Stuart Laidler

@stuartlaidler.bsky.social

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Holding out hope for a Muppet Movie starring Nicolas Cage.

Andrew Tate 1 am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. I HOPE THEY LET HIM DEVOUR TRISTAN IN FRONT OF YOU Y’PIECE OF SHIT.
Blakey off of On The Buses
Mini Biography: André Eriksen Andre Eriksen's monologue "why?" performed at Royal Albert Hall in 1985 is said to have brought Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev to tears and inspired the initiation of the peace talks that ended the cold war. In the early 90s, Andre developed a unique way to communicate with animals through sound and motion performance. He traveled with the Uzbek theatre company "Ichki Olov" for four years in the Amazon jungle where they lived off the earth and performed the play "AhkAh HA babaklah" for a large group of black spider monkeys and a giant river otter. Video recordings of these plays now serve as the backbone of inter-species communication studies around the world. The theatre company dissolved in '94, and Andre isolated himself in the Himalayas for years. Here he practiced Buddhism and wrote the masterpiece "Reflections of a wounded teardrop" The mysterious short film was never publicly released, and its contents remains unseen. Eriksen stars and directs himself in the film that features none other than the Dalai Lama himself as the evil antagonist "Hon Eps Egel" who is trying to lure Eriksen's character to buy an overpriced 1991 Toyota Corolla and steals his sleeping bag during a 24-hour trip to Copenhagen. As an activist Andre ran with the bulls in Pamplona. The bulls took him in as one of their own and during the event Andre rammed and injured several participants in the name of his herd.
Tentacled horror for sale
A jumping spider
A common chameleon. Not that common as I’ve never fucking seen one before.
A pained looking man motions you away from him whilst saying “That’s a lot of words for “I’m a racist”.
The paradox of tolerance, although the OP has had to put some heavy duty blinkers in place to maintain tolerance of a group that want to wipe out another group of people.
A rather pretty tiled bit of public art
An entirely beautiful view of the Atlantic coast, standing in stark contrast to the Building Of A Million Dead Souls.
A massive tower block which may or may not be abandoned but is certainly occupied by monsters and ghosts.
Post apocalyptic game show by Mitchell and Webb
A mural of a lady with a painted face
Meanwhile, Argentina head coach Felipe Contepomi accused England of showing a "lack of respect" during his post-match news conference. Contepomi took exception to the music and cheering that could be heard coming from England's changing room next door. Having asked the England representative present in the room to stop the noise, Contepomi lost patience when it did not, and walked out of the room.
Hinge & Bracket. According to Glinner, these people didn’t exist.
Dude, what the ever loving fuck?
A dirty great mural of a skeleton
The Day Today’s animated corpse
Panel 1: you need to hide your genitals panel 2: but only wear cLothing that represents those genitals Panel 3: whenever people see your clothes they Should really be thinking about your genitals
An idiot in a hideous shirt raises his hand to swat a human sized fly.
A very polite stray asking to share my lunch.
Betty in repose
A frankly delicious looking caterpillar
Nazis showing their love for terfs
TRANS PEOPLE EXISTING DOES NOTHING NEGATIVE TO YOUR LIFE YOU CRYBABY BITCH
Boba and her freshly scratched nose. I’m tempted to put sudacrem on it.
Some sort of lizard on a beach in the North East of England.
Some silly online quiz matches me, politically, to Mamdani.
A teeny molar on a spice shelf. Ew…
Chap bellowing “I can’t say anything any more” into a mic whilst stood in front of an enormous bank of speakers
Boba chases the tail
Betty trying to hide from a pigeon
Omelette in machine
Boba sitting in some jasmine.
A seven spotted ladybird plotting the savage murder of just an absolute shitload of poor, defenceless aphids.
Screaming “I can’t say anything anymore” into a mic
Scraped knuckles due to sleep fighting.
Betty, sitting on her sofa, blissfully unaware that she will be having the cone of shame reattached soon.
Janice off of The Muppets
Betty pounces on Boba, who looks unhappy about the situation
A wood mouse scoffing sunflower seeds out of a bird feeder
Boba the calico cat on top of a fucking roof for fucks sake
A concussed idiot with a freshly broken nose.
Betty in her cone of shame
Betty the cat sits staring at the cat flap, wearing a cone of shame that makes it impossible for her to go in or out.
Betty wearing one of those protective collars that look like a lampshade and looking at me as if to say “You’re gonna fucking pay for this…”
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Betty and Boba being outrageously cute.
28 Apr 2022 My erstwhile sister in law, let's call her Lorraine, is an absolute fucking horror show of a woman. My niece, let's say her name is Hannah, is learning to follow in her footsteps. Honestly, they're a honking great clown car of humanity. They're precisely the kind of grifting, benefit-defrauding, bone-idle, spiteful ballbags that the Tories warn you about when they justify their latest assault on the poor. When Lorraine divorced my brother, she decided she wanted half the value of the house. Not half the equity; half the entire value. She demanded this for two reasons: 1 - She is very stupid 2 - She decided that my parents could pay it if my brother couldn't Basically, she's long since decided that she wants a life spent sat on her arse, and she's quite happy for everyone else to pay for that. I say that Hannah is following in her footsteps because she, having received half my brother's estate in his will, is now contesting that will and implying she's been defrauded out of more money.
Erika Kirk looking like a NOD operative
Natural Harvest A collection of semen-based recipes
Malmo