Chain Bear

@stuartcb.bsky.social

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You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.

Hans Moleman in a cinema seat as he is when saying "i was saying boourns"
Reddit post on r/crappy design titled "piss hallways in the Hyatt Regency Dallas" with a photo of hallway with grey carpets designed with yellow/gold stream patterns running down the length
Poster for the movie Millennium featuring a plane flying into a blue light
¾ Side view of the new Nissan Juke. It's a lime green and black SUV with an aggressively low poly look that looks like it was designed for playstation 1.
Screenshot of Marc Andreessen in the interview where he says people didn't think about introspection until last hundred years or so
The super mario super show title graphic (two actors playing the brothers and pointing on a Starburst scene) with the words "why weren't they always shooting fireballs" as the text
Hand holding a box of Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Hot Honey Crunchies, shell shaped cereal shown on the box with flame graphics across the bowl
Celine Dion looking concerned on the telephone
Meme of that fox in the snow being blasted by wind with the caption "it heckin wimdy"
John Hammond in Jurassic Park in the scene where he's convincing Ellie and Alan to go to Jurassic Park. He's in the trailer with a big grin on his face trying to pop a champagne bottle
A man slices incredibly thin slices of bread, tomato and cucumber to make a very very thin sandwich
Meme of Troy from Community's holding the pizzas while the blazing chaos is implied (out of frame). The caption reads "I call for restraint"
My letterboxd Diary entries for all the 4 star and up movies I watched in 2025: Pillion, Wake Up Dead Man, Second Time Around, Urchin, One Battle After Another, Sorry Baby, and Sinners.
Letterboxd 2025 summary showing I watched 128 films over 236 hours last year. My most watched Actor was Jason Statham and most watched Director was Steven Soderbergh
Always Sunny title style saying "the gang goes home" (Black background with thick white italic text)
David Beckham poking his face out of a cream doorway, from his infamous "tell the truth" clip
Phone notification from Mastodon that says "you were mentioned by Girl on the Net" followed by the sub text "Butt plugs"
A bunch of people at a pub table and a bunch of taake a break style weekly magazines between them
Timings for the Las Vegas GP sessions over the weekend: 21 NOV PRACTICE1 00:30 - 01:30 21 NOV PRACTICE2 04:00 - 05:00 22 NOV PRACTICE3 00:30 - 11:30 22 NOV QUALIFYING 04:00 - 05:00 23 NOV RACE 04:00
Me texting: I made a pasta dish that was... fine. But I'm feeling unsatisfied. I want someone to come here and feed me pie I need a fuck buddy for pies. A pie buddy. Where we just get together for desserts.
4 star Letterboxd review of Predator Badlands that reads "insane banjo-kazooie adaptation"
Text convo with a friend: Her: Just watching gaslight for the first time Her: The death becomes her music is very clearly an homage to this Me: Ah interesting Me: No we watched it together Her: I don't think so Me: Yeah definitely Me: (winky face)
Mirror selfie except I'm holding my mug between the camera and the mirror so I'm peering over in the reflection. The mug is white with painted breeds and grasses
Simpsons screenshot with Lionel Hutz delivering a speech in court and Marge looking embarrassed on the witness stand. It's the scene where he says "do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?" but there's no caption
Boxed toy of Cat Mario from Super Mario. He's yellow in a cat suit and comes with a bell
Simpsons still where it's night in Lenny's kitchen and Homer is standing at the table and Lenny is at the fridge in pyjamas saying "hey Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow"
Tumblr post where the first user says "the reading comprehension and overall common sense on this site is piss poor" and a reply reads "how dare you say we piss on the poor"
Simpsons screenshot of military man giving a speech (to military graduates, off screen) with the text: The wars of the future wil not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.
Packet of Old El Paso Tortilla Nachips, except it's been altered with digital red pen so it reads "Tortilla? Na, chips!" a là Lionel Hutz
Graph showing the Best Solve Time for each day of the week of the NYT crossword Monday 03:47 Tuesday 05:19 Wednesday 06:52 Thursday 11:33 Friday 13:47 Saturday 14:50 Sunday 19:24
Poster on a tube train that has a car surrounded by appliances. The text reads "Gaze into my eyes tube riders. Anything with a plug, battery or cable can be recycled"
A still from a movie. Four middle aged Japanese men stand aggressively in a doorway. The caption reads "Okay. Let's have some of your normal noodles"
Edit of Classically lit memes Tumblr post so it reads RIP to everyone killed for their hubris by (F1) but im different. and better. maybe even better than (F1)
