stubbs

@stubblyhead.bsky.social

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just a guy in oregon who likes computers and nature

Lucy from Duolingo saying that her bed is very comfortable
my stardew valley wife maru asking if we can have spaghetti in bed tonight??
highly polished agate with many concentric bands of different colored crystals
an extremely creepy looking clown doll sitting on top of a stack of books
a tiny white cloud all by itself? unlikely.
a plastic bag filled with approx. one gallon of pasta sauce. the label is a very poor photocopy and is taped to the bag.
pathetic loser Superman getting absolutely manhandled by Bizarro #1 in a cave filled with red kryptonite
a 20" EGO battery-powered lawnmower with headlights shining
mr burns holding a gun to smithers who is dressed in operating room scrubs
Norman Rockwell painting "Southern Justice"
I'm looking for my burrow owl
a sign in the mamdani font reading "bonghits for Jesus"
an "I Voted" sticker featuring an absolutely jacked werewolf howling and tearing his shirt to shreds
pop-up dialog box from Microsoft Word reading "Paste with Copilot (Ctrl)"
Ronald Reagan pointing to a chart that says their plan will make our taxes go up, but his plan will make them go down
The Howard from the HBO movie "Clear History"
a painting of a sad clown shedding a single tear
Martin Prince and Bart Simpson wearing matching hats and jackets
the spice section at a store. front and center is a large plastic bottle with no label, and the words "DILL WEED" written with a black marker. the asking price is USD3.99
a bright green katydid with five legs sitting on a maple leaf
a bright green katydid with five legs hanging down from a maple leaf as it finishes shedding its skin
a crudely made poster reading "free preschool" with a phone number. no other info whatsoever.
a blue monster tinkles into a bottle
a great blue heron standing on the roof of a house
A PAIR OF PINK PEONIES
member J Snow muses, "In theory, how fast could Nintendo move production of hardware to Ohio? 2-3 months?"
a spam text, nothing to see here
a turtle man
Andromeda coming into bloom
plain, simple Garak
"LOUIS ARMSTRONG" as painted on the side of the Chester the Cheetah riverboat
150 lbs of mayonnaise
[Sherman intensifies]
the wheel of Fortune card from Balatro holding a football as Charlie Brown looks on skeptically
a hyrax going 'nom nom nom nom nom nom'
album art from Iron Maiden album "Powerslave"