Stuart Walton

@stuartwalton.bsky.social

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AKA Tiger_Walts 🐦 @StuartIWalton

Boy with golden hair wearing the coolest lobster shirt
Mitch McConnell (absolutely not dead) accompanied by an aide
A cylindrical container, vertical and large enough to hold a person. It contains swirling black and green fluid that also glows. Black ooze drips down the side at a glacial pace. RRP £5m
Poe Dameron: (heavy sigh)
154 scheduled Steam updates
I can see you hiding behind the sofa
The USS Voyager with the title text: Get In Loser, We're Doing War Crimes
A mock up of what the US/EU cover art for "Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru" (For the Frog the Bell Tolls) would look like if it were ever released in those regions
The cast of the sitcom Are You Being Served
Russ Tamblyn with a golden shovel
The DUNE 3 poster but the text reads: I hate sand, it gets everywhere
Cover image for Sayonarra Wild Hearts
A humanoid shaped icicle formation next to a window (Ice-sicko): Hahaha... Yes. Let me in
Font cover of I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen. It features a bear (sans hat)
A flow graph illustrating the attrition of Napoleon's army as it travelled into Russia
The cover to ...And Out Come The Wolves by Rancid
A screenshot from Unfair Flips. It shows a large star that says "Good Job" but D is a smiley face made from a colon and a round bracket. The screen is shown when you make 2 heads flips in a row.
A pair of rotating shoes clad in iron. Caption: You got the Iron Boots. So heavy, you can't run. So heavy you can't float.
A cassette and case for the album Cargo by Men at Work
Benny from the Beyond the Stars episode if DS9 ... If you don't know/get the reference then you are lost
A newlywed couple in the air above an active volcano caldera
The first 5 items on my Steam purchase history in reverse order: - The Orange Box - The Path - Zeno Clash - Sam and Max Season One - Audiosurf
A front 3/4 long shot of a bus. The bus is articulated into 2 sections with 2 decks. The rear section has 3rd viewing deck. The front of the bus has large curved windows for each deck. The drivers can be seen in the cockpit on the lower deck. At the rear of the bus there is a large nuclear powered thruster. Not pictured, the inside has a bowling alley and a dining room. Feet are not on the menu.
A screen shot from the Commodore 64 game: Action Biker. A motorbike is on a patch of grass next to a petrol station. Looking at this screenshot may give you a sudden desire to eat a prawn cocktail flavoured starch based snack.
A high view of a busy bar. Everyone is turned to look at. And point their phones at. A man wearing black with a cropped tee, hanging out of an alcove and standing on a seat while blasting out a saxophone solo.
Poster for The Smallest Show on Earth (1957)
Homer Simpson is reading from a list: Two-- Whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Poochie?"
Close up of a ventriloquist doll. It's mouth is open. Sir Anthony Hopkins has his hand up its bum.
A spacecraft cobbled together from a multitude of disparate trash. It is levitating in a back yard inside a bubble shield. Its flight safety record is better than SpaceX
A Fire TV remote lying face down. It's cover is removed, the cheeky minx, and one of the batteries is unseated. Scandalous.
A band with 4 players on a stage lit in blue light. Gaz Combs' giant face threatens to eat them all.
An small aircraft with a high wing. It has a long nose with a single prop. You can fit a family inside. It has a tail-wheel and fixed front wheels set quite wide. The vertical stabilizer on the tail is very large and square. It is a Pilatus PC-6 Porter.
A screenshot from the Merlin app. It identifies birds by sound. The screen shows a playback with a list of identified birds. The listed birds are: Eurasian Blackbird, House Sparrow, and Flymo Easiglide 360.
A slice of sourdough topped with a thick bacon chop, 2 poached eggs, hollandaise and crispy kale
2 coffee drinks on a table, each served on a small tray with a small water and a pink wafer. One is a latte with a slice of cake in the rim, the other is the same but iced. They have mascarpone added to them.
Black and white shot from The Entertainer. Foreground has 2 men in a doorway facing each other, there is some tension between them. They frame a background of 2 women sat at a kitchen table, there are both turned to look at the men.
The contents of a marketing email from Served, a company that sells canned cocktails. They are pleased to announce the Pickle-rita, a Margarita made with pickle juice, lime and tequila.
An enclosure for squirrels called "Squirrel Climb". A sign in front reads "Do Not Climb"
Space Channel 5 (Dreamcast) cover art
A man staring at a red square in a wall. He does this a lot. Probably a hobby of his, just like the his hobby of jumping into holes.
2 large amphibious creatures on a sandbank A still from the 'Threshold 'episode of Star Trek Voyager
Stuart Hill (born around 1943) is an English pensioner. He was dubbed "Captain Calamity" in 2001 after he needed to be rescued from multiple misadventures while sailing. He later moved to the Shetland Islands, where he took to protesting around constitutional matters. In 2008, he made claims relating to the formation of a micronation, which he called the Sovereign State of Forvik. His disputes led to several court appearances. He was convicted of road traffic offences and vandalism and declared bankrupt. Hill unsuccessfully stood for election to Orkney and Shetland as an independent in the 2017 United Kingdom general election where he came last.
Feathers McGraw with a speech bubble at the bottom
A girl lying in bed looking a bit peaky A tube is up her nose and her chin and nightgown are covered in a green liquid
A Commodore 1311 joystick Anyone who ever used one is now experiencing phantom hand cramp just looking at this image
Manga Horror author and famed cat lover Junji Ito with the caption "That was very scary."