind, with a purple curtain out of focus in the background.
James Hetfield of Metallica on stage mid-shout, fist raised, wearing a battle vest over a black t-shirt, lit by purple stage lighting with a blurred crowd of raised hands in the foreground. Above the photo, a headline on a black background reads “Metallica urge fans to step-up and donate blood ahead of UK tour”.
Front-on view of a red Ferrari Luce, with the image rotated 90 degrees so the car appears to be lying on its side against a black background. A white charging cable plugs into a port on the underside of the car.
Duolingo screenshot showing a French lesson. A speech bubble contains the French sentence “Ton nouveau petit ami est très beau, mais il est stupide.” with the English translation below: “Your new boyfriend is very beautiful, but he is stupid.” The bubble is emerging from Oscar, the moustachioed Duolingo character, who is wearing a pink shirt and looking distinctly unimpressed.
Snow covered playground
A coastal scene showing two moored sailing boats in calm shallow water, with the white-hulled yacht “Westways” in the foreground and a blue-and-white yacht alongside it. Orange and yellow mooring buoys dot the water around them. A rocky, seaweed-covered outcrop sits behind the boats, with a single white sailboat under sail on the deeper blue water beyond. In the distance, a hilly coastline with wind turbines is visible under a bright blue sky with wispy clouds.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Played kedgeree with for egg halves
Screenshot of a mobile app modal with a dark grey background. The header reads “Please note” in bold white text, with the message “Arriving in store on 14th May” below. A white “Got it” button sits at the bottom.
Promotional graphic with a “Coming 29 May” badge over a warm-toned, softly blurred background showing two figures in vintage attire — one in a pale dress, the other in a dark double-breasted coat and black gloves. Below, the title “PROPELLER” appears in a tall art deco font, with “ONE-WAY NIGHT COACH” set beneath in smaller spaced caps.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Screenshot of search filters: TARGET GENDER [ ] Female [ ] Unisex
A gull perched on top of a green metal bird-shaped finial (with a yellow beak and black eye) mounted on a wooden post, set against a partly cloudy blue sky.
A hand holds a very large decorative pinecone-shaped finial with a carved diamond-pattern surface and dark wood-effect finish, mounted on a turned circular base, in what appears to be a homewares shop.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ It absolutely looks like a massive butt plug.
Horror director and composer John Carpenter stands in a moody outdoor setting, wearing dark sunglasses, a grey blazer over a black shirt, and black trousers. He’s surrounded by tropical foliage and dramatic pink and red smoke that contrasts with the dark background, giving the portrait a cinematic, atmospheric feel fitting for the master of suspense.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
New York Times headline: “I'm Not a Basket Case': Trump Describes His Mind-Set After an Evening of Chaos Very little was clear about what had happened at the Washington Hilton on Saturday night. But the president wanted to talk about it.”
A parody DVD cover combining All That Jazz with the Transformers character Jazz. The white and black Autobot stands on the right with one arm hanging at his side, set against a dark background with the film’s glowing red neon title lettering and a city skyline along the bottom.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Rendering of the James Webb Space Telescope deployed in space.
Cinema screen with title card for Akira.
Tori Amos performing live on stage, seated at a Bösendorfer grand piano while simultaneously playing a Nord C2D organ. She has long red hair, wears glasses, and is dressed in a vibrant red patterned dress.
A concert stage bathed in blue and red-orange lighting, featuring a black grand piano (branded Bösendorfer) alongside a stacked keyboard rig including a Nord and what appears to a Korg Nautilus or similar workstation. Microphone stands, monitor speakers, cables, and flight cases are visible in the background. A white abstract cutout prop is partially visible on the left.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A circular purple sticker featuring a photo of Rex Manning, the fictional pop star from the 1995 film Empire Records, posed with his hand on his chin and wearing a black jacket with a purple shirt. Text at the top reads “Say No More, Mon Amore” in cursive script, and bold green text at the bottom reads “Happy Rex Manning Day!“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Post from Donald Trump: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Screenshot of the BBC News app showing NASA Artemis Moon mission coverage, including “Why go back to the Moon?”, “When is Nasa’s Moon mission launch and what will Artemis do?”, “The personal items the crew are taking with them”, and “Trump sees ‘America First’ opportunity in going to the Moon”.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A BBC News article header with the headline “Tiramisu hot cross buns, doughnut eggs: Have Easter treats gone too far?” above a photo of various Easter chocolate eggs scattered on a wooden chopping board — including a Lindor egg, Cadbury Creme Egg, Terry’s Chocolate Orange egg, Reese’s egg, and an opened large foil-wrapped chocolate egg, alongside small speckled Mini Eggs. The caption reads “Flavours appear to be getting very creative on supermarket shelves this Easter.” Byline: George Sandeman and Olivia Hutchinson.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A screenshot from Pokopia showing a Magnemite hovering over a large hedge maze with the same layout as the one from The Shining, viewed from an isometric perspective against a purple-tinted night sky.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A hand holding two Mother’s Day cards featuring AI-generated animals — one with cats dressed in human clothing, another with a cartoon rabbit holding wildflowers.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A nighttime photograph showing a large plume of dark smoke rising above a densely built urban skyline, with city lights visible in the background. The image is captioned with a Wall Street Journal headline reading “U.S. Jet Fighters Mistakenly Downed by Kuwait.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​