YouTube thumbnail from More Perfect Union called "I Took Bernie into Deep Trump Country. Can he win them over?" and the image is a shot of a guy driving a car with Bernie in the seat next to him, slid down looking like he's gripping for deal life with a panicked expression (probably just his Resting Bernie Pose)
Snippet of text message I'm sent an image of a tuxedo cat, loafed, facing forwards. His front paws are tucked in front on his chest all round and prominent. "Look at those front paws" I reply "oh delightful" ... "Though they do look a bit like big naturals"
Still from a film, interior. A blonde woman is looking at a brunette man (we're looking over his shoulder) Voice over captions read: "Every time l go on date, I suffer from the same deception as with a Big Mac."
Night photo of car with number plate WH04 COL
Photo of book page, text reads "The dyes that I used in ny dressmaking were composed from various i ingredients, depending on the colour required, but almost allrequired nightshade, sapphire, keese wing, the leaves of the silent princess plant, Octorok eyeball, swift violet, thistle and hightail lizard. In addition, for the red I had used for Abrila's dress, I employed spicy pepper, the tail of the red lizalfos and four Hylian shrooms. Despite he abundance of component parts, the resultant mixture was as inoffensive the to the nose as it was damaging to the body." Underlines is "red lizalfos and four hylian shrooms"
Luigi from Mario bros squinting at a phone screen
Screrncap from Stargate. It's a desert with a pyramid and two tiny figures in the foreground. In the blue sky are three moons, all Earth's moon rotated and scaled in various ways
A red box of Best Cereal that's Squid Game themes with one of the guards on the front and netflix logo in the corner. It's honeycomb crisp flavour apparently.
Photo of a photo spread of a magazine article where there's a guy that looks like Robert Downey Jr if he was 40 and came from Slough, in loose fitting shirt, tie and coat with messy hair
A children's 10 piece jigsaw of a startled snake. One of the little wobbly jigsaw bits has broken off leaving the caption reading "crambled snake!"
Screenshot of email from Google, Titled: We’ve made it easier for Gemini to interact with your device With body text: We’re updating how Gemini interacts with some of the apps on your Android device. What’s changing Gemini will soon be able to help you use Phone, Messages, WhatsApp and Utilities on your phone, whether your Gemini Apps Activity is on or off.
Home digital room thermometer showing 28.2° and 47% humidity
Completion splash for the NYT crossword saying congratulations! You finished the Monday puzzle in 03:47 (8 day streak, 4:20 faster than average)
Mozart Requiem on YouTube with the comment "who in 2025 is listening to this?"
A 15 cm vintage model of M. Bibendum, the Michelin Man, straddling a pneumatic pump and sucking on the hose with eyes as wild as the ocean tide
It's a hand drawn stacked bar chart showing over time how different totals of different degree types (science in orange, engineering in green, arts in pink and business in blue) added together as (implied) different people went in and out of the process. Titled "how many degrees does it take to make a bench?". At the end, 9 science, 3 engineering and 1 art degree are stacked.
WhatsApp message: "So I guess at one point there were six science degrees, three engineering degrees and an art degree in the garden"
Snippet of text chat: Them: Saw a shooting star! Them: the meteor showers are upon us Me: Oh wow Me: Which direction Them: up
Laptop with Aotenjo in the foreground, Pointless on TV in the background
The box of a wasjig jigsaw. The scene is a cartoon of a chaotic photoshoot of a bunch of disorganised people outside a large manor
A partially started jigsaw on green felt where the only big completed is a cartoon woman in a skirt and jacket. She's facing away but clearly has a big round bum and somehow giant tits that his suit jacket is sculpted around
A Sky menu showing GoldenEye, the Pierce Brosnan film, highlighted with an image of Timothy Dalton
A triple stacked cheeseburger in brioche bun with chunky seasoned fries on foil. Looks a bit like a wonky five guys
The dark blue waters on the shores of Victoria, Vancouver Island. There are long logs of driftwood scattered on the grey shore with long grass in the foreground.
A black lady's bowler hat with a rose ribbon sitting on a colander on a pot of boiling water with steam pouring out from under
Tweet by @Getfiscal (Donald) reading: me: "So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Ils capitalism still doomed?" Karl Marx: "Holy shit, you went to the moon?" me: "Does communism still have a future?" Karl Marx: "The moon in the fucking sky?" 10 April 2018
A cheap web ad that reads: Can you believe that a BUG can even UPGRADE you? 🤔 "Sacred-blood creature black beetle killed... Beast soul of sacred-blood black beetle.. FREE . Open in App A big blue button at the bottom with "Open Link"