stuartd

@stuartd.dev

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- sciophilous - c# dev - hire me! username at gmail dot com - gooner - windows programmer, mac user - my macOS app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/photos-wallpaper/id6769191842

Image of the album Different Class by Pulp
Four panel comic. 1. Person indicating ‘no’ 2. “Deadnaming people” 3. Person indicating ‘yes’ 4. “Deadnaming Twitter”
(News site) Football No matches today
Some kind of china punk bust of Queen Elizabeth, with (I think ) "Off with your head" painted round the neck.
IF YOU ARE RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC OR AN ASSHOLE DON'T COME IN
Coffee with an attractive swirl, topped with a heart. (Sorry again about the poor alt text, I'm just not a visual person and aphantasia doesn't help)
Marwood coffee shop. Kick arse coffee Life changing cake Sunshine As a banner: DRINK THE MAR. BREW [image of man with a steaming cup] [As a banner] EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
A brown and white dog, indeterminate breed, lying on the floorboards
A large mural of a large bald man wearing sunglasses with one round orange lens and one green lens. He is holding a gun, and saying "I don't have to put up with this shabby crap. I'm a journalist! He is kicking forwards, in a kind of trompe-l'œil fashion so his boot seems to extend out of the picture.
A stuffed rabbit and a golf ball (I know that doesn’t describe it well but I am doing my best!)
A white mannequin, full size, no head or legs
A cafe table entirely covered with a massive ‘99p’ logo. On it is an armless and mannequin (with breasts) wearing a fez.
A coffee room with scattered tables (chairs?) and old Mac G4s as
Half a banner - ‘wood coffee shop’
A Star Trek curtain (?!)
A second story window over a street.
Marwood coffee shop ‘Unattended children will be given espresso and a pet gorilla’
Small squares of paper used for event entry. Font - very old Macintosh. Text: “I’m a valued member of society”
Mute thread button
theguardian.com The overall package will cost £298bn over the next four years, £15bn of which was newly announced on Tuesday. It includes £47bn on new nuclear submarines, including the Dreadnought replacement for the Trident submarines and the new Aukus attack submarine project, being developed with Australia and the US. £13bn on a new nuclear warhead and £1.7bn on nuclear fuels. Another promise to pay £1bn for 12 Lockheed Martin F-35A jets capable of carrying nuclear bombs will come after 2030.
A codex session: Ahhh, yes. You want the classic Windows muscle-memory thing: cd.. instead of: cd .. Yes, you can teach zsh that. Add this to ~/.zshrc: alias cd..='cd ..' Then reload: source ~/.zshrc Now cd.. will work.
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "can't tell the difference between a technology and a corporation" moderation list
“The city can be a cruel and alienating place, full of the furious and lonely and disconnected. But here, for a fleeting few hours, all the nodes are connected again. It doesn't matter whether you flew in from a different continent or trudged down the street in your pyjamas. What else, other than football, can do this to people? Then once more there is a cheer and a song and the fireworks splatter across the night sky, a roof over everyone's heads.”
@MarkKriegsman "How I want to learn [your thing] : 1. Text on website 2. Text on paper … 2428. Spraypainted on side of cow 2429. Video tutorials"
@MarkKriegsman "How I want to learn [your thing] : 1. Text on website 2. Text on paper … 2428. Spraypainted on side of cow 2429. Video tutorials"
Rai doesn't punch hanging slabs of meat with his bare knuckles while training like the iconic boxing character. He is rarely bare knuckled on the golf course. Unusually, Rai wears two gloves instead of the one which virtually everyone else across the world - professional and amateurs alike - wears for enhanced grip. "I just happened to be given two gloves and | got into the habit of wearing them," Rai said of his early forays into the gam "Then, a few weeks down the line my dad forgot to put the two gloves in the bag, so I had to play with one. It was terrible. "I couldn't play - I couldn't feel the grip - so l've always stuck with the two gloves ever since."
Please note that we cannot mark packages as "Gifts" to help you evade customs, as that's international mail fraud and they'll throw us in jail which is pointless in a way since no jail can hold us. It is however very inconvenient.
North Streets in Brighton full of anti-racists screaming at the dozen racist cunts who dared to make an appearance
Everything was in place for Andrea’s dream celebration in Barbados. Then her close friend was denied the right to walk across a British airport to board a connecting flight.
Cover of ‘Invasion of the space invaders’ by Martin Amis
The Matrix - “Not like this”
From Popbitch Liz Truss was the UK's first self-admitted reader of Popbitch to be prime minister. She was also appeared to be the kink community's first visible PM too. Members of the BDSM scene were very quick to get in touch after Truss's early speeches to discuss her choice of jewellery. The necklace she was always seen wearing looked very familiar to them. The "Ring Of 0" is a well-known symbol among BDSM practitioners to denote someone who is a possessed submissive. And Liz's necklace looked identical to what submissives call their "Day Collar" Which only added fuel to the fire of the theories about swinging in the House of Commons.
very poor quality ai representation of ‘evil miffy with balloon’. Three eyes, no balloon.
Tweet: @MarkKriegsman "How I want to learn [your thing] : 1. Text on website 2. Text on paper … 2428. Spraypainted on side of cow 2429. Video tutorials"
“The complete dismissal of his defamation case was yet another moment where Chris was pursued by an opportunity for personal growth. Again, Chris was too fast.”
The ‘guns - lots of guns’ sequence from The Matrix
Ginger cat sitting on router
Image of a puppy in a cat litter tray
Also waiting for them is a copy of a letter from Bryce P. Tetraeder, the fake CEO of Global Tetrahedron, the real parent company of The Onion, explaining the significance of the Editorial Board's stance. "We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state," the editorial reads. "That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing." It continues: "Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what's happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and groveling."
The default sharplab page
A border collie cross lying at the top of the stairs with one pair of legs on the skirting board and the other pair on the runner
A black postbox (mailbox) on a wall with cat legs and a red handle
Slogan tshirt; “Drugs win drug war” (by The Onion)
"How I want to learn [your thing] : 1. Text on website 2. Text on paper ••• 2428. Spraypainted on side of cow 2429. Video tutorials"
In a sense Lineker is a victim of this too. In any sane version of the public discourse his views would be drowned out and submerged by figures of genuine relevance willing to speak out. Where are the public intellectuals, the archbishops, the supremely informed correspondents, the MPs who are educated and fearless enough to at least voice views on international affairs? It should be seen as a genuine shared failing, the ultimate comment on an inane celebrity culture that the most widely amplified voice here is not Tony Benn or Gore Vidal or Malcolm Muggeridge, but the man who says: "Next up our choices for goal of the month," and is famous for doing a show in his pants.
Border collie in a water trough
A bigger picture of the same tree which I can’t really describe, sorry
A picture of a tree looking like a face saying ‘ooo’
Within the larger group of the grey flair, those who would not press the button, smaller cults formed with unique beliefs to others that also held the grey flair. Of these, the most prominent was the "Knights of The Button". Members of this cult attempted to prevent the button from ever reaching zero by pressing it before the clock could fully descend. The 'Knights' went so far as to create an algorithm associated with a large pool of thousands of "dummy" accounts to press the button automatically before it could reach zero. However, of these accounts, one was not verified to have been created prior to 1 April 2015, and therefore was unable to press the button, permitting it to finally reach zero.
“Your digital subscription to golf magazine” plus a picture of the magazine cover, which somewhat unsurprisingly has a golfer on it
Labour Party membership resignation form
“Explore classic Baked Beans at Heinz To Home. Heinz Beanz doesn't just taste great but is nutritious; high in fibre, high in...”
My copy of Monstrous Regiment
("Justice Alito dissents" is a welcome legal phrase in any supreme court judgment, and it perhaps should be set to music to the tune of "Miss Otis Regrets".)
Sorry no alt text. See original post in parent users feed
Amy, a border collie shepherd cross, ‘wearing’ glasses
A note in “neat copperplate handwriting“ Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE !!!!! Yrs sincerely The Opera Ghost 'What sort of person,' said Salzella patiently, 'sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
Written in chalk on the road at the Tesla Takedown: Never underestimate the power of just showing up